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Chapter 657 - 474 French Plane Tree: Humans, don’t come over here!_2

Chapter 657: Chapter 474 French Plane Tree: Humans, don’t come over here!_2

Chili Head coughed and said.

"Why worry about me? Are you afraid I’ll run away?"

He looked at Chili Head with a disdainful gaze.

If he wanted to run, why would he bring people to the Clinic? He could have just left during his time at Jidao Public Bath.

"Of course not, we’re mainly worried about someone ambushing you. After all, you’ve offended so many people."

Chili Head scratched his head and replied.

"Hmm... alright, if you want to follow me, then follow."

Liu Zheng found himself unable to argue.

The group rushed back and forth, stirring up dust, earning a big exasperated look from the Sphinx.

As they arrived at Rose Street, they heard the booming voice of French Plane Tree.

"No, no, your toes aren’t even straight, twisting around like a wriggling maggot."

"What about your hands? I asked you to fold them round, not hold a watermelon!"

"Look at your fingers, they’re less like a swan, more like a dinosaur!"

French Plane Tree got increasingly frustrated, shaking its whole canopy, casting shadows everywhere.

And under the shadow, the Ginseng Sprite in a green ballet dress trembled and cried.

"Honorable Dai Legao, why are you so angry?"

Liu Zheng walked over, bowed slightly, and then asked with a smile.

"It’s all her fault!"

French Plane Tree glared viciously at the Ginseng Sprite and raised the book in its hand.

"I went through great lengths to get ’Court Ballet Dance Teaching’, but this fool couldn’t be taught no matter how. It’s infuriating! If I had legs, I’d do it myself."

It said angrily.

"Why make her learn court ballet? Is there a ball?"

Liu Zheng asked curiously.

"No."

"Then why learn it?"

He asked in confusion.

"As a dignified French Noble, my maid must know court ballet. Hmph, someone like you, a country bumpkin, wouldn’t understand."

French Plane Tree looked at him disdainfully.

"I honestly don’t understand, but I know that if you keep scaring her, you’ll soon be without a maid."

Liu Zheng pointed at the Ginseng Sprite.

The poor little sprite was already fainting in fear.

"Hmph, useless creature, only knows how to embarrass me."

The roots of French Plane Tree emerged and dragged the Ginseng Sprite into the Black Soil.

"Why are you here again? Came to laugh at me? Annoying human."

It said to Liu Zheng impatiently.

"Someone as gentlemanly as you, every move is a perfect example of elegance and nobility, how could it be a joke?"

Liu Zheng said earnestly.

"Hm? Hm. I know that, you didn’t need to say it, chatty human, hm!"

French Plane Tree wore a pleased smile.

"But, I suppose you still have some sense. Tell me, what do you want to trade for this time?"

It asked proactively.

"I want some of your dung."

He said directly.

"Hm? Hm?!"

French Plane Tree looked confused at first, then startled.

"I-I-I warn you, human. Don’t think because you saved me, you can do whatever you want. I won’t let you use my dung for those weird things."

It was so frightened its facial features shifted.

"Though I don’t know what weird things you’re talking about, it definitely has nothing to do with me. I just want to use your dung for medicine."

Liu Zheng squinted and said, then told about Garlic’s situation.

"Phew, scared me for a second. Why didn’t you say that from the start, foolish human?"

French Plane Tree sighed in relief, and rolled its eyes at him again.

"Yes, yes, it’s all my fault. So can you give me the dung, wise Dai Legao, sir?"

Liu Zheng said begrudgingly.

"Hmph, if not for the fact that it helped protect me too, I wouldn’t give you any."

"Margret, fetch me some dung."

French Plane Tree instructed.

"Yes..."

A tiny voice came from the Black Soil.

Soon, the Ginseng Sprite emerged holding several green items.

Based on their shape and color, these items were very similar to the "Nature’s Resentment Crystal" French Plane Tree gave him last time, but they weren’t as gem-like, nor did they have those black fibrous materials inside.

"These dung must not be used on other plants in Metropolis, or don’t blame me for turning against you."

French Plane Tree warned.

"Garlic shouldn’t be considered a plant, right?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"No, only those are considered."

French Plane Tree pointed at the other street trees, green spaces, and flower beds.

"Then don’t worry, it won’t happen. How much do these cost?"

He asked.

"Give me three bottles of wine."

French Plane Tree thought for a moment and said.

The dung itself wasn’t worth much, but it contained its breath and essence.

Others eating it doesn’t matter, but if those plants do, they might awaken wisdom too, becoming competitors.

But that’s a future issue, and since it trusts Liu Zheng fairly, it didn’t demand too high a price.

"Alright."

Liu Zheng took three bottles of wine from his system space and placed them on the ground.

French Plane Tree dragged the bottles into the Black Soil and gestured to the Ginseng Sprite to give him the dung.

Liu Zheng received the dung, and the item description popped up.

"Name: Mutant French Plane Tree’s Dung (One-time Use)"

"Type: Item"

"Quality: Excellent"

"Effect: Players with plant lineage have a high chance of improving attributes, a small chance of acquiring mutant French Plane Tree’s skills, and an extremely small chance of acquiring mutant French Plane Tree’s lineage."

"Note: A big man’s dung becomes a treasure mountain for a small man."

"Can it be taken out of the instance: No"

"Can’t be taken out of the instance."

He pursed his lips.

Such a positive item, even if the chance isn’t high and it’s restricted to plant lineage players, is still quite a decent item.

Additionally, being half an Immortal Species, Dai Legao managed to become the Rose Street’s overlord within mere eighteen years, with even Niu Ma being no match for it, proving its powerful lineage.

However, maybe it’s its lineage the reason this item can’t be carried out of the instance.

"Daji, take the dung back to the doctor."

Liu Zheng gave French Plane Tree’s dung to Niu Daji.

"Alright, boss."

"Chili Head, accompany him."

Guo Koutangzi also instructed.

"Yes, big sister."

Niu Daji and Chili Head accepted the orders and left.

"I’m going abroad again soon, is there anything suitable you have?"

Liu Zheng asked French Plane Tree.

"Why do you keep eyeing my collection, can’t you go somewhere else to find them?"

French Plane Tree said discontentedly.

"Things elsewhere are of mixed quality, none as good, comprehensive, and authentic as yours."

He flattered.

"True, I’m not like those merchants who aim for profit, I do it for my own artistic pursuit."

French Plane Tree said smugly.

"Indeed, indeed."

Although Liu Zheng didn’t quite understand how its odd collection related to art.

"No, don’t try to trick me, you cunning human."

French Plane Tree suddenly realized.

"I haven’t known you for long, yet you’ve taken away almost half of my best collection. At this rate, I’ll have to peel my bark for collectibles. Don’t think you can trade anything from me again, even if you do, only the less valuable ones."

It said furiously.

"Don’t be so absolute, you’re not just giving without receiving. Consider those fine wines I gave you, as long as you resist not drinking them, they’re great collectibles too, aren’t they?"

Liu Zheng said with a smile.

"Idiot human, if I don’t drink them, why trade for them?"

French Plane Tree rolled its eyes.

"At least you still have the Legendary delivery man’s skeleton, such a level of collectible is unique in Metropolis, right?"

"Hmph, you underestimate Metropolis’ collectors."

French Plane Tree scoffed dismissively.

"Even Main God’s level collectibles aren’t unique in Metropolis."

"And I have a feeling that someday John’s skeleton will return to you."

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