The world has turned into Hell's Game, why should I stay human?
Chapter 507 - 399: Not Only Very Curvy, But Also Rotates_3

Chapter 507: Chapter 399: Not Only Very Curvy, But Also Rotates_3

"That depends on whether or not Deputy Minister is willing to favor me."

He giggled, looking like a Casanova sweet-talking a rich widow into spending her money.

"Truly a clever man. I’m getting more and more jealous of Yaoji."

The Deputy Minister reached out, caressing his face with her hands.

"So, have we settled on our deal?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Now that you’ve been so good, how could sister not spoil you? However, I can waive the down payment from you, but you still need to pacify the others."

The Deputy Minister said.

"Understood, then I’ll leave it all to sister’s care."

He took out a large wad of cash, stuffing it into the Deputy Minister’s neckline with exaggerated movement.

"You little rascal."

Feeling the touch in a certain area, the Deputy Minister playfully scolded him.

"Don’t blame the little brother for being naughty; it’s because sister’s charm is overwhelming."

Liu Zheng quipped in self-defense.

"How about dumping that little chick, Yaoji, and hanging with sister instead?"

The Deputy Minister suggested.

"Sure, once I’m done playing with her, I’ll definitely come to sister."

He readily agreed.

"You’re too blunt with your words."

The Deputy Minister was a mix of laughter and helplessness.

"Can’t help it, I’m just that straightforward."

Liu Zheng shrugged with a rogue’s grin.

"Is every other part of you just as ’straightforward’?"

The Deputy Minister’s gaze drifted lower.

"Not quite, it’s not only curved but can also rotate. Does sister want to check it out?"

His hands also pretend to move downwards.

"Let’s wait until you can make it back alive to see me. Alright, can’t drag this out any longer, go back."

The Deputy Minister said.

"Got it. Sister, do you have any secret tips for me?"

Liu Zheng asked with a cheeky expression.

"What kind of secret tips?"

"The kind that could help me survive against Lord Guna."

"There’s no such thing."

The Deputy Minister shook her head.

"Sister~ just help me out. When you go to the city, just ask brother if there’s anything that needs help, alright?

He wheedled, tugging at the Deputy Minister’s hand.

"Who knows when I’ll go to the city."

This time the Deputy Minister wasn’t fooled.

"Can Lord Guna turn back into the benevolent Lord Guna?"

Liu Zheng got to the point.

If Guna could revert to his benevolent form, this crisis could be resolved.

"It’s possible, but..."

"But what?"

"It’s almost an impossible thing to achieve."

The Deputy Minister spoke.

"Sister, just tell me~"

"Enough, enough, don’t act like a sweet little puppy. I feel like I’m about to throw up my breakfast noodles."

The Deputy Minister gestured dismissively with disgust.

"If you’d said you didn’t like it, I wouldn’t have put on this act."

Liu Zheng grinned, reverting to his rascally demeanor.

"Working in the bathhouse is so stifling, why pass up on a bit of fun?"

"According to the records, one time when Lord Guna visited the bathhouse, he clashed with another god. They fought so hard that they turned an entire floor to ruins. And Lord Guna was beaten back into his benevolent form."

The Deputy Minister narrated.

"Didn’t that other god have a name?"

"No. That one isn’t part of our regular pantheon; just a deity passing through who only visited that once and never again."

The Deputy Minister shook her head.

"I see..."

Liu Zheng fell into thought.

"Hey, you’re not seriously considering solving the problem this way, are you?"

The Deputy Minister was shocked.

"If there’s a way, why not use it?"

He retorted.

"But we’re talking about Lord Guna, a god."

"Just a god, eh? I’ve dealt with a few gods myself."

Liu Zheng spoke nonchalantly.

"Don’t compare those rural spirits to Lord Guna; don’t be reckless, or you’ll drag me down too."

The Deputy Minister hurriedly warned.

"Relax, I wouldn’t do anything if I wasn’t confident. Didn’t I handle Lord Da Chuanliu just fine?"

He said.

"If it wasn’t for how well you served Lord Da Chuanliu, I wouldn’t even give you the chance to talk this much."

The Deputy Minister chuckled.

"Once is possible, twice as well. Don’t worry, I’ll handle this smoothly too."

Liu Zheng declared.

"I hope so. The conditions I mentioned before still stand; if you dare to run, I’ll still take care of those two girls."

The Deputy Minister’s eyes narrowed, her murderous aura surfacing once more.

"Then my terms remain the same, too. When the time comes, I’ll make sure to blow up the Hundred Ghosts and take you down as well."

He shrugged nonchalantly.

"Let’s wait and see. Come with me."

The Deputy Minister grabbed him and left the room, heading down the corridor.

"Aren’t we going back to the room just now?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Why, do you want to go back and say goodbye to them?"

"Not really, we’ll be meeting again soon anyway."

He shrugged carelessly.

"Your words are always so watertight. Unfortunately, Lord Guna is not the kind of god who’s easily persuaded."

The Deputy Minister suddenly quickened her pace, and Liu Zheng was abruptly being dragged along.

Her speed increased more and more, until the sights on both sides turned into streaks of blurring images.

"We’re here."

Suddenly, the Deputy Minister stopped.

Liu Zheng blinked his dazzled eyes, and before him unfolded a scene of Hell.