The world has turned into Hell's Game, why should I stay human? -
Chapter 448 - 371: As everyone knows, videos can’t be Photoshopped
Chapter 448: Chapter 371: As everyone knows, videos can’t be Photoshopped
"Kid, I’ve never worked this hard even for Niu Ma."
As soon as he saw Dr. Nile, the man couldn’t help but complain.
His originally ivory-colored bandages were charred all over,
"Are there fire-breathing demons on the other side?"
Liu Zheng raised an eyebrow.
"What other side, this is from the Fierce Flames of the Winged Divine Dragon."
Dr. Nile said irritably.
"Aren’t you affiliated with the Priest? Even one of your own can get burned?"
"The Sun, well, it’s always something to be admired from a distance, not to be... cough, not to be approached. Especially a Sun Elf like the Winged Divine Dragon born for battle."
Dr. Nile said.
"Were you about to say ’played with’ just now?"
Liu Zheng feigned innocence.
He felt that this Scholar seemed to have strayed a bit from his field.
"I didn’t say anything, shut your mouth, kid. Ao."
Dr. Nile glared at him.
"Alright, maybe I heard wrong."
Liu Zheng shrugged.
"But Ga Ga Shuang Bathhouse really does have some strength."
Dr. Nile paused before saying.
They were now in another room, while Yuan Baoer and the others were in the office having a confidential discussion.
"How so?"
"That battle just now, even if I hadn’t stepped in, the people from Ga Ga Shuang Bathhouse could have won. They would’ve just suffered greater losses. Especially that guy who uses insects; his strength is almost on par with mine. How much less, I’m not sure."
Dr. Nile said.
"Using insects? What kind of insects?"
Liu Zheng asked, a bit perplexed.
"Just insects, you know, the kind with teeth that can scream and fly."
Dr. Nile gesticulated.
"That’s called a cricket, and you call yourself a Scholar, not even knowing that."
He rolled his eyes and then asked.
"That guy using crickets hasn’t been injured, right?"
"Sustained some minor injuries, should be fine, won’t die."
Dr. Nile said.
"Shouldn’t die..."
Liu Zheng tugged at the corner of his mouth.
With such a variety of races and abilities in Metropolis, where even the dead could become one of the Dead, he didn’t quite grasp Dr. Nile’s standard for ’shouldn’t die.’
"What’s wrong? Are you close with him?"
Dr. Nile glanced at him.
"He’s from the sauna room; he took good care of me during the challenge. Look, he even got this for me."
Liu Zheng showed him the murderous aura tattoo on his tentacle.
"No wonder Niu Ma said you’re a Succubus, in just a short while you’ve already hooked up with someone."
Dr. Nile’s eyebrows were twitching.
He was even more determined not to let Sasha meet Liu Zheng. Such a charmer, irresistible to men and women alike, how could his silly daughter possibly withstand him?
Wouldn’t she be pregnant by the time it took to drink a cup of tea?
"Doctor, can’t you use some nicer words?"
Liu Zheng complained discontentedly.
"Heh, have you forgotten how you got that noose I gave you? To a guy who’s all about making connections like you, not having chopped you up already shows we’re on good terms."
Doctor Nile sneered.
"What can I do? As a little guy like me, I can hardly kick people out when they’re willing to associate with me, can I?"
He looked aggrieved.
"Little guy, huh, heh heh heh."
Doctor Nile’s laughter was even more mocking, and it wasn’t clear if he was ridiculing Liu Zheng or himself.
A little guy, huh? Are there little guys with such connections, from City Hall to the sewers, from within the city to the outskirts?
If he had connections like that everywhere, he wouldn’t have just Sasha as his only clan member left.
"Cough cough, so, uh, could you please check on him for me, doctor?"
Liu Zheng said, brazen-faced.
"Hand it over."
Doctor Nile really felt like refusing but still stretched out his bandage-wrapped hand.
"Hand over what?"
"Don’t play dumb, I’m talking about the consultation fee."
Doctor Nile gave him a sideways glance.
"Oh, right."
Liu Zheng promptly pulled out a thick wad of banknotes and placed them in Doctor Nile’s hand.
He could tell Doctor Nile was not in a great mood, so he was a bit more generous than usual.
"Hmph."
Doctor Nile didn’t count the money but just tucked it into his pocket and walked out of the room.
"These old Deng, each one harder to serve than the last."
Liu Zheng shook his head and leaned back on the couch to sleep.
Coming back after such a long time, and considering he had just eaten a bunch of stuff, he indeed felt a bit sleepy after the meal.
After a short nap, he was woken up by Doctor Nile’s return.
"Wake up, the folks from Ga Ga Shuang Bathhouse have reached an agreement; they’re calling you over."
"Oh, alright. Doctor, is Old Cricket’s injury healed?"
Liu Zheng asked, wiping the drool from the corner of his mouth.
He had dreamed that Guo Koutangzi made him hundreds of super nourishing soups, concentrated into oral liquids that he kept in his pocket.
During a fight, he could just drink them while chopping down his enemies, endlessly regenerating, with flesh that simply wouldn’t stop growing back.
"Could I possibly fail? That lad said don’t think that just treating his wounds means you don’t need to marry into their family; the consultation fee isn’t a dowry."
Doctor Nile looked at Liu Zheng with an incredulous gaze.
He couldn’t comprehend how this guy had progressed from a mere sauna visit to discussing whether to marry or become a son-in-law with a stranger.
This was no longer about Succubi; even a Priest wouldn’t be this outrageous, right?
"Cough cough, that’s not it, you’ve got it all wrong."
Liu Zheng, fully aware of what he was thinking, tried to explain.
"You don’t need to explain to me, I’m not going to let you marry in, nor will I let you marry Sasha. Save it for your harem back home."
Doctor Nile said and left, not giving him a chance to talk his way out of it.
"Ah, why must it come to this?"
Liu Zheng shook his head and followed suit, heading to the manager’s office.
"Mr. Liu, I’ve given it some thought. We at Ga Shuang Bathhouse fully support your mission to rescue someone from Hundred Ghosts Bathhouse."
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