The Strongest Face-Slapping King in the City
Chapter 34 - 34 034 Your Dad and I Don't Object

34: Chapter 034: Your Dad and I Don’t Object 34: Chapter 034: Your Dad and I Don’t Object Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation “I’ll give you ten minutes; hurry up.” Zhang Fan lay on the bed, his head covered by the blanket, and spoke in a low voice.

“You’re the best, bro.” Zhang Xiaoyuan went back to her room, grabbed her pajamas, and ran to the bathroom.

Fifteen minutes later, Zhang Xiaoyuan, dressed in a pink robe, appeared in front of Zhang Fan.

Zhang Fan’s eyes were fixated.

Freshly bathed Zhang Xiaoyuan looked really stunning.

Zhang Xiaoyuan felt Zhang Fan’s gaze, blushed, and said quietly, “You should go wash up now; I’ll go back.”

Zhang Fan grabbed his clothes and ran to the bathroom.

Ten minutes later, Zhang Fan returned to the room, wearing only shorts.

But the next moment, he froze, seeing Zhang Xiaoyuan sitting on the edge of the bed.

He hurriedly used his clothes to cover his chest.

“Why are you still here?”

Blushing, Zhang Xiaoyuan said, “The door is broken; it won’t open.”

“Huh?” Zhang Fan was dumbfounded.

Damn, what kind of situation is this?

The door breaks at this moment?

What a joke.

“What are you covering up for?

Do you think I’ll eat you?” Zhang Xiaoyuan glared at Zhang Fan, looking irritated at his actions.

Zhang Fan rolled his eyes, quickly got dressed, and then ran to the door of Zhang Xiaoyuan’s room.

He didn’t believe he couldn’t open this damn door.

After vigorously shaking the doorknob for a while, Zhang Fan finally believed it.

Damn it, it really wouldn’t open.

“What now?” Zhang Fan stared at Zhang Xiaoyuan, who was standing beside him, in amazement.

“I don’t know.” Zhang Xiaoyuan said softly, then looked at Zhang Fan, “How about I sleep with you?”

Zhang Fan’s face froze.

Sleep with him?

Damn, this girl, you’re not a child anymore.

“What else do you suggest, huh?

Do you expect me to stand here all night?

You couldn’t be that heartless.” Zhang Xiaoyuan said angrily.

Zhang Fan was stunned.

It seemed like there was no other way.

The door was a security door and the windows of the courtyard were wooden and couldn’t be opened.

His parents were already asleep, and waking them up to open the door at this hour was clearly not appropriate.

Maybe they would just have to make do for the night?

“I’m going to sleep first.

You figure it out.” Zhang Xiaoyuan ran into Zhang Fan’s room, lifted the quilt, and jumped in.

Zhang Fan felt a gust of cold wind sweep past, his back shivered with the chill.

Seeing Zhang Xiaoyuan already nestled in the bed, Zhang Fan closed the door.

Hmph, I’m a man, am I really afraid?

Anyway, it’s no loss.

Zhang Fan turned off the light and got into bed.

But, it seemed the bed was a bit small!

“It’s a little cold.” Zhang Xiaoyuan, extremely sleepy, mumbled and then turned around, wrapping an arm over Zhang Fan.

Zhang Fan’s body stiffened.

This girl just hugged him like that?

How the hell was he supposed to sleep like this!

Zhang Fan cried out in his heart.

“Don’t poke me.” came the drowsy voice.

Stiff as a board, Zhang Fan struggled to pry Zhang Xiaoyuan’s hand off him and then turned to face away from her, finally letting out a sigh of relief.

Sleep, sleep!

Zhang Fan closed his eyes, wrapped himself in the blanket, and, listening to the breathing behind him, began to feel drowsy.

…

“Xiaofan, wake up.” Zhang Dongyang opened the door and looked at Zhang Fan, who was still asleep, and walked over, pulling off the blanket.

The moment the blanket was pulled back, Zhang Dongyang was shocked to see Zhang Xiaoyuan in Zhang Fan’s bed.

“It’s still early.”

Feeling the chill, Zhang Xiaoyuan opened her sleepy eyes and saw the wide-eyed Zhang Dongyang.

“Morning, Uncle.”

“Morning!”

Zhang Dongyang turned and left silently.

However, from the doorway, Xiao Qi and Zhang Yuanlin peeked in, tapping their heads together.

“Dad, Mom, morning.” Zhang Xiaoyuan sat up, stretching and yawning.

“Dad, let me sleep a bit longer; it’s still early.” Zhang Fan stuck his hand out from the blanket, covering himself up tightly.

“Ah!” Zhang Xiaoyuan screamed as she realized the person next to her.

Covering his ears, Zhang Fan reached out, “Ugh, this alarm clock, why does it sound like a woman now?”

No, wait, why did it feel so soft?

Zhang Fan turned over quickly, looking at the blushing Zhang Xiaoyuan, then looked up at his dad, second uncle, and second aunt standing at the door, his mind going blank as if struck by lightning.

Damn, what’s happening!

Zhang Fan jumped out of bed, shouting, “Uncle, Aunt, let me explain.”

“You’re both fully dressed, what’s there to explain, it’s fine.” Xiao Qi nudged Zhang Yuanlin, their faces carrying a knowing smile.

Zhang Dongyang also rubbed his head and slowly walked out of the room.

“What do we do, Dad saw us.” Zhang Xiaoyuan buried her face in her knees in shame.

“Brother, you slept with me; you have to take responsibility.” Zhang Xiaoyuan suddenly lifted her head, glaring at Zhang Fan.

Zhang Fan was bewildered, damn, responsibility?

Damn it, he hadn’t done anything.

Besides, it seemed like this girl had slept with him.

“Fine, I’ll tell Uncle that you broke my door last night, and then…” Zhang Xiaoyuan stood up and started to walk out.

Zhang Fan grabbed her, tears nearly falling, “Please, don’t make a fuss, Dad will kill me, plus it was your door that broke last night, and you came to my bed.”

Zhang Xiaoyuan lifted her face; she just wanted to sleep early last night and never thought of this situation now.

Hmph, she didn’t care anyway; it was all Zhang Fan’s fault.

Zhang Xiaoyuan broke free from Zhang Fan’s hand, put on her shoes, and walked out.

Zhang Xiaofan quickly changed his pants and ran out while throwing on a coat.

“Xiaofan, take good care of Xiaoyuan in the future.

Your second uncle and I are leaving now.

After your exams, come to the Capital City.” Xiao Qi smiled, pulling a suitcase and holding Zhang Yuanlin’s arm as they walked out.

“Second Aunt, let me explain.

Last night the door broke, and I…”

Zhang Fan tried to explain, but Zhang Yuanlin and Xiao Qi, chatting and laughing, got into the car.

“Dad, Mom, aren’t you staying for breakfast?” Zhang Xiaoyuan, in her pajamas, caught up with them.

Xiao Qi reached out to rub Zhang Xiaoyuan’s face and whispered in her ear, “Didn’t you say you wanted to marry your Brother Fan when you were little?

Anyway, you two are not blood-related.

Your dad and I don’t oppose, but don’t cross any lines.

When I come back, I will check.

There’s a hundred thousand in the bank card, call us if you need more.”

“Mom, you…” Zhang Xiaoyuan blushed and stamped her foot, her ears turning red.

Zhang Fan, who overheard, nearly stumbled to the ground.