The Strongest Face-Slapping King in the City
Chapter 23 - 23 23 Take Medicine if You Are Sick

23: Chapter 23: Take Medicine if You Are Sick 23: Chapter 23: Take Medicine if You Are Sick Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation “What?

A raid on illicit activities?”

Zhang Fan’s mind suddenly filled with a million grass mud horses.

Was it because this year was his benmingnian?

Xu Tong walked in, glanced at Ye Xuan and Ye Yanran, and a flash of amazement crossed his eyes.

Then he looked at Zhang Fan sitting on the bed, his eyes filled with killing intent.

Bastard, son of a bitch, bringing two top-grade women to a hotel room, unforgivable.

“Heh heh, one guy and two girls, take them away.”

A bright smile suddenly appeared on Zhang Fan’s face.

One guy and two girls!

He wished.

But, how easy was it to provoke Ye Yanran, the tigress?

Combat power off the charts, if he hadn’t used quick wits and a monkey steal peach move, he’d probably be half-dead by now.

To dare say this in front of that tigress, was he tired of living?

“Say that again?” Ye Yanran’s face flashed with killing aura.

Her wet, shoulder-length short hair started to sway.

Xu Tong sneered coldly, “What’s wrong?

Want to assault a police officer?”

Zhang Fan burst out laughing.

Assault a police officer?

This tigress was also a cop.

“Which precinct?” Ye Yanran asked, filled with killing intent but not making a move.

She had just taken a bath, and her police uniform was still in the bathroom.

Xu Tong frowned, wiped the stubble on his face, and raised his eyebrows, “Planning revenge on me?”

Zhang Fan couldn’t hold it in anymore, this guy was too pretentious.

The next moment, Zhang Fan’s eyes widened.

Ye Yanran extended her hand, placed it on Xu Tong’s shoulder, then delivered a knee strike to his stomach.

“Ah!” Xu Tong screamed in pain.

His colleagues behind him took out batons and surrounded Ye Yanran, “Don’t move, this is an assault on a police officer.”

Ye Yanran coldly laughed, “Call your captain out.”

Xu Tong clutched his stomach, half-squatting on the ground, face twisted.

He pointed at Ye Yanran and said, “I’m the captain, damn it, you dare assault a police officer, arrest them!”

Zhang Fan sat on the bed, laughing nonstop.

This guy was really miserable, daring to provoke Ye Yanran, the tigress, seeking death.

“The kid sitting on the bed, get up!” Xu Tong pointed at Zhang Fan and roared angrily.

Getting beaten while on duty, how could he continue in the team if this got out?

Zhang Fan stood up, scrutinizing Xu Tong.

Suddenly, his eyes flashed.

The Flower Protection System told him this guy had kidney deficiency and it already affected his kidneys, also known as erectile dysfunction.

No wonder this guy was so irritable, especially upon seeing Ye Xuan and Ye Yanran, he got so violent.

Turns out he had issues in that department.

“Uncle, does your family know about your erectile dysfunction?

Getting mad at pretty women, taking meds is what you should do.

Why fight with us?” Zhang Fan teased.

Ye Yanran and Ye Xuan blushed crimson at Zhang Fan’s words.

“Pervert,” Ye Yanran spat.

Xu Tong was stunned.

Only his wife knew about his erectile dysfunction; how did this guy know?

“Captain, is it true?” The other officers in the room looked at Xu Tong suspiciously.

Xu Tong’s face twisted in anger; this guy had publicly revealed his embarrassing secret in front of everyone.

How was he supposed to hold his head up after this?

Xu Tong nearly ground his teeth to dust, hastily saying, “Don’t listen to his nonsense, arrest them and take them to the station, fifteen days of detention.”

Zhang Fan sneered, fifteen days?

Joking?

Instantly his eyes flashed coldly, “Beard face, if you dare touch us, I’ll sue you for psychological problems caused by your erectile dysfunction, arresting people randomly.

Believe it or not?” Zhang Fan’s words made Xu Tong’s face change.

Psychological issues, if this news spread, his career in the police force would be over.

Physical problems could be minor, but as an enforcer, psychological issues would lead to dismissal.

Xu Tong’s face stiffened.

He then forced a laugh, looking coldly at Zhang Fan, “She just hit me, that’s an assault on a police officer, detaining you for fifteen days is lenient.

Hmph, dare to fight me.”

Assaulting a police officer, if this caused a stir, it wouldn’t be just fifteen days of detention.

Zhang Fan also laughed, glanced at Ye Yanran, and teased Xu Tong, “Then try arresting her.”

Ye Yanran laughed angrily, any slight good feeling she had for Zhang Fan vanished.

What did he mean by “try arresting her”?

Damn!

Xu Tong stood straight, took out a pair of handcuffs, Zhang Fan’s words had thoroughly enraged him.

Not only did he expose his secret, but he also defied him in front of his subordinates.

Coldly, he said, “Don’t think I won’t dare.”

“Really?” Zhang Fan said playfully.

As Xu Tong took out the handcuffs, Ye Yanran walked into the bathroom, came out holding her police uniform, and pulled a badge from it.

She displayed it in front of Xu Tong.

“I seriously suspect you of abusing your authority, come to the prosecutor’s office tomorrow,” Ye Yanran said.

Xu Tong’s expression froze, his eyes fixed on the badge in Ye Yanran’s hand, in disbelief.

Ye Yanran, holding her clothes, walked straight out of the room, with Ye Xuan following closely behind.

Zhang Fan looked at the pale-faced Xu Tong, walked up to him slowly, and whispered, “Take medicine if you’re sick.”

Outside the motel, the blush on Ye Xuan’s face hadn’t faded, but she curiously looked up, asking, “That beard guy really has a problem?”

“Of course,” Zhang Fan nodded affirmatively.

Ye Xuan was puzzled, how did this guy know?

Was he good at treating illnesses?

Suddenly, she thought of Ye Yanran’s hidden ailment and asked softly, “Then do you know if my sister has any issues?”

Zhang Fan looked at Ye Yanran’s graceful figure and laughed, “Neural sensitivity causing life distress.”

Ye Yanran suddenly stopped, turned sharply, and stared at Zhang Fan in disbelief, “How do you know?”

That illness had tormented her for many years; she had been to hospitals nationwide, and no one could identify her condition at a glance.

“I have some medical knowledge, I can see it at a glance,” Zhang Fan said confidently, kidding, the system’s diagnosis had to be right.

Ye Yanran’s eyes brightened, she grabbed Zhang Fan and asked, “Do you have a way to treat it?”

She had been troubled by this illness since childhood.

It was manageable then, but as an adult, she became increasingly sensitive.

A slight bump caused hours of pain.

She had visited renowned hospitals nationwide, even seen dozens of old doctors, but no one could cure her.

She had been desperate, but Zhang Fan’s words reignited her hope.

Feeling the faint fragrance from Ye Yanran, Zhang Fan smiled lightly, “There’s a way, but the treatment method is a bit special.”

“How special?” Ye Yanran asked hurriedly.

Zhang Fan calmly looked at the system’s prompt.

When he saw the treatment method, he almost knelt.

Holy crap, full-body acupuncture and applying medicine paste.

Seeing Ye Yanran’s proud figure, Zhang Fan almost bit his tongue.

Damn, wouldn’t that mean she had to strip completely for treatment?

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