The Strongest Face-Slapping King in the City
Chapter 21 - 21 021 This is Fucking Awkward

21: Chapter 021 This is Fucking Awkward 21: Chapter 021 This is Fucking Awkward Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation “Damn it, not again, not again.”

The middle-aged fat man who had spent a thousand bucks pounded his fist on the glass counter, glaring at Zhang Fan through gritted teeth: “Kid, are you messing with me?”

“Five…

hundred…

thousand…”

The man standing next to Zhang Fan’s face turned red as he rubbed his eyes hard, breathing heavily, his eyes nearly popping out.

This was five hundred thousand, damn it.

Five hundred thousand, do you know how long it takes to make that kind of money without eating or drinking, working construction for ten years?

The man’s voice left the middle-aged fat man stunned for a good five seconds.

Then, his eyes widened, and he rushed over to Zhang Fan, stretching his neck to get a closer look.

“Five hundred thousand, five hundred thousand, damn it, why didn’t I grab that ticket?”

The middle-aged fat man felt a wave of despair.

If he had grabbed that still-unsigned scratch card earlier, it would have been his.

“Hehe, boss, take a look.” Zhang Fan waved the scratch card in front of Xu Fei.

Xu Fei’s eyes nearly popped out as he stared at the enormous sum on the card.

Damn, it’s a big prize.

“Want me to scratch the rest?” Zhang Fan teased.

Xu Fei wanted to punch himself.

“Scratch my ass, a hundred bucks turned into five hundred thousand six hundred and seventy.

Damn it, if I’d known it was a big prize, I’d have scratched it myself.”

Xu Fei’s heart ached: “Buddy, stop scratching.

I can’t handle any more of this.”

Even though he wouldn’t be the one giving away the money, the huge amount had already made his eyes bloodshot.

“So, when am I getting the money?” Zhang Fan asked.

Five hundred thousand, he never dreamed he’d win such a huge prize.

Thinking of how his dad makes just over four thousand a month carving wood, his heart ached.

With this five hundred thousand, his dad wouldn’t have to work so hard anymore.

He could use ten thousand for university and let his dad travel with the rest.

“Buddy, leave your phone number and address, keep the winning ticket, and I’ll get in touch soon.” Xu Fei’s heart was full of envy, jealousy, and hatred, but he knew he had to handle it properly.

“Fine, but what about the six thousand seven hundred and forty bucks, can I get that now?” Zhang Fan asked.

After all, he needed money to buy Ye Yanran some pants.

Xu Fei quickly took out a stack of cash, counted for a while, and handed the thick wad of bills to Zhang Fan.

“Make sure to get me the money soon, don’t try to pull a fast one, or I’ll report you.” Zhang Fan warned, giving Xu Fei a hard look.

Money wasn’t in hand until it was actually received.

“Hey, buddy, my store’s been open for over ten years.

Ask around; when have I ever stiffed anyone?

I’m not the one giving you the money.

Relax, I’ll deliver it to your house tonight.

Remember to keep the winning ticket safe; we only recognize the ticket, not the person.” Xu Fei retorted, exasperated.

He couldn’t produce five hundred thousand cash.

Big prizes like this had to be reported to higher authorities, who would then settle the prize and collect the winning ticket.

“Buddy, share your secret with us,” asked the man who had been by Zhang Fan’s side the whole time.

Zhang Fan smiled, “What secret?

It’s not like it’s a lottery.

This stuff is all about luck.”

With that, Zhang Fan laughed and walked out of the store, heading toward the mall in the distance.

“Pants, pants, hey, will I be called a pervert for buying girls’ pants?” Zhang Fan muttered to himself, but the thought of Ye Yanran, the tigress, made him shudder.

Zhang Fan braced himself and walked into the mall, his target: a women’s clothing store.

As soon as he stepped into the women’s clothing store, a woman stopped him: “Kid, this is a women’s clothing store.

The men’s section is across the way.”

Zhang Fan’s face turned black, and he nodded heavily: “I know.”

The woman sized Zhang Fan up and slowly asked, “Are you buying for your girlfriend?”

“No,” Zhang Fan said, walking straight in.

Whatever, he’ll just pick one.

Zhang Fan didn’t think too much and immediately picked a pair of black pants, then started looking around.

Still needed a pair of…

underwear!

“Hehe, look, there’s a boy here,”

Not far away, a red-haired girl clung to her best friend’s arm, pointing at Zhang Fan.

“Looks like a high schooler, huh?

What’s this guy doing in a women’s clothing store?

Isn’t he embarrassed?” said the black-haired girl next to her.

“Haha, maybe he’s a pervert, buying women’s clothes to do who-knows-what at home!” The red-haired girl laughed loudly.

Instantly, the gazes of seven or eight girls turned towards him, all with a touch of curiosity.

Zhang Fan was furious.

Damn it, what business was it of theirs if he bought pants?

“Hey kid, don’t jack off too much, you’ll become malnourished,” the red-haired girl teased.

Zhang Fan gritted his teeth, “Jack off your sister.”

Zhang Fan then used his Telepathy ability to look at the red-haired girl, and immediately started laughing: “You’re so small, is it from jacking off too much?”

“Haha.”

The other girls burst into laughter.

The red-haired girl gritted her teeth, glaring at Zhang Fan: “You’re calling me small?”

Zhang Fan ignored her, turning to the woman behind him, “Uh…

where are the underpants?”

The woman was stunned.

Underpants?

Then she burst into laughter.

Underpants, that was a creative term!

But what was this guy doing buying women’s…

underpants?

Suddenly, everyone’s gaze became strange.

Did this guy really have that kind of hobby?

Zhang Fan stiffly explained, “A friend’s period came, her pants got dirty.

I’m helping her buy a pair.”

“Oh, I see.” The woman smiled brightly, like a flower in bloom: “Not bad.

I thought guys who bought pads for girls were remarkable, but you, daring to enter a women’s store and buy these things, not bad at all.”

The other girls finally understood and looked at Zhang Fan with softer eyes.

If they asked their boyfriends to buy pants from a women’s store, they’d rather die; this guy was impressive!

The red-haired girl muttered, “Humph, liar.”

Zhang Fan coldly replied, “Small-chested girls shouldn’t speak.”

The red-haired girl froze, ready to explode.

The black-haired girl next to her held her back: “He’s not buying your pants.

Just let it go.”

“Sir, please follow me.” The woman behind Zhang Fan said, leading him to the second floor.

When he reached the second floor, Zhang Fan’s eyes were nearly blinded.

All kinds of women’s clothes…

Zhang Fan didn’t have time to pick; he just grabbed a random pair and headed back down.

“Hey, Zhang Fan?”

A clear voice rang out, making Zhang Fan feel like he’d been struck by lightning.

Holy crap, it was Li Li, the biology teacher?

“What are you buying that for?” Li Li, with her wavy red hair, held her chin and looked at Zhang Fan.

Zhang Fan saw the meaningful look in Li Li’s eyes and bolted.

“Zhang Fan, you’re still in your developmental stage.

Watch yourself, it could lead to malnutrition,” Li Li chuckled.

Zhang Fan nearly stumbled.

Well, this was awkward.

And Telepathy, damn, Li Li, who knew you were so dirty?

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