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Chapter 484 - 388 Liu Zheng: I Help People Have Babies?_2

Chapter 484: Chapter 388 Liu Zheng: I Help People Have Babies?_2

Luckily he protected his face just in time, preserving his handsome features.

"So heavy."

Liu Zheng tried to lift a hammer only the size of a fist; it felt like lifting a car.

"The new recruits in the Massage Department are getting worse and worse, struggling to lift such a small hammer. With such little strength, how can you give massages to customers?"

Mr. Batiao mocked.

"Mr. Batiao, that’s not right to say."

When it comes to his professional skills, he still had to defend himself.

"Massage is not about strength, but technique. If it was all about strength, why not hire a few pile drivers as masseuses?"

"Can you compare to a pile driver? Your moves can’t even loosen my skin."

Mr. Batiao glared with a bearded huff.

"Really? It seemed like you were about to roll your eyes back in enjoyment just now."

Liu Zheng raised an eyebrow.

"Really?"

Yaoji looked at Mr. Batiao with surprise.

This old man actually has this side to him?

"What are you looking at me for, get back to work! I don’t need people here who can only flap their gums."

Mr. Batiao was frustrated and embarrassed.

"Oh~"

Yaoji elongated the sound.

It seemed to be true.

Liu Zheng, carrying a hammer and holding a basket, walked over to the platform.

He set the basket down on the ground, lifted the floral cloth on top, revealing colorful lumps beneath.

"What is this?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"This is sediment."

Yaoji replied.

"Sediment?"

It certainly looked more like stones.

"Initially, it is indeed mud, but after settling for a long time, it turns into stone. I’m not too clear on the specifics, the General Affairs Department is in charge of that."

Yaoji explained.

"Can we eat it?"

He asked.

"Sure, if you fancy becoming a lump of sediment yourself."

The voice of Mr. Batiao drifted from above.

"Mr. Batiao, you are scaring the newbies again."

Yaoji gave him a disapproving look.

"We can actually eat it, but it has to be processed specially. Also, I recommend not eating it unless you want to work at the bathhouse for a long time."

She turned to Liu Zheng and said.

"Why is that, Sister Yangzi?"

"The more of this stuff you eat, the harder it is to leave the bathhouse."

Yaoji said softly.

"Has Sister Yangzi eaten it?"

"Before my sister got married, she did."

Yaoji hesitated, but still answered his question.

With backing, she no longer needed to boost her survival rate by eating it.

"Got it."

Liu Zheng nodded and grabbed a handful of "sediment" from the basket.

The system did not pop up with an item description, perhaps because he didn’t own it yet or maybe because these "sediments" were not within the item identification range.

Whichever the case, he gave up on the idea of trying it out.

He scattered the "sediment" all over the ground like chicken droppings, and the Black Dumplings immediately crawled out of the pipes, forming circle after circle around the "sediment."

"Little guys, make some room for me."

Liu Zheng shouted.

"Chirp chirp chirp!"

The Black Dumplings obediently moved a little aside.

"Truly born to be a labor saint."

He couldn’t help but utter.

Adorable looks, minimal consumption, hardworking, low demands, and even ready to give their lives if necessary.

Any Slave Master would weep tears of joy seeing such innately chosen laborers.

He swung the hammer and smashed it onto the "sediment" on the ground.

"Clang!"

The colorful stones shattered on impact, sparking off like multicolored fireworks.

"Chirp!"

The Black Dumplings waved their tiny arms and jumped up, swallowing the sparks one by one.

"Interesting."

Watching this scene, he felt nostalgic.

He remembered doing something similar as a child—sitting on the roof, opening his mouth to the stars, pretending to snack on them one by one.

And then being caught by the welfare home director on patrol, getting his ears twisted, and brought down from the rooftop.

"Chirp! Chirp!"

The Black Dumplings that swallowed the sparks immediately swelled up, their bellies growing bigger than their own bodies.

They squealed anxiously, clearly in discomfort.

"Did they overeat?"

Liu Zheng subconsciously stopped hammering.

"Why stop?"

Ba Tiao turned his head and asked.

"It looks like they’ve overeaten."

He replied.

"That’s not overeating, they’re about to give birth."

"Huh?"

Liu Zheng’s eyes widened.

"Hurry up and smash, if they’re malnourished, a bunch of deformed spawn will come out later."

Ba Tiao urged.

"Ugh, got it."

Suddenly feeling the immense pressure, he quickly swung his hammer again.

"Clang!"

"Clang!"

"Clang!"

This time he did not hold back, hammering as hard and fast as he could.

Sparks exploded under his hammer’s blows, which were then devoured by the surging Black Dumplings.

Gradually, more and more Black Dumplings became pregnant until they all turned into big-bellied figures.

"Squeak! Squeak!"

However, the Black Dumplings with their bellies inflated to the limit showed no signs of giving birth but simply lay on the ground, crying out in agony.

"What should we do now?"

Liu Zheng also became agitated.

"Smash."

Ba Tiao responded.

"Smash them?"

"That’s right. The Black Dumplings have many ways to reproduce. This type that becomes pregnant this way can only give birth this way."

"Plus, the newborns will carry the mark of the one who helped them give birth. If you have any abilities, now is the time to show them."

"If you can help them birth excellent offspring, they will naturally repay you."

Ba Tiao said.

"Marks?"

Liu Zheng glanced at the tentacles hidden beneath his costume.

Honestly, he had quite a few marks on him now, each one more significant than the last.

First was the mark of the golden skull, which he could rule out immediately.

The City Hall couldn’t handle the Chaos Club, and what kind of creatures the mark of the Chaos Club would produce, Liu Zheng didn’t even dare to think about.

He was just here to save someone, not to wipe out a clan.

Then there was the Golden Star Tank Medal, which also posed a big problem.

Red Ghost meant him no harm, but City Hall harbored ill intentions towards Red Ghost.

Wearing the medal around, City Hall would turn a blind eye most of the time.

But if he actually created an army of red dumplings, the Security Department and the Special Action Team would be on his heels to exterminate them.

Next was the mark of Red Witch Board Game Hall, which might be worth a try.

Though Red Witch was also a boss, doing open business of this kind shouldn’t be too dangerous, especially since there was a partnership with City Hall.

Moreover, her power clearly wasn’t on par with Si Xue and Peacock.

Just look at her subordinates, Sea Girl and Vampire Sister, none of them were easy to handle.

Even Liu Zheng himself could beat the two of them if he had no regard for his own life.

While subordinates’ strengths do not directly correlate with the boss’s, it does reflect to some extent.

Furthermore, the nightingale dared to soak the Board Game Hall hostess and was planning to open her own game store to compete, if the Board Game Hall had the same status as a few landmarks, she would never dare to do so.

Just like the Bloody Restaurant, it’s not about competing with them, the last suspected Legendary delivery man who wanted to arm wrestle with it is now buried under the trees.

As for other marks he knew or didn’t know about, Liu Zheng was too lazy to count them.

One bug is a bug, a bunch of bugs can work.

In any case, he was still alive and kicking, which meant they could coexist peacefully for the time being.

After settling the instance, these marks should be erased.

If they can’t be erased, then so be it.

Not being dead is enough.

Having been in the Metropolis for so long, Liu Zheng had no higher expectations.

After pondering for a while, he decided to use the mark of Amaterasu omikami.

Firstly, he traded for this mark with the ashes he pulled, which is fair in terms of process.

Secondly, Amaterasu omikami counts as a righteous deity, and since she did not kill him on the spot after he peeped on her, she wouldn’t hold it against him anymore.

Lastly, the atmosphere of Amaterasu omikami matches well with Hundred Ghosts Bathhouse, and she had permitted him to use her mark in person.

"Please, Amaterasu omikami, grace us with your presence."

"Please, Amaterasu omikami, grace us with your presence."

"Please, Amaterasu omikami, grace us with your presence."

Liu Zheng repeated the invocation three times in his mind, and the faint image of the Golden Jade began to emerge in his right eye.

"What in the world?!"

Ba Tiao, who was busy adding herbs to the bronze pot, suddenly spun around, his pupils dilating wider than chunks of coal.