The Strongest Face-Slapping King in the City -
Chapter 19 - 19 19 I'll Go Buy It for You
19: Chapter 19: I’ll Go Buy It for You 19: Chapter 19: I’ll Go Buy It for You Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation Do women have peaches?
Definitely not.
But Zhang Fan couldn’t think of that at this moment.
The legs around his neck were like two steel pillars.
If this continued, his neck would definitely be twisted off.
So, Zhang Fan had no choice but to use this secret technique.
“You bastard, let go!” Ye Yanran’s voice trembled.
This bastard dared to monkey-steal the peach!
“No.” Zhang Fan’s face turned red; he was already out of breath.
His hand gripped harder.
“Let go.” Ye Yanran’s voice trembled even more.
At that moment, Zhang Pan stood at the door, frowning, watching the scene on the floor, his eyes widened in an instant.
Whoa, where did this top-grade beauty come from?
How could this guy be so lucky?
And in uniform?
Are today’s high schoolers this wild?
Ah, ah, ah, city folks play too much.
Damn, I want to go back to the countryside.
I don’t even have a girlfriend.
Zhang Pan really wanted to shoot Zhang Fan for ten minutes.
He took a deep breath and banged on the door: “Keep it down!
Damn it, believe it or not, I’ll call the police.”
Saying that, Zhang Pan left in anger, feeling deeply frustrated.
At this moment, Zhang Fan also felt that the legs around his neck had lost their strength.
He groaned, “Is looking pretty so great?
Does being pretty mean you can hit people at will?”
Zhang Fan stood up in anger and then noticed that his hand was wet.
His expression changed.
Where exactly did his hand grab just now?
Also, why was Ye Yanran lying on the ground?
Her face looked a bit off!
What happened?
Could it be an attack?
Zhang Fan’s face turned a bit grim.
If something happened to Ye Yanran, who was a police officer, this would count as assaulting an officer, right?
That seemed pretty serious.
Ye Xuan also got worried.
She squatted down, holding Ye Yanran’s head, slapping her face: “What happened?”
“Artificial respiration,” Zhang Fan blurted out, looking at Ye Yanran and starting to panic.
Ye Xuan’s face was filled with anxiety: “I don’t know how.”
Zhang Fan squatted down: “Let me do it.”
He pulled Ye Yanran out of Ye Xuan’s arms, laid her flat on the ground, lowered his head, cradled Ye Yanran’s head, took a deep breath, then leaned in for artificial respiration.
Ignoring the softness in his hand, he leaned in again for artificial respiration.
After two minutes, Zhang Fan sat on the ground, frowning at Ye Yanran, whose face looked a bit off.
Damn it, wasn’t this supposed to be just taking Ye Xuan to open a room?
How did it become such a big deal?
Seeing Ye Yanran calming down, Ye Xuan quickly embraced her: “Sis, what’s wrong?
You scared me to death.”
Ye Yanran suddenly sat up straight and punched at Zhang Fan.
Zhang Fan quickly grabbed her hand: “Sis, don’t be like this.
I saved your life, you know?
Look at Xuan, you two are sisters, but how can there be such a gap in character?
Aren’t you a police officer?
Can’t you distinguish right from wrong?”
Zhang Fan felt a bit guilty.
After all, Ye Yanran ended up like this because of him.
If anything really happened to her, he was done for this lifetime.
Ye Yanran was so angry she couldn’t speak, her face flushing red.
If it weren’t for this bastard, how could she be like…
this?
“Sis, your pants…
I’ll buy you a new pair.
Don’t be angry, okay?
What do you want to eat?
My treat?
I’ll buy it for you, okay?” Zhang Fan conceded.
After all, this was Ye Xuan’s sister.
Ye Yanran’s face stiffened.
Had they seen everything?
I want to die, I want to die.
How could anyone see me in such an embarrassing state?
She thought of Zhang Fan’s damned hands, wishing she could chop them off.
“Go buy them,” Ye Yanran glared at Zhang Fan, her face full of anger.
If it weren’t for him, would she be like this?
And he caused her this!
Zhang Fan felt immensely relieved and quickly ran out.
Ye Xuan’s sister was truly terrifying, like a tigress.
He really pitied her boyfriend.
“Hey, kid, that was quick!
Only three minutes?” Zhang Pan couldn’t help but grin.
Hmph, top-grade beauty or not, still a quick shooter!
“Go to hell!” Zhang Fan rolled his eyes and ran out.
But just as he ran out of the hotel, he suddenly froze.
Ye Yanran’s look just now seemed like…
Zhang Fan couldn’t help but lift his right hand, a mischievous grin appearing on his face.
Hehe, if this chick dared to mess with him again, he’d use that monkey-stealing-the-peach move.
Hmph, let’s see how arrogant she’d be.
But for now, he needed to buy her some pants.
Zhang Fan looked up and suddenly his eyes locked on something.
Damn it, where do you even buy pants for girls?
Zhang Fan felt like going mad.
Buying clothes for himself was already a hassle, and now he had to buy for Ye Yanran…
The most crucial thing was, where would he buy…
underwear?
Zhang Fan put his hands in his pockets and pulled out the last hundred bucks.
It seemed like it wasn’t enough.
Suddenly, Zhang Fan saw a small shop not far away, and the sign caught his eye.
Scratch-off lottery tickets?
Well, that’s just what he needed.
Zhang Fan immediately thought of his perspective ability, grinned, and ran over.
“Come and see, win big prizes!
Only five bucks a ticket, absolutely worth it!” Before he even reached the store, he heard the owner’s shout.
Zhang Fan walked into the shop and immediately activated his telepathy, his gaze falling on the scratch-off tickets.
Hey, there’s a five hundred!
Zhang Fan scanned quickly and saw that one of the tickets had a five hundred prize.
“Boss, I want this one,” Zhang Fan pointed at the ticket with the five hundred prize.
Owner Xu Fei chuckled: “Kid, there are five more below it.
How about you buy them all?
It’s hard to sell the rest if you only buy one.”
Zhang Fan looked at this fake-smiling shop owner and couldn’t help but rant inwardly.
What’s hard to sell?
It’s not like sanitary pads; does it make a difference if it’s opened or not?
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