The world has turned into Hell's Game, why should I stay human?
Chapter 531 - 411: I Only Recognize Underpants, Not People_2

Chapter 531: Chapter 411: I Only Recognize Underpants, Not People_2

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"Absolutely perfect."

Jinzi said without hesitation.

In less than a day, Seiko had been rescued unharmed, and their family hadn’t even had to lift a finger during the process.

The efficiency of this—it was no less than hiring professionals on the black market.

"But the cost was significant. Not only did I use the Legendary Underwear, I also used up the cosplay clothes."

Liu Zheng explained the effects of the cosplay clothes.

This technique wasn’t exclusive to the Bloody Restaurant, it’s just that the restaurant was the only place capable of manufacturing it reliably, so revealing the details wasn’t considered breaking any rules.

"To think Zheng Chan used such precious items, rest assured, our family will do everything to compensate you,"

Jinzi patted her chest and promised.

Technically, they weren’t obligated to compensate Liu Zheng.

After all, the payment terms had been agreed upon from the start, and they hadn’t requested Liu Zheng to use such methods to rescue Seiko.

But Jinzi wasn’t stupid. For a small family like theirs, making a strong, reliable, and easygoing friend like Liu Zheng was akin to hitting the jackpot—they wouldn’t let go of such an opportunity lightly.

Even though the cosplay clothes were undoubtedly expensive, they were no match for gaining a trustworthy and powerful ally.

Jinzi’s family wasn’t short on money; what they lacked were channels to convert their wealth into high-quality resources.

"That won’t be necessary. I’ve always been one to stick to my word when agreeing on terms,"

Liu Zheng shook his head.

"Then, what does Zheng Chan mean?"

"Forget the cosplay clothes. But the Legendary Underwear is critically important to me. I have an extremely dangerous mission ahead that requires the Legendary Underwear as my safety net."

"So, I’d like to ask your help in finding another pair of Legendary Underwear. I’ll cover the cost myself."

He explained.

"Also, this is Xiao Wan. I rescued her from the Hundred Ghosts Bathhouse. I hope you can take her in to work at the hot spring. The work can be tough, and the pay can be low—it doesn’t matter, as long as her safety is guaranteed."

Liu Zheng had originally considered placing Xiao Wan in the clinic but decided against it since he’d already crammed one cleaner in there; adding her would seem excessive.

Besides, rescuing her from the bathhouse and placing her at Extreme Hot Spring was logical—it aligned with her background.

"The second request is no problem. The hot spring is actually short of staff,"

Jinzi immediately replied.

Even if they weren’t short-handed, she would create a position.

Work wouldn’t be hard to find; if push came to shove, their family could just pay for her wages themselves.

"But the first request..."

Jinzi hesitated.

"No worries, you just need to tell me the channel, and I’ll figure it out myself,"

Liu Zheng said.

If it were any other item, he wouldn’t even ask for the channel.

Obtaining channels was challenging, and revealing them was risky.

But the Legendary Underwear was just that crucial, so he had no choice but to press.

"Uh... Actually, this is a family secret, a dark history we don’t share with outsiders. But since Zheng Chan is practically family, I’ll tell you."

After much hesitation, Jinzi finally said.

"In truth, the Legendary Underwear wasn’t purchased—it was given to us by Li himself."

Li was the name of the Legendary delivery man.

"Huh? Why would he give you something like that?"

Liu Zheng was dumbfounded, filled with confusion.

Without the three-piece set from the Legendary delivery man, the Legendary Underwear was nothing more than an ordinary pair of underwear—and a dirty one at that.

"Strictly speaking, it wasn’t exactly a gift. Back then, Li came to the shop but couldn’t pay his bill. The receptionist at the time—my grandmother—made him work to pay it off. He threw his dirty underwear down, said it was collateral, and then bolted."

Jinzi explained.

"And your boss agreed to this?"

"Of course not. My grandmother ended up covering the cost herself."

She said, pouting.

"Still, your grandmother kept the underwear instead of tossing it?"

Could it be for some peculiar taste?

"She was going to throw it away. But then she thought, ’Anyone who could successfully skip out on a bill like that must be some kind of talent. Maybe this pair of underwear will come in handy someday.’ So she kept it."

Jinzi explained.

"Your grandmother is quite a character."

Liu Zheng squinted in feigned disbelief.

After hearing this story, his perception of the Legendary delivery man had shifted yet again.

At first, he thought Niu Ma was already a disgrace to delivery workers, but it turned out the Legendary delivery man was the real low point.

Using a French Plane Tree jacket to dodge a bill at the City Hall and underwear to wriggle out of his debt at Extreme Hot Spring—Liu Zheng didn’t even dare to imagine what he’d use as collateral for a municipal fine. A scarf made from shameful body hair?

"In any case, we don’t know how to get hold of another pair of Li’s underwear."

Jinzi expressed regret.

"Does he still visit your hot spring?"

Liu Zheng asked after some thought.

"No, ever since the underwear incident, he hasn’t shown up."

"That’s a relief."

Strangely, Liu Zheng didn’t seem disappointed—instead, he was pleased.

Considering the Legendary delivery man had bathed at their establishment, it meant he had the need for such services.

If he didn’t come to Extreme Hot Spring anymore, it meant he’d go to other bathhouses.

People are creatures of habit. If he used underwear for one free bath, chances were he’d do it a second and third time.

"Could you reach out to all the bathhouses in town and check if the Legendary delivery man has ever used underwear there as collateral? If they have, I’ll buy it at a high price—unlimited quantities."

"To the first person who sells me the underwear, I’ll grant them one reasonable request or undertake a task within my capabilities."

Liu Zheng elaborated.

"What if we’re the ones who get the underwear and sell it to you?"

Jinzi tested the waters.

"The condition applies to everyone equally; I care about the underwear, not the person."

"That said, given our relationship, we wouldn’t need to resort to such terms."

He teased Jinzi with a raised eyebrow.

"You’re awful! The kids are still here."

Jinzi said coyly.

"Isn’t that what makes it more exhilarating?"

Liu Zheng flashed a grin that mirrored Niu Ma’s infamous smile.

"Pervert!"

Xiao Wan rolled her eyes dramatically, and Seiko discreetly grimaced.

"Alright, I’ll notify the family to start contacting the bathhouses immediately."

Jinzi wiped the smile off her face and spoke solemnly.

"Thank you for that."

Liu Zheng responded just as earnestly.

"I’ll head off now. Seiko, you stay here with Zheng Chan and keep him company over a few drinks."

After instructing Seiko, Jinzi quickly left the room.

This task was also a major undertaking for her family. If done well, it might elevate their status in the bathhouse industry.

After a few rounds of drinks, Jinzi returned in a hurry.

"I’ve informed the family, and the elders have pledged full support—they won’t let our good friend down."

"Moreover, for all the sacrifices Zheng Chan has made for our family’s future, even though you keep your promises, we can’t ignore the weight of the favor."

"This is our family’s compensation to you. Consider it a bonus for exceeding expectations in completing your assignment."

She took out a lacquered box from her bra and placed it in front of Liu Zheng.

When he opened the box, it contained a mirror without a reflective surface.

The mirror’s frame appeared to be made of bronze, though it had corroded from golden yellow to a bluish-black hue.

Liu Zheng picked up the mirror, and its description popped up.

"Name: Three-Inch Mirror"

"Type: Tool"

"Quality: Exquisite"

"Effect: The holder will continually face inner questioning until they break. The holder’s dark side will be recreated on the mirror’s surface, which can then be released and given one command. The longer the holder endures, the more complete the dark side becomes. Duration inversely correlates with the strength of the dark side."

"Note: How many times do I have to tell you? The Three-Inch Mirror wasn’t made for procreating with yourself, you colossal fools!"

"Is it transferable between instances: No"

"This thing..."

Liu Zheng toyed with the mirror.

The Three-Inch Mirror had effects similar to cosplay clothes, but it wasn’t nearly as practical.

Cosplay clothes could simulate someone’s appearance and were a direct enhancement to the wearer.

The Three-Inch Mirror, on the other hand, required the holder to endure prolonged inner questioning, effectively ruling out enemies or people who weren’t close to the holder.

Additionally, the dark side summoned couldn’t be wholly controlled, as it could only follow a single command.

Of course, one was a tool available to a bathhouse receptionist, while the other was a rare item limited to the Bloody Restaurant. There wasn’t much room for comparison.

"Still, who should I have use this thing?"

Liu Zheng mulled it over.

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