The world has turned into Hell's Game, why should I stay human?
Chapter 498 - 395: How Is This Human Stranger than a Monster?_2

Chapter 498: Chapter 395: How Is This Human Stranger than a Monster?_2

"There’s actually no abnormal situation occurring?"

Liu Zheng sized himself up, a bit surprised.

He thought that this mud would try to assimilate him or form into a big mud man or something, but nothing happened.

He had already prepared himself to be dismembered and flayed.

But it’s better that nothing happened; it saves some time.

"Since it’s like this, don’t blame me for being ruthless with my mouth."

Liu Zheng clasped his hands in a salute towards the corpses of the Servicing Department staff, then lifted the bucket and poured its contents into his mouth.

"Glug! Glug! Gulp!"

He gulped down the foul-smelling mud, even licking up the bits that dribbled from the corner of his mouth with his tongue.

Everyone was already baffled by his actions, and this scene made them feel even more uneasy.

"Deputy Minister, should we really not stop him? I’m afraid something bad will happen if this continues."

A technician said anxiously.

Deputy Minister Liu’s face was ashen as he watched Liu Zheng, who seemed to be in a frenzy, his hand clutching a half-strand of water grass.

This was the primer used to control the water grass inside Liu Zheng’s body. As soon as Deputy Minister Liu inserted it into his own body, the water grass inside Liu Zheng would detonate immediately.

However, his hand loosened and then tightened, unable to make a decision.

"Ren He sacrificed himself to clear the minefield for you, and all you think about is dragging him down?"

"Deputy Minister Liu, he just praised your generosity, are you going to betray his trust now?"

Yaoji certainly couldn’t sit idly by and let them hinder Liu Zheng, she spoke up loudly.

"This is our Massage Department’s affair, what right does your Servicing Department have to interfere?"

The technician who suggested it retorted.

"He’s devouring people from our Servicing Department, and I haven’t objected, what are you even saying?"

Yaoji immediately shot back.

When it comes to quarreling, the Servicing Department is far more professional than the Massage Department.

"You damn bitch, I think you’re asking for a beating."

The technician, unable to think of a comeback, immediately rolled up his sleeves, ready to fight.

If reasoning fails, resort to force; the Massage Department is lecherous, not bootlickers.

What does it matter if they have backing? It’s uncertain if they’ll live through the day, who is indulging whom.

"Come on, if you don’t beat me to death today, you’re the embarrassment leaking out of your underpants."

Yaoji stood her ground and said.

"You damn bitch, I think you’re truly seeking death."

The technician, his fingers hooked like talons, walked towards her.

"Shut up, all of you."

Deputy Minister Liu suddenly shouted.

"Whoever causes more trouble or speaks out of turn, I’ll kill them now, regardless of which department they’re from."

His arms grew thin water-grass blades, and his face, devoid of skin, twisted menacingly.

Yaoji and the technician, intimidated by his imposing manner, didn’t dare to move another inch.

"Words that I, Liu Tong, have said are like water that’s been spilled, let him do whatever he wants till the end."

"But if he fails, not only will I slaughter him, I’ll also kill you."

Deputy Minister Liu, his eyes bloodshot, stared at Yaoji and said.

"He’ll manage it."

Yaoji said calmly.

"He’d better."

Deputy Minister Liu tossed out the sentence and then silenced himself.

Seeing the harsh speech he put out, everyone didn’t dare to provoke further, and could only watch Liu Zheng with varying expressions, wondering what this human kid was up to.

"Burp~"

Liu Zheng didn’t want to do anything but to let out a full burp.

Filled until firm, bloated by the watery, excessively stuffed to the point of bursting.

Luckily, his physiological structure had already mutated. Although his stomach was swollen like that of a pregnant woman on the verge of giving birth to decuplets, he could barely walk.

And the Black Mountain Goat Cub’s strong digestive ability was useless this time. The mud just stayed in his stomach, showing no sign of being turned into nutrients, even though they were once flesh and blood.

However, the effect was quite evident.

Now, Liu Zheng was filthy from head to toe, inside out, from his masticatory muscles to his sphincter muscles.

"If I go back to the restaurant in this state, I reckon even the delivery channel won’t let me in."

Self-deprecatingly, he walked to the bottom of the ladder.

"How am I supposed to scrape Da Chuanliu His Excellency?"

Liu Zheng asked Deputy Minister Liu.

"You can use any method, as long as you can drive the damp toxin out of Da Chuanliu His Excellency’s body."

Deputy Minister Liu said.

"So, beating him up is fine?"

He asked without any hesitation.

"Sure."

Deputy Minister Liu nodded succinctly.

"Alright."

Liu Zheng popped the medicine pills given by Ba Tiao into his mouth, then climbed the ladder.

Soon, he caught up with the clay figure in front of him.

"Buddy, could you please step aside?"

Liu Zheng poked the other’s butt with the Slaughter Knife.

"One at a time, no jumping the queue. Wait your turn down there."

The clay figure spat out a reply in a monotonous tone.

"Sorry, I’m uncivilized."

He slanted the Slaughter Knife, smacking the other down.

Not chopping wasn’t because he couldn’t do it, but rather because he couldn’t stomach it.

"Splat~"

The clay figure fell to the ground, turning into a splatter of mud.

"This is seriously dangerous. Isn’t there any safety protocol in place? Deputy Minister Liu, after we get out, we need to report this upwards, we need to enhance the safety education of the staff, really."

Liu Zheng said seriously, glancing over.

"Just mind your own business, stop freaking out here."

Deputy Minister Liu said speechlessly.

"Got it."

He acknowledged, then took out the medicine pills given by Ba Tiao, popped them into his mouth, and dived headfirst into the bath pool.

"Be prepared, if Ren He doesn’t show up within three minutes, we’re going in after him."

Deputy Minister Liu immediately said to everyone.

"Yes!"

Everyone responded in unison, then made their own preparations without mentioning further.

The moment he jumped into the bath pool, Liu Zheng put away his playful costume.

The advantage of a playful costume over a cosplay outfit is that it has no duration; it can be taken off and donned at will.

Too bad it can’t be taken out of the instance; otherwise, it wouldn’t be an exaggeration to call it nearly perfect.

Four tentacles stretched out, one holding the Slaughter Knife, one holding a delivery note, one holding Legendary delivery man underwear, and one holding the cosplay costume.

"It’s really cool to be a Tentacle Monster."

Liu Zheng thought, deeply self-satisfied.

Now that he had nearly laid all his cards on the table, not only Da Chuanliu, even if Niu Ma came, they’d have a hard time taking him down.

With this mindset, Liu Zheng was swiftly swallowed by the mud bath.

The mire inside the bath pool was even more stinky and viscous than the mud on the clay figures, almost gelatinous, and extremely slick.

Being in it was like being inside a giant slab of lard, and he was also in a weightless state without any purchase for his feet - everywhere was too slippery to grasp.

At the same time, the surrounding mud squeezed towards him as if alive, trying to drill into his body through every orifice.

Liu Zheng felt like he was being squished into a cream cookie by numerous sumo wrestlers using their fat, but when he tried to push them away, he couldn’t even touch them at all.

However, the mud he had applied and ingested just before came into play.

Under the pressure of the mud bath, it hardened and increased in density, forming layer after layer of Shields, helping Liu Zheng to resist the corrosion of the mire.

"Yaoji’s secret technique really does work, but this is way too disgusting."

He thought to himself.

Before, when he saw the garbage on the clay figures, Liu Zheng thought the bath pool would be similar to a sewer, but he didn’t expect it to be completely different in style.

If a sewer is filthy, then the mud bath is greasy.

"So, it’s said to be scraping, but is it actually liposuction?"

He couldn’t help but think.

But whether it’s scraping or liposuction, he needed to make Da Chuanliu feel the pain first.

Liu Zheng brandished the Slaughter Knife, hacking wildly in all directions.

The actual damage was as strong as ever; that fatty mud couldn’t stop the blade at all, and it was easily sliced open.

However, Liu Zheng quickly realized he was engaging in a futile effort.

Because those cut areas were quickly filled back in by the squeezing mud, leaving no trace of damage.

Clearly, the mud bath was different from the clay figures outside; it wouldn’t collapse just because he destroyed a part of it.

"Seems like I must find Da Chuanliu’s main body."

Liu Zheng contemplated in silence.

At this moment, his mud armor began to have problems as well.

The outer layer of the Mud Shell was fine, but the mud inside him was being slowly squeezed out, merging with the mucky water of the mud bath.

At this rate, in less than three minutes, his body’s mud would be replaced by the mire.

By then, Liu Zheng would probably turn into an existence just like those clay figures.

"What should I do?"

In a moment of crisis, his brain stormed at top speed.

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