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Chapter 661 - 476: Whose Restaurant Would Use Shit as a Seasoning?_2

Chapter 661: Chapter 476: Whose Restaurant Would Use Shit as a Seasoning?_2

It’s not entirely useless, for example, when dealing with powerful but small-range attacks, it might come in handy.

Liu Zheng thought for a moment, took out the remaining wine, and placed it in front of Ghost Hand.

Although all this wine together doesn’t compare to the beer bottle, the size is the point.

This time Ghost Hand didn’t immediately gulp it down but swallowed it all and then reluctantly "looked" at the beer bottle before crawling away.

"Hand it over."

Niu Ma rushed to Liu Zheng’s side at lightning speed and snatched the beer bottle.

Liu Zheng was a bit surprised but not panicked.

Niu Ma would have grabbed his stuff long ago if he wanted to; there was no need to wait until now.

A Perfect Quality beer bottle is still a beer bottle, and to anyone other than someone with special needs or a collector, it might not even be as valuable as a bottle of excellent quality liquor.

Niu Ma threw the beer bottle to the ground, then stomped on it with a hoof.

"Bang!"

The loud sound echoed in the lounge, and the gust of wind made Liu Zheng squint slightly.

"Damn!"

Niu Ma cursed, lifting his hoof.

The cement floor was covered in cracks, revealing the Obsidian foundation beneath.

Half of the beer bottle was embedded in the ground, but the bottle remained intact.

"Who the hell designed this thing? Do they have too much money to spend or what?"

Niu Ma rubbed his hoof and cursed.

Thankfully, he held back a bit in the end, or else he might have fractured his own hoof.

"Even a used piece of toilet paper has many uses. Could it be for storing some particularly high or low alcoholic drink? Come on, big Niu Ma, still picking a fight with a beer bottle? That’s a bit childish, huh?"

Liu Zheng mocked.

"Mind your own business, get it out of here, it’s killing me."

Niu Ma grumbled.

"Even things like this exist, the person who made it is truly a genius."

Niu Ma marveled as he fiddled with the beer bottle.

He resisted the urge to laugh out loud, put the beer bottle into the system space, and then picked up the delivery order.

"Dish: Exquisite Abalone, one serving"

"Address: Green Garden Mad City, Building 17, Unit 501"

"Ordered by: Tentacle Monster"

"Time limit: One hour"

"Phew~"

Liu Zheng breathed a sigh of relief.

Luckily, the orderer wasn’t Garcia or a Priest from the Round God Sect or something.

But why is it Green Garden Mad City again? Are the residents of this complex too unlucky, or is Bloody Restaurant particularly fond of them?

"Where to deliver?"

Niu Ma asked.

"Green Garden Mad City."

He replied.

"Oh, then deliver it yourself."

Niu Ma hobbled back to his straw pile.

"Alright."

Liu Zheng wasn’t counting on him anyway.

Tucking away the delivery slip, he left the lounge, opened the meal box, and inside was a live abalone with its shell removed.

The abalone was extremely large, a whole circle bigger than his hoof, with especially plump edges opening and closing continuously.

"Name: Exquisite Abalone"

"Type: Item"

"Quality: Excellent"

"Effect One: Restores a moderate amount of stamina."

"Effect Two: After absorbing enough saliva, the stamina recovery increases to a large amount, and the taste will become extremely delicious."

"Note: Self-sufficiency yields better results."

"Can be taken out of the instance: Yes"

"What the hell does ’self-sufficiency yields better results’ mean? So ’exquisite’ is a verb?"

Liu Zheng’s mouth twitched.

Even though he had delivered many times, he couldn’t help but be astounded by the ludicrousness of this dish.

"And what’s the principle behind Effect Two? This doesn’t comply with the law of conservation of energy."

With a speechless expression, he closed the meal box and placed it in the Legendary Takeout Box.

The green light turned on, indicating the meal was verified without issue.

"Oh, right, I haven’t checked the effect of the previous meal."

Liu Zheng took out the Magma Strawberry Cake.

"Name: Magma Strawberry Cake"

"Type: Item"

"Quality: Excellent"

"Effect One: Restores a moderate amount of stamina."

"Effect Two: Grants ’burning’ and ’cold resistance’ states, lasting one hour."

"Note: Do not freeze this product in the refrigerator, or face the consequences at your own risk."

"Can be taken out of the instance: Yes"

"Burning: Player receives continuous fire attribute damage, Constitution Attribute decreases by 5 points."

"Cold resistance: Reduces damage and negative effects from cold on the player."

"Who would freeze a magma cake in the fridge? Wouldn’t that completely defeat the purpose?"

He couldn’t help but ridicule.

Hmm, but after reading the note, he indeed felt an urge to find a fridge and try it—what’s up with that?

Thinking it over, Liu Zheng decided not to eat this dish for now. He’d see if he could deliver it later, and if not, he’d take it out of the instance.

He put the Magma Cake into the system space and walked into the takeout channel.

"Oh right, I forgot to ask about changing Sheng Laoer’s name."

After leaving the restaurant, it suddenly occurred to him.

"Sigh, there’s just too much going on."

Liu Zheng sighed as he pulled out his phone to call the nightingale.

Even with his enhanced memory, he couldn’t keep track of everything.

He thought that if he stayed any longer, he’d probably need one of those cyber monk brains to avoid missing things.

The ringing tone went on for over ten seconds but the call wasn’t answered.

"Hmm?"

Alarm bells started ringing in Liu Zheng’s mind, so he hung up without hesitation and called the Sea Girl.

The result was the same, no one answered.

"Could something have happened again?"

He furrowed his brows deeply.

Considering it was working hours, he decided to call the Vampire Sister.

If the Vampire Sister also didn’t answer, then something must have happened.

Thankfully, this time the call got through.

"Did you miss me, Liu Zheng?"

The Vampire Sister said sweetly.

"Not really."

Liu Zheng said honestly.

"So you missed me a little, hehe, Liu Zheng is so nice."

The Vampire Sister said happily.

"Um... do you like strawberry cake?"

He asked.

"I do, I love strawberry cake the most."

"Then next time I’ll bring you a strawberry cake."

Liu Zheng said.

"Really, that’s great. I like Liu Zheng the most~"

The Vampire Sister exclaimed in surprise.

"Hmm. Are the nightingale and Sea Girl there?"

He asked.

"Yes, the nightingale is handling board games, and the Sea Girl is running a murder mystery."

The Vampire Sister replied.

"No wonder they didn’t answer the phone."

Liu Zheng breathed a sigh of relief.

"Have the nightingale call me back once she’s free."

He instructed.

"Okay, okay."

The Vampire Sister nodded her little head.

After hanging up, Liu Zheng didn’t feel quite right.

Even though he didn’t do anything wrong, he felt a dual sense of guilt as if he were both a scumbag and a fool.

"Sigh, I should find time to visit Du Kang Wine Workshop at 18 Yunmeng Road."

Shaking his head, Liu Zheng headed to the clinic.

After greeting the Sphinx, he walked into the clinic.

"You got here pretty fast."

Doctor Nile said.

"Can’t help it, there are just so many orders lately. Did the Jiwei Group leave?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"They left, but they’ll come back later."

"What’s wrong? Couldn’t treat them?"

He asked puzzled.

"How could that be? No matter how acquainted we are, if you dare to belittle my medical skills, I will truly get angry."

Doctor Nile said displeased.

"Sorry, sorry. So why is that?"

"Oh, I found the spices from the Jiwei Group quite interesting, so I asked them to eat more and come back when they felt the urge."

Doctor Nile said.

"Huh? You’re not planning to use their poop as medicine, are you?"

Liu Zheng said in shock.

"Yeah, is there a problem?"

Doctor Nile responded.

"There’s no real issue, but can you really be sure their poop has medicinal properties?"

"Since they’re supernatural creatures, their poop is bound to have some medicinal properties. Even if it doesn’t, using it as a spice isn’t bad."

Doctor Nile said nonchalantly.

"Which restaurant would use poop as a spice? If the customers found out, they’d beat the crap out of them!"

He finally couldn’t hold back.

"Your restaurant."

Doctor Nile said expressionlessly.

"Back when the Bloody Restaurant used us as ingredients, sashimi made from the guts of their descendants was a top-notch dish, and the ones with more filling were even pricier."

"...Alright, forget I said anything."