The world has turned into Hell's Game, why should I stay human?
Chapter 103 You really are a Succubus

Chapter 103: Chapter 103 You really are a Succubus

"Every offspring of individuals with citizenship status belonging to this species, as long as they can pass the birth test, automatically gain citizenship. Such species are classified as middle-class species."

Niu Ma explained.

"What about the upper-class species?"

"All individuals of the upper-class species automatically have citizenship status, and they won’t be stripped of it even if they’re unemployed. Individuals who fail the birth test aren’t sent for processing; they’re euthanized instead. Moreover, if relatives are willing to pay a hefty fine, the individual can continue to live, but will be demoted to a third-class citizen."

Niu Ma said.

"Worthy of being an upper-class species. So, which species belong to the upper-class?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"I don’t know. I’m just a delivery guy, where would I meet anyone from the upper-class?"

Niu Ma rolled his eyes.

"Alright. Then why are humans classified as a middle-class species?"

"Because your human thinking is more active than most species, over twenty-seven percent of the employees at City Hall are humans."

Niu Ma said.

"Such accurate numbers, how do you know that?"

"Heard it from a previous delivery guy, he had a relative at City Hall’s personnel department. Probably about the fifteenth from you."

Niu Ma thought for a moment and said.

"His relative is so amazing, and he’s still doing delivery?"

"His relative being powerful doesn’t mean he is. Besides, it’s also hard to say how close that relative is."

"Like me; my bunch of relatives only recognized me after I switched to a citizen."

Niu Ma said.

"That’s also true. So, what species is Niu Ma?"

"A lower-class species, obviously. But there’s no helping it, our average IQ in the Niu Ma species is indeed not high, and I’m considered a genius level."

Niu Ma shrugged his shoulders and said.

"Uh."

Considering how it falls asleep the second it does a Sudoku puzzle, Liu Zheng gained a general understanding of the intelligence of the Niu Ma species.

"What’s the difference between lower-class and middle-class species?"

"Even if a lower-class individual’s parents have citizenship rights and pass the birth test, they must pay a registration tax to obtain citizenship. Many lower-class species families struggle all their lives just to save this money for their offspring."

Niu Ma said.

"If they’re saving all their lives, they wouldn’t have time to have offspring then."

Liu Zheng spotted the loophole in his words.

"That’s why they take out loans. Both banks and lenders offer a ’registration loan’ aimed at the lower-class species. But the interest rates are exorbitant."

"They even have unified slogans: ’Don’t let your children lose at the starting line’."

Niu Ma said with an ironic tone.

"So, your interest in smuggling isn’t just about saving up for the ’registration tax,’ right?"

"Not entirely. Why do you care so much anyway?"

Niu Ma glared.

"Okay, I won’t ask anymore. Then what species is Oynk?"

"A pig-headed man, belonging to the underclass."

Niu Ma said.

"What is an underclass?"

"Underclass species are born without citizenship status, and only individuals with extreme luck can become citizens."

"Ah, why? Their intelligence should be decent, right?"

Pig-headed men are at least half human, so their average intelligence should be higher than the Niu Ma’s, right?

"It’s not about intelligence; there are those above who don’t want pig-headed men to become citizens."

Niu Ma said.

"Why?"

"Don’t know. Oynk didn’t say. The waters behind this are probably deep; you better not dig too deep."

Niu Ma shook his head.

"Alright. Oh, I met a Vampire at the board game café, and she also wants to make big money. Here’s the phone number, contact her if you’re interested."

Liu Zheng recited the number of the front desk.

"Vampire, eh? What level?"

"Not sure, but she’s only been one for six years, and her Blood Father was taken by the hospital to be used as a dialysis machine."

"That’s rough enough."

Niu Ma clicked his tongue in wonder.

"But looking at this, her Blood Father is at most a Viscount, so there’s no fear of her turning on you in the future."

"Wow, you really are a genius from the Niu Ma race, even using idioms."

Liu Zheng applauded enthusiastically.

"If you’re looking for a beating, just say so; no need to make up excuses."

Niu Ma said menacingly.

"Boss, I was wrong."

He slid to his knees in record time.

"Hmph. I’ll keep this in mind. Let’s talk about it after I return from Heaven Island."

"Right, by the way, please take these coffees to the kitchen for me."

Liu Zheng placed the bag of Unlucky Coffee in front of Niu Ma.

"Seriously, where are you getting the money? The money from before should be running out by now."

Niu Ma was very puzzled.

"I borrowed thirty thousand from that vampire."

"What’s the interest?"

"He didn’t mention any interest or when I have to pay it back."

Liu Zheng said.

"You really must be transformed from a succubus, right? No, wait, a succubus still has to sell her body, how the hell did you do it?"

Niu Ma’s eyes were red with envy.

After leaving the breeding farm, it had worked hard cheating and deceiving, earnestly committing arson and murder, and had only just managed to scrape together a bit of savings.

Yet this kid had been working for less than a bloody week, and he had already made a bunch of connections, collected a bunch of equipment, and earned a stack of cash.

It couldn’t understand, and it couldn’t accept it.

"Isn’t it all because you’re so awesome, boss?"

Liu Zheng said quite naturally.

"Hmm? Go on, tell me more."

Niu Ma perked up its ears.

"If it weren’t for your protection, I would have been dead on my first day at work. Without you showing me the ropes, how would I know any of those money-making tricks?"

"Every time I escape death, I feel grateful that I applied to be a delivery guy; otherwise, how could I have met such a reliable boss like you?"

He said with genuine emotion.

"Hmm, looking after the little brothers is what a boss should do, no need to put too much emphasis on it."

Niu Ma tried to look serious, but its big teeth were all showing in a grin.

"About the money you borrowed..."

"Boss, brothers will be brothers, but debts need to be settled clearly."

Liu Zheng smiled politely.

"Hmmph, as if I’d covet your petty cash."

Niu Ma held its head high, the disdain was clear.

"By the way, boss, can you help me ask Napoleon if he has any Vlad III?"

"Why? Has that tree got a craving for booze again?"

"No, it’s the vampire who wants it. He doesn’t need a whole bottle, just a sip will do."

Liu Zheng explained.

"What’s the difference between a bottle and a sip of that caliber of booze?"

Niu Ma echoed his own question.

If it was ordinary fine wine, those rich folks might leave some in the bottle as a statement of class.

But with Vlad III, the kind that becomes more precious as it’s consumed, even council members wouldn’t leave any undrunk; they’d take it home if they couldn’t finish.

"Just ask, no harm if there isn’t any."

Liu Zheng suggested.

"You make it sound so easy, acting as if you’re not the one running the errands."

Niu Ma snorted disdainfully.

"The capable will undertake more tasks—I’d surely go myself if I could."

"You go? Then you’d really end up with just your two legs."

Niu Ma teased.

"That’s why I need the boss to step in. By the way, boss, I need to use this for tomorrow’s race to secure a victory, so I’ll have to ask you to help with the deliveries for a while."

Liu Zheng showed the Black Koi.

Perhaps due to a system alteration of perception, these strange residents were completely oblivious to him retrieving items from his system space.

"In your dreams!"

"Just a little something for your troubles, consider it grease for your hooves."

He handed over a stack of cash.

"Hmm, lately I’ve been putting on weight, could indeed do with some physical activity."

Niu Ma mused.

"I’ll need to borrow that Lucky Joker Card too, or you could just sell it to me."

"Don’t push your luck, kid."

Niu Ma was getting angry again.

Liu Zheng offered more cash.

"Not enough."

Niu Ma lifted an eyelid.

Liu Zheng added more money.

"Fine then, seeing as you kid seem to be on the right track, I’ll painfully part with it."

Niu Ma coughed up the Lucky Joker Card.

He pocketed the Lucky Joker Card, glad that he had had the foresight to borrow money from the reception desk.

Well, since she’s a vampire, from now on she’ll be known as Vampire Sister.

"By the way, boss, can you get me a set of those makeup tools from the casino?"

Liu Zheng inquired.

"That’s a bit..."

Niu Ma hesitated.

"What’s up?"

"The kitchen crew definitely won’t have it, to get that I’d have to talk to customer service."

Niu Ma said with a look of discomfort.

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