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Chapter 545 - 418 Si Xue: If I Don’t Ruin Things, I’ll Ruin You_2

Chapter 545: Chapter 418 Si Xue: If I Don’t Ruin Things, I’ll Ruin You_2

"Meow wuwu!"

"Awoo!"

"Meow wuwu!!!"

"Awoo!!!"

Two sounds came from the same direction, one hoarse, the other sharp.

Clearly, they were both very agitated.

"Waow aow aow!!!"

"Woo waow!!!"

As Liu Zheng swam towards them, the two voices became even more piercing.

"Is this... two cats in a shouting match?"

His expression turned peculiar.

As a frequenter of street cat brawls, Liu Zheng was very familiar with all kinds of cat sounds.

He was sure these were the sounds of two cats cursing at each other, and very foully at that.

Looking at the situation, it seemed like a fight was imminent.

"I wonder what kind of treasure is related to cats? Could it be two cat teasers?"

Liu Zheng thought, amused.

Honestly, if that were the case, he might indeed have some interest.

After all, in his experience, Metropolis residents had a fondness for items that aligned with their racial traits.

And Liu Zheng happened to know two cat friends.

One was a key figure for the head chef of the Bloody Restaurant, the other an aspiring vice-president of the Writer Association.

If he went out with the two of them, one perched on his left shoulder, the other on his right, he’d have to ask.

Who else is there!

"But..."

After indulging in his fantasy, Liu Zheng hesitated a bit.

Anyone who has raised cats knows that even if a familiar cat makes such sounds, it’s best not to approach.

Especially now that two unfamiliar cats were fighting, approaching recklessly might get him mistaken as an intruder and jointly assaulted.

"Forget it, let’s just listen to the sounds from afar, folks."

Liu Zheng silently changed direction.

After swimming some distance, he finally heard another sound.

"Great Mighty Dragon, World Honored Ksitigarbha, Prajna All Buddhas, Prajna Ba Ma Hong!"

"Monster, I need you to help me cultivate!"

A powerful and thunderous male voice burst in his ears, vibrating his head until it buzzed.

"Goodness, is this Leifeng Tower or the Purple Gold Bowl, can’t afford to mess with either."

Liu Zheng shook his head and quietly swam away.

Dharma Sea, or the strongest version of Great Mighty Dragon, not even Niu Ma would stand a chance, let alone him.

Oh, and Niu Ma, with all their murderous aura, would probably be directly annihilated.

Liu Zheng changed direction again, this time swimming down instead of across.

After swimming for a while, a sharp voice reached his ears.

"SpongeBob, let’s catch jellyfish~"

"Catch your uncle, just lie on the beach and wait to dry out."

Liu Zheng cursed as he swam in the opposite direction.

Even though the pink starfish didn’t seem capable of fighting, everyone knows not to compare battle power with comedic characters.

And what if this wasn’t a starfish version, but a demon version?

"Forget it, let it be the cats then."

Liu Zheng sighed.

Each one in the back was more absurd than the last; he even worried if he’d hear the Gospel soon.

He swam in the direction he remembered, and soon heard the two cats again.

"Waow waow!"

"Glug glug!"

The sounds were still shrill but weaker than before.

"Have they started fighting already?"

Liu Zheng guessed based on his experience.

If they were already fighting, that might be good; perhaps they’d be done by the time he got there.

When cats fight, the biped prospers.

With the intention of scavenging, he resolutely swam forward.

After covering about a hundred meters, Liu Zheng finally saw the appearance of the two "fish."

A fully insured black tabby and an uninsured silver shaded were entangled in a fierce brawl.

The black tabby bit the silver shaded’s right cheek, while the silver shaded kicked desperately at the black tabby’s belly.

Black and silver cat hairs drifted in the lake, and golden specks of light seeped from their wounds.

In terms of build, the black tabby had the upper hand, and it had locked onto the silver shaded’s vulnerable spot.

However, the silver shaded’s fur was much thicker than the black tabby’s, so the light spilling from its neck wound was less compared to the black tabby’s belly wound.

Regardless, biting was ultimately more powerful than scratching.

As long as the black tabby held on, once its fangs completely pierced the fur’s defense, the silver shaded would be doomed.

And the silver shaded seemed aware of this, struggling desperately to escape the black tabby’s control.

Yet the black tabby was willing to endure more belly attacks than release its hold.

Moreover, its struggle only enlarged the neck wound.

Perhaps due to the heat of the battle, neither cat noticed Liu Zheng’s arrival.

And he stayed his position, not daring to get closer.

"Who should I help?"

He pondered while observing the situation.

If he helped the black tabby, it would undoubtedly win.

But given it already had a winning edge, it was hard to say if it’d appreciate the help.

Also, if the black tabby retained too much strength, it wouldn’t be beneficial for him to claim the catch.

However, helping the silver shaded, those two together might still not defeat the black tabby.

Considering the silver shaded’s vulnerable spot was in the black tabby’s mouth, if it was willing to pay a price, it could easily vanquish the silver shaded instantly, then make a move against Liu Zheng.

Or perhaps...

"Help neither?"

A thought flashed in Liu Zheng’s mind, then was immediately rejected.

With his resources nearly depleted, in a real fight, he clearly wasn’t a match for these two cats who lived in the lake.

"Got it, feign to help the black tabby, then launch a sneak attack when it’s distracted."

Suddenly struck by an idea.

This trick was called "Brightly Repair Roads, Secretly Cross the Warehouse."

With the plan set, Liu Zheng swam towards the two cats.

When he was less than five meters away, the two cats finally sensed something was wrong and turned to look at him.

However, despite looking, they showed no sign of stopping their actions.

Liu Zheng was about to speak to the black tabby when a chill ran from his tailbone up his spine to his scalp.

"Is this... a danger intuition?"

He sensed trouble immediately, halted his advance, and retreated backward.

At the same time, Liu Zheng shifted his attention from hearing to sight.

Soon, he noticed some subtle clues.

"Forget it, let it be the cats then."

Liu Zheng sighed.

Each one in the back was more absurd than the last; he even worried if he’d hear the Gospel soon.

He swam in the direction he remembered, and soon heard the two cats again.

"Waow waow!"

"Glug glug!"

The sounds were still shrill but weaker than before.

"Have they started fighting already?"

Liu Zheng guessed based on his experience.

If they were already fighting, that might be good; perhaps they’d be done by the time he got there.

When cats fight, the biped prospers.

With the intention of scavenging, he resolutely swam forward.

After covering about a hundred meters, Liu Zheng finally saw the appearance of the two "fish."

A fully insured black tabby and an uninsured silver shaded were entangled in a fierce brawl.

The black tabby bit the silver shaded’s right cheek, while the silver shaded kicked desperately at the black tabby’s belly.

Black and silver cat hairs drifted in the lake, and golden specks of light seeped from their wounds.

In terms of build, the black tabby had the upper hand, and it had locked onto the silver shaded’s vulnerable spot.

However, the silver shaded’s fur was much thicker than the black tabby’s, so the light spilling from its neck wound was less compared to the black tabby’s belly wound.

Regardless, biting was ultimately more powerful than scratching.

As long as the black tabby held on, once its fangs completely pierced the fur’s defense, the silver shaded would be doomed.

And the silver shaded seemed aware of this, struggling desperately to escape the black tabby’s control.

Yet the black tabby was willing to endure more belly attacks than release its hold.

Moreover, its struggle only enlarged the neck wound.

Perhaps due to the heat of the battle, neither cat noticed Liu Zheng’s arrival.