The world has turned into Hell's Game, why should I stay human?
Chapter 156 Art is Fucking Explosive

Chapter 156: Chapter 156 Art is Fucking Explosive

The detonation button was pressed, and the mechanical heart opened its numerous shells, revealing the red gemstone inside.

The gemstone, only the size of a thumb, flickered with a bewitching light, and within it, an undetermined liquid flowed.

The next second, the red gemstone shattered.

"Thud! Thud! Thud!"

It was as if time itself had come to a halt all around, the only sound was the constant, heavy beating of a heart.

Finally, after ninety-nine heartbeats had passed,

time resumed its flow.

A whip pierced through dozens of meters to penetrate Liu Zheng’s heart.

"Thud!"

The hundredth heartbeat had finally arrived.

A white light as scorching as a supernova explosion appeared out of nowhere, instantly sweeping across the entire pet shop.

Then, nine identical beats echoed once more.

Liu Zheng closed his eyes, as even if he had them open, he could see nothing at all.

But he didn’t plug his ears, for he wanted to relish the nearly endless explosion sounds, the most beautiful music in the world to him.

In front of him, all the pet humans were huddled in terror.

Even the sniper, in the face of such a disaster-like force, could only tremble.

Although Liu Zheng had shielded them from all the shockwaves and intense heat, the instincts etched in their genes could not be resisted.

Finally, the wonderful explosive symphony came to an end.

Liu Zheng opened his eyes, and before him was no longer a pet shop, but a huge crater.

He looked down and saw that the ground was not made of soil, but of stones covered in blue mold.

Liu Zheng’s eyelids twitched; had he blown the ceiling of the sewer right open?

Fortunately, the stones seemed unharmed by the explosion, otherwise the sewer might have thrown a fit again.

"Let’s go!"

He shouted to the pet humans.

And then he dashed out of the crater with the lead.

Once outside the crater, Liu Zheng was surprised to find that the surrounding shops had not been leveled, only collapsed.

What kind of construction crew did these shops hire? A nuclear bomb shelter?

Beyond the nearby stores, the roads and sidewalks also cracked open, the trees lining them uprooted entirely or snapped in half.

Compared to the destruction of those shops, this was probably the real headache.

"Find the nearest sewer entrance and go down, if you encounter a red ghost or a Fisherman on the way, tell them you were saved by someone with four tentacles."

"And don’t go down the dirty river. Now, run."

Liu Zheng said to the pet humans.

However, no one moved, and Sniper Gun just stared at him steadily.

"Get lost!"

He swung a tentacle and gave Sniper Gun a hefty slap across the face.

"Go."

Sniper Gun touched her face, then led the way down the street.

And the other pet humans followed close behind her.

After sending off the pet humans, Liu Zheng immediately took out the Human Bone Cane and sprinted towards the direction of the Bloody Restaurant.

Three minutes later, a security vehicle arrived next to the crater.

The door opened, and a neatly dressed law enforcement officer stepped out.

He looked at the crater, his gloved hand at his chin, as if observing something.

A moment later, he returned to the vehicle and drove off into the distance.

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"I’m back!"

Liu Zheng announced loudly as he pushed open the door to the break room.

"Yell, yell, yell, what’s with all the yelling? Do you really think this is your home?"

Niu Ma said, dissatisfied.

"Yeah, is that a problem?"

He said with a cheeky smile.

"Hmph, you might consider the restaurant home, but does the restaurant consider you family?"

Niu Ma responded with a mixture of scoffing and ridicule.

"It doesn’t matter if the restaurant sees me as family or not, I’m just following Boss Niu Ma."

"Flatterer."

Niu Ma rolled his eyes.

"So, do you want me to give you a little flattery then?"

Liu Zheng raised his tentacle suggestively.

"Yes!"

Niu Ma promptly turned over.

He stepped out and began to massage Niu Ma.

"You’re in such high spirits, kid. Did you get the job done?"

Niu Ma asked.

"It’s done, and there were some unexpected surprises."

Liu Zheng replied.

He originally wanted to blow up even those pet humans, but unexpectedly, he saved a few with humanity in them.

Although their chances of survival in the sewer were slim to none, hope was always better than no hope.

In time, even if Liu Zheng left this instance, Sniper Gun could lead those people to slowly develop and then figure out a way to take down that human pet breeding farm.

"By the way, Boss, if you bump into a group of humans without citizenship, try not to clash with them, okay? The leader is called AWM1997, might also go by Sniper Gun."

He described Sniper Gun’s appearance.

"What about it? Your new sweetheart?"

Niu Ma looked at him with a skeptical eye.

"No, I just don’t want people I know to hurt each other."

Liu Zheng said.

"Dream on. In this world, even biological parents and children become enemies over interests, wishing they could erase each other’s existence."

"Just because they know the same person, you think they won’t clash, how is that possible?"

Niu Ma said with disdain.

"If I didn’t bother with things that are difficult to achieve, I should have just waited to die from the moment I entered the Bloody Restaurant."

"Napoleon wouldn’t have been able to buy his mermaid princess, the British Minister wouldn’t have gotten his second-hand goods, and you wouldn’t have made that much money."

"Right?"

Liu Zheng spoke calmly.

"...Put some muscle into it, didn’t you eat?"

Niu Ma complained.

He really hadn’t eaten, but of course, that wasn’t the point.

"Boss, could you call Big Brother for me?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Annoying as hell, I haven’t made as many calls for you as I’ve made for my own."

Niu Ma grumbled as he took out his phone.

"Here, take it."

After connecting, he handed the phone to Liu Zheng.

"Good morning, Big Brother!"

He greeted loudly.

"It’s you delivery department guys who have spirit."

Big White Goose remarked.

"Our customer service people are cooped up in the restaurant day and night, doing menial work, even the strongest spirit would be ground down."

"Not at all, I think Big Brother is very full of energy, quite the majestic presence."

Liu Zheng laid it on thick.

"Although I’m not very cultured, I still feel like those two phrases don’t quite match."

Big White Goose said, puzzled.

"Never mind that, as long as Big Brother can feel the sincerity of my heart, it’s fine."

He spoke shamelessly.

"I’m someone half retired; whether I feel it or not isn’t important. You need to make the British Minister feel it. Did you get the stuff?"

Big White Goose asked.

"Got it, but there’s a slight issue."

Liu Zheng said.

"What’s the issue?"

"Once installed, it will uncontrollably arouse desire. With females present, it targets females; without females, it targets males; without either, it grinds whatever is around."

He disclosed frankly.

"Uh..."

After a long pause, Big White Goose finally spoke.

"I’ll ask the British Minister first."

It hung up the call.

"For real?"

Niu Ma leaned in and asked.

"What ’for real’?"

"That thing about it grinding whatever it sees?"

"Boss, that’s only if there are no females or males around."

Liu Zheng clarified.

"Same difference, same difference. Heh heh heh."

Niu Ma chuckled mischievously.

"Now the customer service department is in for a rough time."

It gloated over their pending misfortune.

"Boss, did you forget? The Centaur is still in the customer service department."

He reminded.