The Sweet Life of Superstar and His Goddess Wife
Chapter 124: My wife is not human

Chapter 124: 124: My wife is not human

Mu Qiuniang didn’t touch anything at the scene. She just took a small look around, as if searching for something.

"What are you looking for?" Jiang Nuo was puzzled.

Suddenly, Mu Qiuniang moved and pulled Jiang Nuo to the side to dodge.

Before Jiang Nuo could react, he heard a "bang" and found that the spot he was standing on had exploded. He was dumbfounded: "How did it explode?!"

"What happened?!" Mu Nan and Lu Mingchen, who had also heard the explosion, were startled and quickly gathered around.

"Stand behind me." However, Mu Qiuniang didn’t answer them. Instead, she directly shielded the three of them behind her. In her hand, a silver brush had appeared unbeknownst to them. She stood ready, staring into the darkness not far away and shouted, "Come out!"

The three weren’t fools; seeing her reaction, they also looked in that direction.

For a long time, there was no response from there.

"Sister-in-law Jiang, could you be mistaken?" Though he said this, Lu Mingchen, considering that without Mu Qiuniang’s quick reaction, Jiang Nuo would have stepped right on the bomb, thought — there’s little chance Mu Qiuniang was mistaken.

"Wife, we should call the police." Jiang Nuo knew of Mu Qiuniang’s abilities, but he was worried about attracting the police.

"Since the moment we came in, they’ve set up a barrier; from outside, no one can see what’s happening here." Mu Qiuniang said.

Mu Nan and Lu Mingchen were a bit bewildered: "Barrier?" Wasn’t this like a movie?

Then Mu Qiuniang moved the brush in her hand, and a white light shot through the air towards the darkness like an arrow.

"Bang——"

The white light seemed to hit some invisible dark curtain, and after a distortion, two men in Daoist robes appeared, one with a white beard and the other tall and skinny. The former held a half-meter high gourd, while the latter held a golden duster, each chanting a spell.

Within the white light, the gourd flew into the air, spewing flames toward them rapidly; the golden duster, on the other hand, grew longer and larger, resembling a fox’s tail, sweeping towards them just as quickly.

Even for Mu Nan and Lu Mingchen, who had never experienced anything like this, Jiang Nuo, who knew his wife’s abilities, was also wide-eyed: What is this?! Fantasy?!

"Wife, run!" Jiang Nuo, still concerned for his wife’s safety, chided.

Mu Qiuniang remained calm, her silvery brush drawing in midair, causing white rose flowers to sprout, root, and bloom, forming a white rose barrier that kept out both the fiery attack and the sweeping duster.

"Bang——"

The collision of white light sparked a shower of sparks.

Mu Qiuniang’s brush made another stroke midair, conjuring a waterfall out of thin air that turned into a semi-transparent blue water dragon, rushing at the flames.

The flames, naturally not willing to concede, engaged in a duel with the water dragon.

High up, either water doused the fire, or fire evaporated the water, the battle was quite lively.

Mu Qiuniang’s brush made another stroke, and a giant hand appeared in the air, like throwing punches, creating illusions that grabbed at the duster.

The duster would not let itself be caught. It fiercely whipped at the giant hand, attempting to destroy it.

Unfortunately, the giant hand merely vibrated, unimpaired, it grabbed a few strands of the duster’s whiskers and pulled hard, making them fall off.

The duster seemed to possess a spirit, letting out a shriek: "Ah..."

The scream was so piercing that it nearly ruptured Mu Nan, Lu Mingchen, and Jiang Nuo’s eardrums, and they hurriedly covered their ears. But no matter how they covered them, the sound seemed to occur right next to their ears.

Seeing Jiang Nuo in discomfort, Mu Qiuniang was visibly displeased. Fighting was one thing, but bullying her ordinary husband was unacceptable!

When Mu Qiuniang got angry, the consequences were severe.

You like bullying people, huh? Let me show you what it’s like to be bullied.

Without a second thought, she took out a bottle of powder and sprinkled it on the brush. With the brush coated in green powder, she painted in the air, a series of semi-transparent tigers, leopards, and eagles appeared, with graceful postures and fierce eyes, glaring at the two Daoists like wolves hungry for days.

As they ran, the green powder sprinkled through the air, and as it touched the ground, the earth seemed to melt as if met with strong acid?!

Even so, Mu Qiuniang didn’t seem satisfied and deliberately painted a gust of wind to blow the green powder towards the two men.

Thus, hiding behind Mu Qiuniang, Mu Nan, Lu Mingchen, and Jiang Nuo soon saw, in this bizarre scene, the two Daoists being besieged by the magical creatures. They let out scream after scream. Worst of all, their skin seemed to be corroded by sulfuric acid, emitting white smoke.

So miserable! Mu Nan and Lu Mingchen shivered with a chill.

They truly didn’t feel sorry for the two Daoists, but it was their first time realizing — Jiang Nuo’s wife was terrifying?!

Mu Nan dully asked Lu Mingchen: "Am I dreaming?"

"I was just about to ask you. Want me to pinch you?" Lu Mingchen replied.

"Sure!" As soon as Mu Nan finished speaking, he let out a scream, "Ah, that hurts, why did you pinch so hard?!"

Lu Mingchen said: "Pain is good, shows it’s not a dream."

Mu Nan was speechless: "Why didn’t you pinch yourself?"

"Because I’m afraid of the pain."

"And I’m not?"

"I thought you weren’t; you agreed just now."

This time, Mu Nan was truly speechless.

...

At this moment, no one could understand Jiang Nuo’s dilemma. Wasn’t his wife supposed to have just some minor supernatural skills? Why did he now feel like his wife was incredibly powerful, like an Immortal from a fantasy movie?

"Damn it, she’s a tough nut. With just the two of us, we won’t be able to avenge Old Three!" The tall and skinny one lying on the ground stared resentfully at the woman who, since the fight began, hadn’t given them the slightest advantage.

Just who is this woman?

How have we never heard of her?

"So, big brother, what should we do?" the white-bearded one asked.

What to do? Naturally, it’s to beg for mercy as soon as possible. The tall and skinny one wasn’t afraid of dying, but he was afraid of not knowing how he died.

"Immortal, spare us!" Once he made up his mind, the tall and skinny one temporarily buried his resentment deep in his heart and knelt down in front of Mu Qiuniang.

After all, having been sworn brothers for many years, seeing the elder’s reaction, the white-bearded one knew what was on the elder’s mind and quickly followed suit: "Immortal, spare us; we’ll never dare again. We didn’t mean to offend you, we were truly forced. Immortal, please, spare us, we’re just some lowly errand runners, not worthy of an Immortal’s notice, please spare us..."