The world has turned into Hell's Game, why should I stay human?
Chapter 38 - s Residential Community Honorary Owner Medal

Chapter 38: 38 Chapters Residential Community Honorary Owner Medal

The speed of the fall was rapid, as if an invisible hand were pulling Liu Zheng downward.

Everything before his eyes played at double speed.

But each window was covered with a layer of shadow, obstructing all views within.

Recalling the security guard with triangular eyes mentioning scoring, Liu Zheng took a deep breath and curled himself into a ball.

The deformed core muscles fully activated, propelling his body to spin like a top.

Sixteen and a half rotations in the air!

Accompanied by a round of enthusiastic applause, he forcefully spread out his body just a second before hitting the ground.

Sixteen and a half air rotations followed by a vertical landing

The thunderous applause echoed throughout the entire district.

Liu Zheng, with most of his body suffering comminuted fractures and all organs bleeding severely, lay on the ground gazing at the gloomy sky.

Some indistinct figures appeared on the edge of the rooftop, making various gestures of admiration toward him.

Some even booed him, apparently displeased that he had managed to survive.

Suddenly, Liu Zheng felt the inconvenience of no longer being human; he could no longer raise his middle finger.

"Tch."

He spat on the ground a mixture of saliva and organ fragments, as a means to vent.

"Congratulations, you have completed this challenge excellently."

The security guard with triangular eyes approached.

"Next, we will announce the results of this challenge."

He solemnly took out an envelope and fetched a slip of paper from inside.

"Excluding the highest score, 9.99."

"Excluding the lowest score, 9.96."

"The final score for the delivery man contestant is, 9.97! Let’s congratulate the delivery man contestant for becoming the champion of this rooftop bungee jumping challenge!"

The triangular-eyed security guard crouched down and lifted Liu Zheng’s tentacle.

The applause was thunderous, as dozens of illusory figures emerged from thin air and encircled them.

"Next, please allow the chairman of homeowners’ jury to present the award to the contestant."

The triangular-eyed security guard said.

A figure significantly larger than the others stepped forward and pinned a bronze medal on Liu Zheng’s chest.

"Name: Jiahe New Residence Honorary Homeowner Medal"

"Type: Item"

"Quality: Excellent"

"Effect: Free access to Jiahe New Residence District and cooperation from all property personnel and homeowners during work."

"Remarks: Collection of five Honorary Homeowner Medals grants additional effects."

"Is it transferable outside the instance: No"

The large figure patted his shoulder and then vanished along with the other figures.

The triangular-eyed security guard resumed his indifferent expression and walked toward the entrance of the district.

"This award is somewhat interesting."

Liu Zheng touched the medal on his chest.

With this, those ordering meals later on should not refuse to receive them.

He wondered what the additional effects would be after collecting five medals, perhaps becoming an honorary homeowner of all districts?

The Legendary Armor combined with the Honorary Homeowner Medal would certainly simplify the delivery.

But, that might not be certain.

He remembered the sprinkler truck; such a thing had not appeared on the road during previous deliveries.

Perhaps the new user protection period had ended.

As his survival time increased, the return journey to the restaurant might also encounter dangers.

Not every problem could be solved by tossing coins; the Legendary Delivery Man’s cap was a must-have.

Liu Zheng pondered while waiting for his body to recover.

A few minutes later, he regained his mobility.

"It’s getting faster, huh."

Now, Liu Zheng’s recovery rate was at least twice as fast as when he had first transformed.

Aside from the boost from the Legendary Armor, an inherent change was likely also a key factor.

He wondered if Mr. Li would specifically request his eyeballs for a drink after he had completely transformed.

Liu Zheng sneered and headed toward building 7.

Luckily, he had bungee jumped from building 9, which was right next to building 7.

So, even though the sprinkler truck and challenge had delayed him a bit, he still arrived ten minutes early at the door of apartment 1503.

"Tap, tap, tap!"

Liu Zheng vigorously knocked on the door several times.

"Click."

The door opened promptly.

However, he saw no one who had ordered a meal.

Can’t be that all the homeowners in this district are invisible, right?

Liu Zheng was a bit vexed.

He tentatively swiped a tentacle through the air a few times, but touched nothing.

"Hello, your delivery has arrived. Could you please come out and pick up the meal?"

Liu Zheng had no choice but to shout toward the inside of the house.

"Who are you yelling at?"

A tiny voice came from below him.

"Huh?"

He looked down.

A miniature person, only the size of a fist, was looking up at him, looking very angry.

"Sorry, I didn’t see you just now."

Liu Zheng hurriedly apologized.

"Then stop looking."

With a loud bang, the door closed.

"Come on, I was just speaking the truth. Is there a need to get that angry?"

He was somewhat speechless.

Speechless as he was, the delivery still had to be made.

Continue pulling on the door.

This time, Liu Zheng pulled for a full three minutes before the door of 1503 opened again.

"I warn you, human, my small size doesn’t mean I’m easy to bully. Disappear from my sight, or I will scoop out your brain spoon by spoon and feed it to my dog,"

the miniature person threatened.

This time, he wasn’t looking at Liu Zheng’s face, but was staring at Liu Zheng’s groin.

"You have a dog too?"

Liu Zheng looked slightly bemused.

With that size, is he keeping the dog, or is the dog keeping him?

"Tendaros!"

The miniature person seemed to know he was thinking something very rude and yelled out loud.

From around the corner of the living room, a tumorous purplish-red smoke suddenly emerged.

A bizarre creature leaped out from it.

It was slender and made up of an exoskeleton full of holes, with glowing smoke swirling inside its body.

Its facial contours constantly changed, resembling a wax figure melting and then solidifying again.

The only constants were its eyes, which shot out fierce red light, and its protruding jaw.

This creature, hard to describe as a dog, lunged at Liu Zheng, silently, with a thin straw-like tongue.

He couldn’t judge its strength, but from its appearance alone, he could tell this was no pushover.

"Wait a minute, I have this!"

At the last moment, Liu Zheng took off the Honorary Homeowner Medal and held it up in front of him.

"Stop!"

The sharp tip of the tongue was just millimeters from his brow, and Liu Zheng even felt the phantom pain of his skin being pierced.

"Tendaros, sit."

The miniature person continued giving commands.

Tendaros whined a few times and obediently sat down on the floor.

A pair of eyes fixated on Liu Zheng, filled with a desire to hunt.

"In consideration of the homeowners’ association, I’ll let this slide. Next time think before you speak, others may not be as good-tempered as me,"

the miniature person said coldly.

"Then what should I have said?"

He asked earnestly.

"You should have said, ’Excuse me, sir, it’s my poor eyesight that failed to notice your grand stature,’"

the miniature person said in a dubbed tone.

"Pfft."

Liu Zheng exerted great effort to contain the impulse to burst out laughing.

"Your art of speaking leaves me in awe."

He said sincerely.

"Very well, put it there."

The miniature person was very satisfied with his attitude.

Liu Zheng took out the meal and placed it on the shoe cabinet by the door.

"I wish you a pleasant meal,"

he said politely.

"Wait, would you like to earn some extra cash?"

The miniature person called out to him.

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