The world has turned into Hell's Game, why should I stay human?
Chapter 641 - 456: A Kid Driving a Big Vehicle, Truly Worthy of You Humans_2

Chapter 641: Chapter 456: A Kid Driving a Big Vehicle, Truly Worthy of You Humans_2

"Nonsense, do you think I’m doing charity without a reward?"

"I have no money, and don’t even think about taking my life or my wife."

The mountain goblin played rogue.

"I haven’t even seen your wife, there’s nothing to think about. As for your money and life, I’m not interested either."

Liu Zheng said.

"Then what reward do you want?"

"I want to ask you about something. There’s a tutoring class in this neighborhood, do you know it?"

He asked.

"Yes, I know, why?"

"Do you know anyone inside?"

"I don’t. But a coworker’s kid attends tutoring there, and his sister-in-law is apparently a teacher there."

The mountain goblin thought for a moment and said.

"Then could you help me find out if there’s a female Niu Ma in the class, and how her work is going, if anyone dislikes her or something?"

Liu Zheng said.

"Why do you want to find out about this?"

"I’m interested in her."

He said.

"Ah..."

The mountain goblin’s mouth dropped open, revealing two pairs of fangs.

"Man, you’re really something. Little guy handling big wheels, no wonder you’re human."

He gave Liu Zheng a thumbs up.

"Hehe."

He chuckled without commenting.

"If I find out, how should I contact you?"

The mountain goblin asked.

"Here’s my number, write it down."

Liu Zheng recited his number.

"Alright, here’s my number too, brother, remember it."

The mountain goblin recited his own number.

"Alright then, I’m off, enjoy your meal."

He stuffed the meal box into the goblin’s hands and turned to leave.

"Take care, woo."

"Bang!"

Hearing the door closing sound behind him, Liu Zheng tucked away the delivery slip and walked into the elevator.

Leaving the neighborhood, he returned to his pickup and started the vehicle, quickly arriving back at the restaurant door.

"I’ve identified the contents in the jar and found the channel to prepare such a concoction. However, the formula might not be exactly the same as what’s in the jar."

Entering the takeout passageway, Liu Zheng placed a tentacle on the wall and said.

The wall bulged outward, seemingly responding to his words.

"And I’ve been very busy lately. If it’s urgent for you, bulge twice; if not urgent, bulge once."

He spontaneously suggested.

The wall bulged again and then retracted.

"Alright."

Liu Zheng nodded and then walked further into the takeout passageway.

"I’m back."

Upon reaching the break room door, he called out, but there was no response.

He opened the door and entered, finding it empty.

"Still haven’t finished the meeting?"

Liu Zheng scratched his head.

Judging by Si Xue’s way of speaking, she doesn’t seem like the type to drag out meetings unnecessarily – looks like this one’s a big deal.

But if the sky falls, the tall ones will hold it up; it’s not his place as a newcomer to worry about it.

Since Niu Ma wasn’t around, he simply called the Weaving Spider Lady.

"Squeak, squeak."

The Weaving Spider Lady hung up and quickly crawled out from the shadows of the ceiling.

"Thud!"

"Plop!"

It bumped into a cabinet and then fell to the ground.

"Squeak!"

The Weaving Spider Lady cried out in pain.

"I mean, why bother? We’ve dealt with each other multiple times now; can’t you open your eyes and deal with me properly?"

Liu Zheng said speechlessly.

"Squeak, squeak, squeak!"

The Weaving Spider Lady stubbornly lifted her head, closing her eyes even tighter.

"Forget it, no point in reasoning with you non-humans. Let’s get to the point."

He sighed, taking out the coat fragments and the damaged warp cap.

"Can these be repaired?"

Liu Zheng closed his eyes and asked.

"Squeak."

The Weaving Spider Lady opened her eyes, circled the two items, and poked them cautiously with a spider leg, her gem-like eyes pondering.

"Squeak."

She tugged at Liu Zheng’s pant leg and then nodded with her eyes closed.

"Do you still need your relative’s thread?"

He asked again.

"Squeak."

The Weaving Spider Lady nodded again.

"Alright then. I’ll get it next time I deliver food."

Liu Zheng said naturally.

Hearing the word "get," the Weaving Spider Lady’s body shivered twice.

"Alright, what reward do you want?"

He asked.

"Squeak squeak."

The Weaving Spider Lady showed her belly.

"I couldn’t get the All Worm Banquet, it was my only stock, and you’ve already eaten it.."

Liu Zheng shook his head.

The Weaving Spider Lady lowered her head in disappointment, and then spat out a thread from her mouth.

Its two front limbs moved swiftly, weaving the continuously spat silk into a ball the size of a human head.

Without the Legendary Armor’s enhancement, Liu Zheng couldn’t even see the Weaving Spider Lady’s movements, only a vague shadow.

"Squeak squeak!"

The Weaving Spider Lady pushed the silk ball to him and made a gesture of cutting her throat.

"Are you trying to tell me to throw out the silk ball, then follow it to find the target and take him down?"

Liu Zheng asked tentatively.

"Squeak!"

The Weaving Spider Lady squealed happily.

Indeed, humans are often hopeless this way and that way, but their brains usually work well.

No wonder their family liked to order human brains when dining together in the past.

However, it itself only likes to eat worms and has little interest in other foods.

"Do you have some vendetta?"

Liu Zheng asked casually.

"Squeak?"

The Weaving Spider Lady pointed at its mouth and then at his ear, clearly indicating.

You can’t understand what I’m saying, do you expect me to mime everything for you?

"Well, you can write it down."

Liu Zheng took out a pen and poetry draft, then closed his eyes.

The Weaving Spider Lady looked at him speechlessly, why is this human so nosy?

But helplessly, it pinched the pen and began to write on the poetry draft.

"Squeak squeak!"

After finishing, it woke Liu Zheng up.

Liu Zheng opened his eyes and looked at the poetry draft, where there’s some crooked writing.

The gist was that it once went out for a walk at night when there was no one around, then met the other side and got chased all the way, spat out all of its silk, and almost had its insides pulled out along the silk.

"Why did it chase you? Did it want to eat you?"

He curiously asked.

"Squeak squeak squeak!"

The Weaving Spider Lady shrieked angrily.

"Alright, alright, no more questions."

Just knowing the animosity is enough, no need to know the specifics.

"By the way, can you make three more silk balls for me?"

Liu Zheng looked at the silk ball on the ground, suddenly inspired.

"Squeak squeak squeak!"

The Weaving Spider Lady shook its head frantically.

One would take half its life, making three more, it would be better off dead.

"No need for functional ones, also don’t make them this big; two fist-sized ones, one the size of a human head will do."

He quickly said.

Upon hearing his explanation, the Weaving Spider Lady reluctantly calmed down.

"Squeak squeak!"

It thought for a moment and showed its belly again.

"Alright, but it’s specified there’s no All Worm Banquet, I can only get you some other bugs."

Liu Zheng said.

"Squeak squeak!"

The Weaving Spider Lady agreed to the deal and then made him three silk balls, one large and two small.

"Squeak squeak!"

Seeing he had no other requests, the Weaving Spider Lady collected the cloth fragments and weft hat, and eagerly crawled away.

"Sigh, chatting with a socially anxious person is really exhausting."

Liu Zheng said helplessly.

All this opening and closing of eyes made his eyes sore.

He first picked up the silk ball the Weaving Spider Lady made for the first time, but no item introduction popped up.

"As expected."

Liu Zheng directly threw it into the Legendary Takeout Box.

He then picked up the other three silk balls, this time the item introduction did pop up.

"Name: Small Silk Ball Made by Weaving Spider Lady"

"Type: Miscellaneous"

"Quality: Excellent"

"Effect: Attracts cats’ attention"

"Note: No cat can resist a yarn ball!"

"Can it be taken out of the instance: Yes"

"Name: Large Silk Ball Made by Weaving Spider Lady"

"Type: Miscellaneous"

"Quality: Well-crafted"

"Effect: Attracts cats’ attention and decreases opponent’s hostility."

"Note: As long as I see it as a cat, it’s a cat!"

"Can it be taken out of the instance: Yes"

"True to being produced by Weaving Spider Lady, starting quality is excellent."

Liu Zheng nodded in satisfaction.

He had already figured out the distribution for these three yarn balls, the two small ones for San Huamao and the Fool, the large one for the Sphinx.

Perfect!

"Hehehe~"

Liu Zheng let out an unspeakable laugh.

Now he could snuggle as long as he wanted, touch wherever and whenever he liked!