The world has turned into Hell's Game, why should I stay human?
Chapter 598 - 445: It Looks Like You’re Not About to Transform, but About to Wet Yourself

Chapter 598: Chapter 445: It Looks Like You’re Not About to Transform, but About to Wet Yourself

"Thank you."

He nodded.

"Ugh, a movie meant for three people, yet I never even get a name."

The nightingale said sadly.

"Four people! Wait, Liu Zheng is mine alone!"

Vampire Sister protested while fiercely clawing at Liu Zheng’s pant leg, trying to climb up.

"Alright, alright, keep clawing and you’ll strip my pants completely."

He grabbed Vampire Sister and hoisted her onto his shoulder.

"Hehehe, horse ride time!"

Vampire Sister straddled the back of his neck, mimicking horseback riding.

Amidst the cheerful atmosphere, the tank drove toward Rose Street.

A few minutes later, a Coaster and a police armored vehicle arrived simultaneously.

A group of people dressed in orange uniforms and another in black uniforms stepped off their respective vehicles—the former was from the Sanitation Department, while the latter belonged to the Security Department.

"Gan Lin!"

The Sanitation Department team leader cursed aloud upon seeing the wrecked road.

In this state, repairing it would cost even more than paving an entirely new road.

Sure, he could skim some profit off the top, but it wouldn’t stop him from getting chewed out during the report or affecting his prospects during year-end evaluations.

"Those bastards from Bloody Restaurant, have they become addicted to blowing up streets?"

The Sanitation Department team leader cursed again.

He knew full well who the culprits were this time and also knew it was the same person who blasted the street with "Sunshine" Pet Shop last time.

If it were someone else, he’d have immediately gone door-to-door to apprehend them, teaching those pest families a good lesson about not vandalizing public property.

Even if they were city council members, the Sanitation Department leader would at least vent his complaints in the written reports.

But since it was Bloody Restaurant folks, his hands were tied.

No arrests could be made, and complaining was pointless.

But anger never disappears—it merely shifts. So...

"Those bald monks can’t just hide out in the Metaverse; they actually have the nerve to come mess with us in reality? I guess they’ve gotten tired of living."

The Sanitation Department leader said darkly.

Once back, he’d send a formal notice to the City Supervision Department, arranging a joint operation to clean up the underground workshops that made artificial bodies for the monks.

If they still don’t cooperate, he’d lead his team straight into the Metaverse, tearing down a few temples and smashing dozens of statues just for starters.

Normally, he doesn’t care about the higher-ups’ ambiguous attitude, but did they really think the Metaverse was some sort of lawless zone?

"Collect evidence, calculate damages, inflate by 30 percent."

The Sanitation Department leader commanded.

"Got it."

The sanitation crew immediately got to work.

As for the Security Department crew, they simply snapped a few photos and drove off.

The apartment was the main crime scene; this spot was only for visual documentation.

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As the saying goes, three women make a drama.

And another saying: enemies become bitterly hostile upon meeting.

When the Potato Sisters encountered Guo Koutangzi, all four of them instinctively felt a sense of discomfort.

"Are these your wives? Wow, even have a daughter now—a picture-perfect family, huh?"

Guo Koutangzi said mockingly.

"Who’s the daughter? I’m Liu Zheng’s top wife!"

Vampire Sister retorted indignantly.

"You? That’d only be true if Liu Zheng was this short."

Guo Koutangzi extended her pinky finger and then curled it up mocking her.

"I’ve only temporarily ended up like this; I’ll grow back eventually! You green tea girl, I’ll bite you to death!"

Vampire Sister instantly lost it, yet too injured to fly, she could only claw vainly in frustration.

"So you don’t even know how long Liu Zheng is? How pitiful—not only are you without status, you’re not even qualified to be the side chick."

The nightingale said with an overly sympathetic tone.

"Spoken like you know! You lot need to stop acting out soap opera scenes and leave me alone—I’m still on the clock!"

Liu Zheng said helplessly.

"Oh, like we ever see you when you’re off the clock. Besides, when have you ever not mixed personal errands into your work hours?"

Sea Girl chimed in, joining the fray.

"Hey, why hasn’t Dai Legao woken up yet? Choked up over a corpse? With all the crap in the sewer, how has it not burst him wide open?"

He coughed awkwardly, turned around, and shouted loudly.

"See? This is the price of flirting left and right."

Doctor Nile said to Niu Daji.

"I see; no wonder you’re my boss. Amazing!"

Niu Daji said with admiration etched on his face.

"Mm... You’ve got real potential for being his lackey."

Doctor Nile gave a thumbs-up.

"Arnold, everyone’s just lazing about—how about we play some mahjong?"

Chili Head, sensing the awkward atmosphere, awkwardly suggested.

"Where’d you get mahjong?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"We brought it."

Chili Head pulled out a transparent plastic bag from underneath his oversized robe filled with miniature mahjong tiles and a palm-sized table.

"How do you even play something so tiny?"

"Oh, it’s a travel set—add water and it’ll expand to regular size."

Chili Head explained.

"Impressive—not bad, Metropolis-quality. But with this many people, one mahjong set won’t cut it. You can’t just play in shifts, right?"

Excluding the French Plane Tree, there were still eleven people.

"We brought more."

Scallion, Ginger, and Garlic—each produced their own bag of mahjong tiles.

"So, this is the Jiwei Group’s gang culture, huh?"

Liu Zheng muttered, squinting at them.

"Of course—playing mahjong not only fosters group bonding but also trains dexterity and strategic thinking. It’s a tradition we’ve upheld since the group’s inception."

Guo Koutangzi proudly declared.

Saying this, she pulled out her own bag of mahjong tiles too.

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