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Chapter 434 - 364 Ace Mechanic Liu Zheng

Chapter 434: Chapter 364 Ace Mechanic Liu Zheng

"So this is the special service your bathhouse offers?"

Liu Zheng picked up a piece of clothing that was thin as a cicada’s wing and resembled a Han dress as he asked.

"Yes, President Liu, are you not satisfied?"

Lao Si asked.

"I thought since it’s a special service, it would be something more novel. I didn’t expect it to be just this."

He curled his lips in disdain.

Even Jidao Public Bath offers a full package service, Ga Ga Shuang Bathhouse should at least have a dinosaur or something.

"Don’t underestimate this garment, President Liu. Once you put it on, your body will become the shape that the dress is designed for. Moreover, the new body has nothing to do with your own body. Even if it’s injured or certain parts have been ’used’, there won’t be a single mark left."

"Of course, that excludes damage severe enough to ruin the dress itself."

Lao Si gave a knowing look that everyone understood.

"I still don’t get it. What does this have to do with special services?"

Liu Zheng was still puzzled.

"Cough cough, let me give you an analogy, just an analogy. Let’s assume there’s a lady of noble birth who desires to experience the greater harmony of life, but she must remain chaste before marriage."

"Then, our bathhouse’s special service can perfectly meet her needs."

"Similarly, if there is a gentleman of high society who wants to explore the love between the same sex without truly being made a mess of, then a studded strap dress would be his best choice."

Lao Si had to explain further.

"Oh~ I see, now I understand. But isn’t that just deceiving oneself?"

He said.

"As long as the theft isn’t discovered, it’s as if nothing happened. Besides, here in our place, the boundary between body and soul isn’t that clear-cut anyway."

’Here in our place’ naturally referred to Metropolis.

"Makes sense."

Liu Zheng took the costume, and the item description popped up.

"Name: Ga Ga Shuang Bathhouse’s Costume"

"Type: Prop"

"Quality: Fine"

"Effect: After use, completely transforms appearance to match the style of the costume, any damage taken will prioritize destroying the costume."

"Note: If it isn’t broken, it doesn’t count as having been done."

"Can it be taken out of the instance: No"

This effect is basically a low-budget version of a cosplay outfit.

"All that aside, don’t you have any costumes for men?"

Liu Zheng asked with a vacant stare.

"We actually ran out of those, the bathhouse is particularly busy today; even this one was intercepted by me halfway."

Lao Si said earnestly.

"Fine then."

He replied reluctantly.

He always had the feeling that these guys just wanted to see him in women’s clothing.

It must have been an illusion.

With the help of a female technician, Liu Zheng put on the Han dress.

After a faint feeling of constriction, his appearance slowly changed.

"Wow, sis, you’re way too beautiful!"

The female technician’s eyes shone as she looked at Liu Zheng.

"Damn it!"

Lao Si took one look and almost threw his walkie-talkie away.

Before him stood a tall woman whose robe fluttered elegantly, her skin whiter than snow, a burning flame mark on her forehead striking and intense, her eyes beneath two willow-leaf brows were like cold stars in a long night.

"You truly are something, President Liu. Anyone else wearing this would turn into a seductive woman, but you, you have the air of a heroic woman."

Lao Si said with admiration.

Of course, there was another thing he didn’t dare to say out loud.

If she were to work at the bathhouse, they’d have non-stop appointment requests 24 hours a day.

"Heh, no need to force a compliment if it doesn’t come naturally."

Liu Zheng rolled his eyes at him, nearly rolling them too hard.

"Let’s go quickly and get rid of them. I feel uncomfortable in this outfit."

Liu Zheng felt uneasy as he turned around.

"Actually, I think... cough cough, alright alright, right this way."

Lao Si swallowed his words under the death glare.

Before the two even reached the ground floor lobby, they could hear a loud voice howling.

"What? Why are you all looking at me? Have you got nothing better to do? Where’s Lao Si, isn’t he on duty either?"

"I swear my wife’s too soft on you lot—everyone’s so slack. At this rate, the bathhouse is bound to go under."

"It’s not so easy to shut down such a big bathhouse, is it? If President Zhen thinks we’re not working properly, I suggest you discuss it privately with President Yuan."

"Carrying on like this in front of everyone not only disrupts the normal operations of the bathhouse but also affects its image, right?"

Lao Si retorted while going downstairs.

"Who’s disrupting the business of the bathhouse? You not being at your post, that’s what’s disrupting the operations."

The shouting fat man turned to him and then spotted Liu Zheng behind him. His gaze instantly went wide.

"Is this a new technician? How come I’ve never seen her before? Ah, you weren’t at your post because you were messing around with her, huh? Lao Si, old buddy, I can’t believe you’d neglect your duties for personal reasons. My wife really was blind to appoint you as the lobby manager."

He cursed at Lao Si, his eyes never leaving Liu Zheng.

"Whether President Yuan was blind to appoint me as the lobby manager, I’m not in a position to say. But her choice in marrying you, that was definitely blind."

Lao Si looked at him with contempt.

"Lao Si, what do you mean by that?"

President Zhen finally shifted his gaze and asked loudly.

"What do I mean, don’t you know? Well, why don’t you tell us where President Yuan is right now?"

Lao Si challenged him.

"How should I know where she is? That old woman never tells me anything, doesn’t even see me as her husband. For all I know, she could be messing around with some young hunk right now."

President Zhen spoke self-righteously, but everyone present could hear the guilt in his tone.