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Chapter 586 - 439 Guanyin Bodhisattva, Resolving All Bugs

Chapter 586: Chapter 439 Guanyin Bodhisattva, Resolving All Bugs

"Can your employees keep up with health and hygiene?"

Liu Zheng squinted and asked.

"Of course, otherwise why do you think we’re so familiar with Jidao Public Bath? They’ve always been our partners."

"Even now, we go for regular checkups at a certified clinic every year to ensure customers can eat with peace of mind."

Guo Koutangzi said proudly.

"Impressive, impressive."

He clapped cooperatively.

"Are you guys ready over there? I’m good to go here."

Doctor Nile said.

At this moment, a complex and elongated eye symbol appeared on his forehead, emitting a faint golden glow.

"We’re almost ready too."

Guo Koutangzi glanced at the oil with green onions and garlic in the pot and said.

"Then let the doctor go first."

Liu Zheng decided without hesitation.

Animals with eyes will certainly rely primarily on vision.

If we destroy the crows’ vision first and let them panic before releasing the scent, the effect should be better.

"Okay."

Doctor Nile raised two golden scimitars, crossing them to form an X shape.

"Great God Ra, I beseech you to send down your radiance and save your future guardian deity."

He shouted loudly.

Normally, releasing divine arts wouldn’t be this simple; there would typically be sacrifices or altars involved.

But now, with Doctor Nile being Ra’s only priest in the Metropolis, and the purpose of the divine arts being to protect his future number one warrior, the process was naturally simplified.

As soon as Doctor Nile finished speaking, the Light’s Eye immediately shot out a slender beam of light. After hitting the intersection of the two scimitars, it instantly refracted into a massive light screen, turning the entire sky where the birds swirled as bright as day.

"Caw caw!"

The crows froze momentarily in the air and then cried out in fear.

The originally orderly flight pattern was disrupted, and several pairs of crows even crashed into each other.

"Now’s the time!"

Liu Zheng shouted.

"行け (Go)!"

Guo Koutangzi forcefully threw the soup pot into the air.

The soup pot soared to a height enough to break world records in the real world, reaching near the flock of crows.

Then, the pot shook violently, as if about to explode like a pressure cooker.

"Break!"

Guo Koutangzi shouted.

The soup pot exploded along with the oil of green onions and garlic inside, drenching the crows head to toe.

"Caw caw caw!!!"

The enormous explosion temporarily deafened them, while the strong smell of green onions and garlic rendered their sense of smell useless.

With their vision, hearing, and smell all lost, the crows fell into unprecedented terror.

Even the leader of the crows, trying to restore order, failed due to the crashes from its companions, almost getting knocked out itself.

Helpless, it could only flap its wings desperately, creating strong gusts of wind.

The airflow, much stronger than its kind can produce, stimulated the crows’ tactile senses, making them realize the leader’s position.

The crow leader flew toward the horizon, and the rest of the crows, guided by the strong wind, clumsily followed in the leader’s direction.

"We actually drove these monstrous birds away."

Niu Daji said in surprise.

"The doctor has always been reliable. Of course, we also owe much to the strong support from Jiwei Group."

Liu Zheng generously praised their contributions.

"Haha."

"Tch."

Yet, neither side felt particularly grateful for the praise.

He didn’t mind; he offered the compliment anyway, whether they chose to accept or not.

"I really can’t eat anymore."

After staying for over an hour, the previously lifeless French Plane Tree suddenly spoke up.

"You’re awake?"

Liu Zheng quickly asked.

"Hey?"

"Hey?"

"Damn it!"

However, after several calls, the French Plane Tree remained unresponsive.

"Still talking in your sleep after getting your fill, you’re comfortable while we suffer waiting here."

Liu Zheng said speechlessly.

"I should have fed you some more crap to help with digestion when you just opened your mouth."

He said with malice.

"Don’t trees absorb nutrients through roots?"

Doctor Nile questioned.

"Yeah, so that’s why it’s necessary to feed it through the mouth; otherwise, it’d be like giving it an extra meal with the roots."

Liu Zheng said matter-of-factly.

"Kid, I must never lose my ability to move in front of you."

Doctor Nile couldn’t help but tease.

Indeed, like the old saying goes, birds of a feather flock together; this guy and Niu Ma are the type you can trust with your life, but never with your back.

Because you never know how many pranks he could pull on you just by turning around for a second.

"Hehe."

Liu Zheng chuckled pridefully when suddenly his phone rang.

Seeing the caller ID, his eyes narrowed. It was an unknown number.

After hesitating for a moment, he pressed the answer button.

"Brother, you better come here quickly. Those monks you mentioned have really shown up."

The old security guard said anxiously on the other end of the line.

"Brother, what’s the situation now? How many of them are there?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"About a dozen showed up, and your friends are stuck in the room due to some spell they used. My guys are tangling with them, we can still hold on for now, but it’s hard to say for much longer."

The old security guard said.

Right now, there haven’t been any casualties, and those monks seem to be holding back, not striking too hard.

Once casualties appear later, the morale of the security guards might inevitably collapse.

"Alright, tell the guys to hold on a bit longer. I’ll give them bonuses right then and there once it’s over."

Liu Zheng shouted.

"I’ll try. I sneaked back, so I’m not sure if I can return later..."

The old security guard’s voice abruptly stopped, and a gentle and steady male voice sounded from the other end of the call.