The world has turned into Hell's Game, why should I stay human? -
Chapter 521 - 406: French Kiss, Two Kisses_2
Chapter 521: Chapter 406: French Kiss, Two Kisses_2
However, he probably doesn’t have it, because the direction of human evolution is not towards fighting with the physical body itself, but towards more efficient use of tools.
"Moo~"
Liu Zheng once again stands upright and swings a hoof towards the sky.
The Fist Power churns, shattering all the Cloud Mountains within the attack range.
Following one after another, the Cloud Mountains that were reverted to their original cloud forms are spread out, and then again shattered into clusters by his Fist Power.
In just a few moments, Liu Zheng has swung hundreds of punches, not a single Cloud Mountain able to approach within two meters of him.
"My Lord, be careful."
In the midst of the vast sea of blood, the voice of Samurai Yifa suddenly rings out.
"Huh?"
He instinctively looks towards the original position of Samurai Yifa, only to see an afterimage.
"To be distracted in the midst of battle, my lord, you really underestimate people."
The voice of Samurai Yifa sounds again, but faster than his voice is his sword.
The ghastly Corpse Killing Pill breaks through space, the sword enveloped in a sound wave shaped like flames, and Samurai Yifa’s hands are covered with a black and red evil aura, like two wings.
"Screech!"
The piercing cry of a bird resounds again, and in a trance, Liu Zheng seems to see a ghastly skeletal phoenix swooping towards him.
The scale of time is drawn out under extraordinary Perception, but being able to see doesn’t mean being able to move.
At this moment, it’s already too late to draw the Slaughter Knife or the boning knife to defend.
Although Samurai Yifa definitely could not kill him, once his vulnerability is exposed, he would lose the initiative in subsequent negotiations.
And using hooves or the head to withstand it is definitely not feasible when simulated bone and flesh in a costume definitely isn’t as hard as Niu Ma’s own.
Even the bones and flesh of Niu Ma itself seeming not that hard either, every time he makes a delivery, he comes back missing a couple pounds.
With no other choice, Liu Zheng simply opens his mouth, revealing a set of large, not so shiny golden teeth.
The phoenix’s beak slants downward, pecking towards his shoulder.
Samurai Yifa indeed did not intend to take his life, but giving him a deep lesson was still possible.
A practitioner of the Path of Slaughter, how could they not have some pride and aggression.
Unfortunately, Liu Zheng has it too.
"Crunch!"
The ox’s mouth firmly bites down on the phoenix’s beak, the ghastly blade tip caught between the shit-yellow sharp teeth.
"Hai! Hai! Hai!"
Samurai Yifa shouts three times, each shout increasing the strength in his hands.
By the time the third shout passes, the blade tip has already broken through the containment of the sharp teeth, piercing into the ox tongue.
Just a bit further, and the Corpse Killing Pill could pierce through his brain.
However, Samurai Yifa did not advance further, even voluntarily stopping.
Because Liu Zheng’s hoof was already raised in front of his face.
Getting his brain pierced would most likely not kill Liu Zheng, but if Samurai Yifa were to be hit by the hoof, at a minimum, his fate would be similar to Shao Yan’s.
"Is that enough now?"
He voluntarily loosens his jaws, speaking with his tongue sticking out.
"That’s enough."
Samurai Yifa also withdraws the blade tip.
On the blade tip, a drop of purplish-red blood trembles slightly.
"Please take it back."
Many curse-related abilities require the target’s name, birth data, bodily tissue, etc., to activate, and blood is the most common one.
Samurai Yifa voluntarily mentioning it is also a way of showing cooperation sincerity.
"Alright."
Liu Zheng stretches out his already healed tongue and licks the blood back.
"..."
Samurai Yifa watches his action, hesitating to speak.
"What’s up, I know I have some bad breath, but is there a need to loathe me like that?"
He says somewhat displeased.
Liu Zheng naturally doesn’t have bad breath, he frequently undergoes complete transformations, not to mention bad breath, he doesn’t even have body odor.
But Niu Ma does have bad breath, and the scent is particularly intense.
However disheveled and greasy Niu Ma may be, no matter how disgusting and abnormal, he’s still his boss, the disdain should only come from him, not anyone else.
"It’s not that I loathe you, it’s the Corpse Killing Pill."
Samurai Yifa shakes his head.
"Is your sword alive?"
"Indeed, and she was a very clean and beautiful woman before being forged into a Katana."
Samurai Yifa says.
"Doesn’t your school claim to be noble Heroes? And yet you also use living people to forge weapons?"
Liu Zheng’s gaze sharpens.
"You misunderstand, my lord. The Corpse Killing Pill is not a weapon forged by me."
"Originally, she was sold by her husband’s family to a group of lustful demons. Having luckily survived, in order to seek revenge, she offered her own flesh and soul, asking a Swordsmith to forge her into the Corpse Killing Pill on the condition that he let her seek revenge first."
"Unfortunately, that Swordsmith did not keep his promise, and after the sword was completed, he attempted to sell her to someone else."
"Luckily, the Swordsmith’s skills were too superb, and the resentment in the Corpse Killing Pill was too intense, so she forcefully broke free from the scabbard’s restraint, first killing the scabbard, then returning to her husband’s family and slaughtering them all."
"Fortunately, I was just passing nearby, and upon discovering her, immediately subdued her, preventing her from killing innocent people and completely turning into a Demon Sword."
Samurai Yifa shares the story of the Corpse Killing Pill.
"So, I was just making out with the Corpse Killing Pill, and did it twice?"
Liu Zheng suddenly realized.
"Buzz!"
The pale blade of the knife trembled violently, and real blood seeped from the spine.
"That’s enough, he’s just an ignorant person who doesn’t even understand swordsmanship, don’t mind him."
Samurai Yifa hastily held the blade to reassure it.
"Right, I’m just a fool. You, such a generous and beautiful lady, shouldn’t bother with a fool like me, it’s beneath you."
He admitted bluntly.
"Hmph!"
Corpse Killing Pill stopped trembling.
"Having weapons with their own consciousness is really troublesome."
Liu Zheng shook his head.
"Indeed it is. However, Spiritual Weapons are infinitely wondrous, not only far surpassing ordinary weapons of the same level but also generally possessing upgrade potential. It’s all about what the swordsman chooses to lose and gain."
Samurai Yifa said.
"I’ll talk about choices when I have any."
Right now he was conquering the world with just two kitchen knives, no choices at all.
"With your abilities, you will own your Spiritual Weapon sooner or later."
Samurai Yifa said gently stroking the spine of the Corpse Killing Pill.
"We’ve arrived, sir."
He suddenly said.
The next second, Liu Zheng found himself back in the elevator.
"Ding!"
The elevator door opened automatically, arriving at the 6th floor.
"I think before your wife comes back to life, you need to sort out one thing first."
Before stepping out of the elevator, he turned and said.
"What is it?"
The voice of Samurai Yifa sounded.
"Between your wife and the Corpse Killing Pill, who ranks higher, who ranks lower?"
"???"
Without giving him time to react, Liu Zheng closed the elevator door himself.
"Awesome!"
Nothing beats the thrill of trolling someone else.
An entire elevator association, and he managed to get two wives, one human and one non-human."
It’s because of such jerks who bite off more than they can chew, that honest folks like us can’t even find a girlfriend."
Disgusting, utterly disgusting!
"What are you looking at, haven’t seen a handsome Niu Ma before?"
Feeling the stares from not too far away, Liu Zheng glared back fiercely.
"Dear guest, if I have offended you in any way, please forgive me. However, this floor seems to have no reserved guests, did you perhaps come to the wrong floor?"
The waitress dressed in the same Yaoji uniform asked cautiously.
With such a robust build and aura, this guest clearly wasn’t someone to mess with.
"Oh, I’m also an employee of the bathhouse, just strolling around."
He replied.
"?"
The waitress initially puzzled, then a hint of anger crossed her face.
"Which department’s new employee are you, behaving so out of line? Don’t you know it’s forbidden to run around here during work hours?"
She questioned.
"Are you saying it’s okay to run around here outside work hours then?"
Liu Zheng deliberately twisted her words.
"Of course not! It’s forbidden at any time, regardless of the hour."
The waitress paused for a moment, then immediately responded.
"Which department are you from, if you don’t tell I’ll have to call the General Affairs Department."
Hundred Ghosts has no separate Security Department, it’s under the General Affairs Department.
"Me? Ah, the Chief of Department Thirteen, how come you are here?"
Liu Zheng exclaimed with a surprised expression, pointing his hoof behind the waitress.
"That little trick and you think you can fool me?"
The waitress didn’t even turn around, her tone mocking.
"Duang!"
The next second, her eyes rolled back and she fainted.
"I wasn’t trying to deceive you, either."
Liu Zheng gently laid her on the ground.
"Nevermind, she doesn’t deserve this."
After thinking it over, he abandoned the idea of stabbing her a few times.
Then, he walked towards the left corridor.
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