The world has turned into Hell's Game, why should I stay human?
Chapter 172: Britain has been in high spirits recently; why not head to the customer service department?

Chapter 172: Chapter 172: Britain has been in high spirits recently; why not head to the customer service department?

Snowflakes flew swiftly, arriving in front of Liu Zheng in the blink of an eye.

An eyeball grew out of the snowflake, slowly opening.

As the eyeball opened, the snowflake slowly expanded, seemingly slow but actually fast, and when it reached him, it had become as big as the original snowflake.

"Boss, I have an important job report!"

Liu Zheng shouted.

"Hmm?"

Si Xue pointed, and the snowflake stopped above him.

The snowflake strained to open its eyes, attempting to break free from an unseen restraint, to the point of nearly tearing at the corners.

A white, milky liquid that was indistinguishable between blood or tears dropped from the corner of the eye, trailing a thread that almost reached the crown of Liu Zheng’s head.

"Speak."

Si Xue said indifferently.

"The hemorrhoids in the sewer are severe, and I plan to find a doctor to perform surgery to remove them."

Liu Zheng said quickly.

"Are you confident?"

"Shouldn’t be a problem."

He thought about it and said.

As long as Sasha’s safety could be ensured, Dr. Nile River shouldn’t refuse to make a house call.

As for how to perfectly clear the game, that would mean consulting the French Plane Tree.

Since there is a copper finger and a Golden Finger, there must also be a Silver Finger.

If there isn’t, then other methods could be sought.

The biggest difficulty in this matter isn’t the cutting of the hemorrhoids themselves but whether the sewer is willing to let you cut them.

"Hmm..."

Si Xue stretched out her hand and closed the eyes of the snowflake beneath her.

And the snowflake above Liu Zheng’s head also dissipated, turning into specks of starlight.

He’d bet correctly.

Liu Zheng sighed with relief.

From her uncontrolled laughter at the sewer’s gonads the last time, it was clear that this woman cared quite a bit about the sewers.

Although hemorrhoids might not sound as significant as the gonads, they both are illnesses, and while cutting gonads is a short-term pain, suffering from hemorrhoids is a longer-term agony.

Besides, who knows if the sewer’s gonads outnumber the hemorrhoids.

"Roll over here."

Si Xue lifted her eyes and spoke.

"At your command."

Liu Zheng quickly rolled himself into a ball, rolling across the ice plains and arriving at the base of the ice pillar.

"Report to the boss, I can’t roll up."

He said with a strong voice.

"I shouldn’t have hired humans as staff."

Si Xue held her forehead and said.

She had been gleeful about the Legendary delivery man’s predicament regarding her predecessor, but now she was finally experiencing the exhaustion it brought.

Liu Zheng pretended not to hear.

"Stay in that position and don’t move."

Si Xue lifted her hand, and instantly an ice pillar rose from beneath him, lifting him to level with the ice mountain.

Engaging his core muscles, Liu Zheng climbed up the ice mountain, then rolled to Si Xue’s feet.

"Boss, I’ve rolled over."

He lifted his head from under his butt, saying with a smile on his face.

"Honestly, I find it hard to connect this lapdog in front of me with that madman who dared to tear off the sewer’s gonads."

Si Xue’s face bore no triumphant expression.

"No conflict there, work is work, life is life."

Liu Zheng replied.

"What if I tell you now to take a dump and then eat it?"

"Sure, as long as you, boss, don’t mind the stench."

He said without hesitation.

"What if I order you to eat Niu Ma’s feces, then lick its whiskers clean?"

Si Xue asked again.

"Okay, as long as you, boss, guarantee that it won’t seek revenge on me afterward."

Liu Zheng said.

From what he knew of Niu Ma, it probably would be more disgusted than him.

"Don’t you feel humiliated?"

"To stay alive, it’s not humiliating. Fishermen, in order to survive, have eaten who knows how many tons of sewer waste, so licking a little whisker, that’s a trifle."

Liu Zheng shrugged.

"So then, why do you seek death?"

Si Xue asked with a mocking laugh.

"Please enlighten me, boss."

"’Sunshine’ pet shop was blown up by you, wasn’t it?"

"Yes."

He admitted straightforwardly.

"Why?"

"Because the person who ordered wouldn’t sign for the delivery."

Liu Zheng said.

"You could have threatened her with the bomb to sign for it, so why did you still detonate it afterward?"

Si Xue challenged.

"It wasn’t afterward, it was while I was dealing with the customer, I accidentally pressed the detonation button."

He stated the excuse he had prepared ahead of time.

"You blew up the pet shop, so why did you blow up such a large area around it too?"

Si Xue persisted.

"Because I wasn’t familiar enough with the performance of the bomb, leading to a miscalculation."

"You dared to use a bomb you weren’t familiar with?"

"To ensure the timely delivery, even if it were the volcanoes of Hell, I would dare to ignite."

Liu Zheng said with a resolute expression.

"Is this the excuse you’ve prepared for City Hall?"

Si Xue raised an eyebrow slightly.

"If you, boss, don’t think it suffices, I have other versions and can revise it until you’re satisfied."

He said with a sly grin.

"It doesn’t matter anymore, they’ve already left."

Si Xue waved her hand dismissively.

"However, City Hall might let you off the hook, but the Bloody Restaurant won’t indulge you. If everyone created a mess like you, I would spend all day just dealing with City Hall."

She stated coldly.

Liu Zheng kept silent.

When the boss enumerates your mistakes, admitting guilt and resisting are both wrong.

"I was thinking about letting you experience a bit of both heaven and hell, then transferring you to Customer Service. Lately, the British Spirit has been very active, and there’s plenty of time to train you."

Si Xue’s voice was even, but he shivered at the thought.

The current Customer Service department was too dangerous; compared to that, he would rather work in the kitchen.

"However, I must say you do have some abilities, relegating you to Customer Service would be a waste. Continue working in the delivery department."

Si Xue said.

"The boss is wise!"

Liu Zheng said sincerely.

"Death penalty can be spared, but living sins are hard to escape. A customer ordered a Black Mountain Goat Cub fire pot, you go report to the kitchen yourself."

"I’ve been out in the field for over two hundred months now, wouldn’t the meat quality be a bit too old?"

He carefully inquired.

"If it’s old, just add some tenderizer. Now, scram, otherwise I won’t have time to deal with you later."

Suddenly, Si Xue furrowed her eyebrows and then firmly pressed on the snowflakes’ eyes.

A thin layer of ice fog covered her entire palm, like a silk glove.

"Boss, do you need my help?"

Liu Zheng politely asked.

"You?"

Si Xue looked at him with a smile that was not quite a smile.

"Wait until you become a Legendary delivery man."

She flexed her arch and kicked Liu Zheng out with an inside curve ball.

"Eh?"

His eyes widened.

This time it actually went through, and they were safety shorts?

Protecting against employees as well, disgraceful.

Liu Zheng flew into the elevator with the momentum and speed of a world-class goal and then crashed into the wall.

In the moment the elevator doors closed, he thought he saw the entire iceberg go up in great flames.

"What the hell did the boss bring back this time, a new cold storage for the kitchen?"

Liu Zheng muttered to himself.

"Bang!"

A loud noise.

Just before reaching the bottom, the elevator suddenly ascended, then plummeted rapidly, crashing hard.

"It couldn’t be broken, could it?"

He was startled.

But then again, it seemed unlikely; the equipment in the Bloody Restaurant probably wasn’t that easy to break.

As if to prove Liu Zheng’s thoughts, the elevator doors opened normally.

"You’re not taking revenge for that whack just now, are you?"

He suddenly thought.

Without speaking, the elevator doors quickly opened and closed once as if urging him to get out.

"It’s not like I wanted to hit you. If you’re mad, take it up with the boss. Each and every one looking less than human and still learning from us humans to bully the weak and fear the strong,"

Liu Zheng rolled his eyes.

The elevator doors suddenly closed, then quickly ascended as if intending to strike once more.

"Come on, hit me hard. If you don’t kill me, next time I’ll come I’ll pour shit inside, not missing a single crack,"

he shouted.

Accompanied by the sound of a mechanical emergency stop, the elevator came to a halt.

"That’s more like it, we’re all just working here, let’s be considerate of each other. Why bear evil intentions?"

Liu Zheng said contentedly.

"I, Liu Zheng, have some reputation in the restaurant. If you have any requests, just let me know, and if the conditions are right, I can help you. It’s good to have more friends, more ways out. You don’t want to be ostracized by other restaurant employees, right?"

he said.

The big boss of the delivery department, Niu Ma, is his big boss, the head of the kitchen, White Feather Chicken depends on him for supplies, and the head of the customer service department, Britain, relies on him for purchases. His subordinates have acquaintances with Liu Zheng too.

Even drivers and Ghost Hand, who aren’t part of the three main departments, are good friends with him, and soon the tailor spider will get to know him too.

If Liu Zheng says to ostracize the elevator, it really wouldn’t be just empty threats.

The elevator slowly descended, then gradually opened the doors.

"Well done."

He complimented.

"Until next time, I hope to see you again because the boss wants to reward me."

Liu Zheng turned and walked toward the delivery department’s break room, leaving the elevator door open for a long time, as if deep in thought.

"I’m back."

He pushed open the break room door and called out.

"How are you still alive and back again?"

Niu Ma cocked his head at him.

"What do you mean? Do I have to die if I see the boss?"

"Anyone else, of course, wouldn’t, but you kid, have you done anything that’s actually decent?"

Niu Ma said.

"Good and bad are relative. Though I made a profit, the restaurant didn’t lose either, right?"

"Hmmph. What did the boss want with you?"

Niu Ma couldn’t be bothered to argue with him.

"Isn’t it about blowing up the ’Sunshine’ pet shop?"

"Just blowing up a pet shop, and it’s worth alarming the boss?"

Niu Ma expressed disbelief.

"Oh, by the way, it also blew up the street next to it, breaking through the ground, almost reaching the sewer."

Liu Zheng described it nonchalantly.

"You’re not going on a delivery, you are on a mission to wipe them out. No, wiping out doesn’t even compare to your ruthlessness. They at least target a single household; you’ve taken down dozens."

Niu Ma remarked.

"It’s not that exaggerated, and besides, the pet shop didn’t get completely wiped out. Doesn’t it still have a breeding farm?"

He waved his hand.

"You’re planning on hitting the breeding farm too?"

Niu Ma looked at him with respect.

"If it’s on the way, I might give it a shot, but if it’s not, I’ll let it be."

Liu Zheng said.

What if one day he ends up delivering right there? Right?

With that thought, he’d need to prepare some big bombs just in case.

"Alright, enough chatting, I’ve got to go to the kitchen,"

Liu Zheng said.

"The boss didn’t tell me to help in the kitchen, did he?"

Niu Ma wondered.

Whether it’s a request from the boss or a private coordination between departments, they couldn’t possibly bypass him, the department manager.

"Not to help in the kitchen, but to be an ingredient."

Liu Zheng sighed.

"Haha, serves you right."

Niu Ma laughed heartily.

Ignoring him, Liu Zheng ripped off his delivery uniform.

"What are you doing?"

"Need to talk some business with that spider. Big boss, please call it out for me,"

he said.

"Even the City Hall Director isn’t as busy as you."

Niu Ma shook his head speechlessly, then pulled out his phone.