The world has turned into Hell's Game, why should I stay human?
Chapter 619 - 455 Niu Ma: You are not allowed to sleep with that woman!_2

Chapter 619: Chapter 455 Niu Ma: You are not allowed to sleep with that woman!_2

Niu Ma said with a mournful face.

"...that really is something to celebrate."

Liu Zheng said expressionlessly.

"No way, kid, you have to promise me not to sleep with that Wang whatever, or I’ll paralyze you right now so you can’t deliver takeout."

Niu Ma shouted.

"It’s Wang Manni. Okay, then you help me save her."

He said.

"No way, I have no relationship with that Manni, why should I save her?"

Niu Ma flatly refused.

"Then I’ll go save her myself."

"Then you have to promise me not to sleep with that Wang whatever."

Niu Ma insisted relentlessly.

"Fine, fine, I promise you. But if I help you protect your capital, you should give me some benefits, right?"

Liu Zheng said helplessly.

"You little rascal, taking advantage of the situation, right? I’m your boss, isn’t helping me only natural?"

Niu Ma glared.

"That Wang Manni is half my subordinate, so she’s half your subordinate too. It’s only right that the boss helps the subordinate."

He countered with Niu Ma’s own words.

"Damn, you really can’t compete with you humans in a battle of wits."

Niu Ma cursed as he spat out a metal bottle from his mouth.

Liu Zheng picked up the metal bottle, and the item description popped out.

"Name: Expired Large-Scale Insecticide (Disposable)"

"Type: Miscellaneous"

"Quality: Excellent"

"Effect: Causes weakness and fear effects on bugs within range. Has a certain probability of exploding when used."

"Notes: We are pests! We are pests!"

"Can it be taken out of the instance: No"

"Boss, how come you also have this thing?"

He asked in surprise.

"Nonsense, you’ve delivered orders to office buildings, haven’t I delivered to them too?"

Niu Ma rolled his eyes.

"Then why is it expired?"

"Because with my great strength, there’s no need for it. But once I got it, I kept it. Stored it for so long, and it just expired."

Niu Ma said.

"Envious."

Given Liu Zheng’s strength and the intensity of the Metropolis, it’s difficult to keep items until the next instance, let alone let them expire.

"So work on improving your own strength. No matter how many items you get, they’re just external things. Without power within, it’s all pointless."

Niu Ma took the opportunity to preach.

"Next time, definitely next time."

He replied perfunctorily.

As they were talking, Ghost Hand crawled in from outside the door.

This time, it went straight to Liu Zheng, put down the takeout order, patted him on the hoof, and then left.

"Meal: Longjing shrimp and pork heart one serving"

"Address: Pink Panther Nightclub, fifth floor, Room 666"

"Orderer: Vice Director Li"

"Time limit: One hour"

Liu Zheng put away the takeout order and walked out of the lounge.

He directly placed the meal box into the Legendary Takeout Box, confirmed it was correct, then put on the takeout box and entered the delivery tunnel.

"Sorry, Colonel, I still need to rent a car."

He said as he walked and dialed the Driver’s number.

"Renting a car is not a problem, but you’ll only get a regular car. Also, you have to drive it yourself."

The Driver said.

"Then give me a sports car."

Liu Zheng said.

"Alright."

The Driver agreed.

Walking out of the delivery tunnel, a classic yellow Chevrolet Camaro was parked at the entrance.

"Wow, it’s Bumblebee!"

He was a bit surprised.

Anyone who has seen "Transformers", who wouldn’t want a cool and flashy sports car that can help them in a fight?

Liu Zheng sat in the driver’s seat, just about to speak, when he noticed a note stuck on the steering wheel.

"Don’t even bother asking, I can’t transform, dumbass."

At the bottom was a drawing of a middle finger.

"Tsk."

He tore off the note and started the engine.

With a rev of the accelerator, Bumblebee turned into a stream of yellow light and shot towards the southeast of the city.

In the southeast of the city, the Pink Panther Nightclub was as brightly lit as ever tonight.

Though its name is rather tacky, the decor follows a post-modern style, with some classical elements blended in, making it look not so abstract.

Plus, it offers a good value for money and decent service, which makes it popular with the city’s white-collar workers.

The Pink Panther Nightclub has six floors in total, with the first floor housing a restaurant and bar, the second floor as a dance floor, the third and fourth floors containing private rooms, and the sixth floor being the office area.

As for the fifth floor, it’s the VIP area.

Those who like to indulge here are often clients with very high demands for privacy and who dislike conventional service offerings.

The waitstaff on this floor must first act like a wooden figure when no requests are made, and secondly, learn to discern who the real clients are.

Leopard Jump-Jump doesn’t do this very well.

Not only does it have ADHD, but it’s also a bit face-blind. Once, it even mistook a client and led them to the wrong private room, almost causing an uproar.

The reason Leopard Jump-Jump is still alive and even working on the fifth floor is quite simple.

It’s a relative of the nightclub owner, the Pink Panther, as proven by its pink tail and pink fur.

In fact, many employees suspect it is the owner’s illegitimate child.

Because there are other leopards in the nightclub, but none have the same pink fur as the two of them.

So, after causing that blunder, the supervisor on the fifth floor didn’t dare to assign Leopard Jump-Jump to a service position. Instead, they put it at the entrance of the fifth floor as a doorman, to merely verify whether someone is a booked client. An intelligent co-worker was also assigned as its partner, showing great consideration.

Despite this, Leopard Jump-Jump feels that it actually has quite a keen eye.

For example, right now, it could tell that the person coming up from the fourth floor definitely was not a booked client.

After all, no matter how wild a client is, they wouldn’t carry a bleeding slaughter knife and a giant box to have fun.

Its partner, a Black Ape with sleek fur, obviously noticed too and braced itself to step forward and stop the person.

"Let me handle this."

Leopard Jump-Jump stopped it and walked a few steps forward.

Although not the sharpest mind or clearest sight, it’s quite competent, no less than the security guards. Otherwise, it would have been beaten to death by clients after the wrong room incident.

It had its pride, and this time, with some confidence, it was eager to perform.

"Hello."

Leopard Jump-Jump blocked the newcomer’s path with its plump body.

"Do you have a reservation?"

It asked.

"No, but my client has a reservation."

The person replied.

"Your client? Did you arrange to discuss business in a private room on the fifth floor?"

Leopard Jump-Jump asked in bewilderment.

"Don’t you recognize this outfit I’m wearing?"

The person, Liu Zheng, appeared even more puzzled.

It was one thing for hillbillies not to recognize his uniform, but for a city nightclub’s staff not to know it, since when did Bloody Restaurant lose its reputation?

"It looks familiar, but I can’t recall at the moment."

Leopard Jump-Jump replied in embarrassment.

Its face blindness was all-encompassing, affecting not only facial features and physique but also clothes and accessories.

"He’s a deliveryman from the Bloody Restaurant."

The partner Black Ape couldn’t stand by and whispered to it.

"Ah? Ah!!!"

After a brief moment of confusion, Leopard Jump-Jump’s pupils suddenly enlarged, its fur standing on end, turning into a porcupine, and its large round ears turned into airplane ears.

"You, you, you, I warn you, this, this is a legitimate business venue. Without permission, you are not allowed to enter on your own, otherwise, we have the right to expel you."

"If during this period any physical, uh, physical conflicts occur, you bear all consequences."

Leopard Jump-Jump stammered yet fluently recited.

It stammered because it had never said these words to anyone before, fluent because it had practiced them privately countless times.

"Good spouting, you must have practiced a lot, right?"

Liu Zheng gently clapped his hands to show encouragement.

"How did you know? I recite it over ten times every night before sleeping."

Leopard Jump-Jump said proudly.

"I had such moments before speech contests too. By the way, do you eat dried fish?"

He took out a handful of dried fish and held it in front of Leopard Jump-Jump’s eyes.