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Chapter 465 - 379 I Just Love Eating Kids Scared Peeless

Chapter 465: Chapter 379 I Just Love Eating Kids Scared Peeless

With the sound of cables sliding, the elevator slowly ascended.

The speed of ascent wasn’t very fast, even slower than the elevators in Liu Zheng’s residential community in reality, and it could compare to an office building elevator during the morning rush without any stops.

Technological creations of the Metropolis are always like this; the performance in one aspect is beyond imagination, while in another, it’s below standard.

But since he wasn’t in a rush at this moment, he started to look at the elevator floor buttons with interest.

Just as Samurai Yifa said, the floor buttons of the elevator were so rusted they were unrecognizable, and just from the press earlier, Liu Zheng’s finger was coated with a brownish-red rust.

"Is there a surveillance camera in the elevator?"

He suddenly asked.

"Of course, there is. However, I can tinker with it a little. What would you like to do?"

The voice of Samurai Yifa came through the microphone.

"Might as well do a good deed while I’m idle."

As he spoke, Liu Zheng peeled back a corner of the fetish suit, revealing a healing tentacle.

He pressed the tentacle against the first button on the top row, then smeared it with his own blood.

After he had evenly coated the first button, he began to smear the next one.

Despite sounding tedious, with the speed of Liu Zheng’s hands, it took just over a minute to finish coating them all.

And in this time, the blood had enough time to react with the rust.

"Now, it’s time to witness a miracle."

Liu Zheng took out the Legendary Underwear and wiped the blood-soaked floor buttons as if wiping glass.

Items recognized by the system can also be used as normal items, as long as the use doesn’t go beyond reasonable wear and tear.

And the bloodstains and rust on the floor buttons were removed bit by bit by the Legendary Underwear, revealing their shiny base color.

"Worthy of me. Even as a cleaning staff, I don’t miss a thing."

He looked at the completely renewed floor buttons and said proudly.

"Eh, in fact, I’m not in such a hurry. There’s no need to trouble yourself to wipe it with your clothes."

Samurai Yifa’s tone was somewhat nuanced.

Using his own blood to wipe away the rust, you could say he feels touched, for sure.

If he were still in human form, not to mention becoming sworn brothers, he’d at least recognize this person as a friend.

But Samurai Yifa is currently the Elevator Spirit, and the floor buttons are essentially part of his body.

And Liu Zheng wiping his body with underwear soaked in his fluids feels, well, a bit odd.

Although there is indeed a tradition amongst samurai to foster young attendants, Yifa definitely does not have such a hobby.

Moreover, strictly speaking, he is now more akin to an object.

So, whether Liu Zheng’s action counts as an object fetish or a kind of romantic friendship, it’s a situation too complicated even for a samurai to understand.

"Don’t be ungrateful, you think this is just any underwear? This is the underwear of a legendary figure. Not just being wiped by it, even just to get a whiff of it would be a blessing you’ve cultivated over eight lifetimes."

Liu Zheng said unapologetically.

"...So do you often take it out just to smell it?"

Although it was just the sound through a microphone, one could fully imagine Samurai Yifa’s expression from his tone.

"No, of course not. Such a treasure should only be used at a critical moment."

He shook his head.

Taking it out too frequently, what if he used it by accident? Then he would certainly pass out crying in the break room.

"...You really are extraordinary."

Samurai Yifa’s tone carried a hint of reverence.

"Don’t say that, I’m just an ordinary employee, after all."

Liu Zheng spoke modestly, but the pride was all over his face.

"Ding!"

The notification sound rang out, and with a jolt, the elevator came to a stop.

"Hm?"

He frowned at the "6F" displayed on the screen.

"I can’t intervene in matters between passengers, please be careful."

After leaving a word of caution, Samurai Yifa fell silent.

"Tsh, just get dressed and get out, jerk."

Liu Zheng scorned his lack of camaraderie and then took out the Slaughter Knife and the delivery note.

If it’s a verbal dispute, use words; if it’s a fight, use the knife; if neither words nor the knife prevail, use the delivery note.

With an all-encompassing defense strategy of speech, blade, and escape, Liu Zheng had already ensured his invincibility.

As Liu Zheng prepared himself for any situation, the elevator doors slowly opened.

A small girl wearing a pink water robe (a type of civilian dress similar to a hunting outfit), with short ponytailed hair, and a petite body stood at the door.

It was obvious that she was very nervous, her entire body tensed up.

When she saw someone in the elevator, she instinctively moved to run away but stopped herself with the last bit of reason she had.

But when the little girl got a clear look at Liu Zheng’s face, her tense body relaxed slightly.

In the Metropolis, seeing humanoid creatures was very common, even in a place like the Hundred Ghosts Bathhouse where monsters and spirits were the main inhabitants.

However, why would such a small girl take Samurai Yifa’s elevator?

You should know, this elevator signifies anger and the public nature.

And rather than anger, her emotion seemed more like fear.

The little girl glanced at Liu Zheng timidly, as if she wanted to say something but immediately covered her mouth.

Then, dropping her hand, she clenched both fists as if trying to muster courage.

"If you don’t come in, the elevator doors are going to close."

Liu Zheng said, unable to stand by any longer.

"Ah, you can talk!"

The girl exclaimed.

"What a wonder, I can even bite, you know."