The Strongest Dandy in the City
Chapter 77 - 77 77 The Guys Who Pee Standing Up

77: Chapter 77: The Guys Who Pee Standing Up 77: Chapter 77: The Guys Who Pee Standing Up The night in Tianhai was brightly lit on its bustling streets, where many white-collar workers who had been busy during the day would choose to come out and relax in the evening.

With the increasingly fast pace of urban life, people’s stress had also intensified.

Ye Chenfeng and Monkey were standing on a famous bridge in Tianhai, where there were very few people walking at this moment.

They both had their hands against the stone columns of the bridge, watching the turbulent river water below.

Monkey poured out the feelings he had bottled up inside.

It turned out that Monkey and Ye Chenfeng had encountered almost the same situation.

Two days before, Monkey’s parents had been killed in a car accident, but there seemed to be no conspiracy behind their deaths.

Monkey’s father was the eldest at home and the key figure in the family business.

With the death of Monkey’s parents, his uncles could no longer contain their impatience and seized control of the family business.

Monkey’s grandfather had passed away five years ago.

After his uncles grabbed control, they mercilessly took back the villa where Monkey lived.

The death of his parents and the cold-bloodedness of his uncles had once driven Monkey to the brink of suicidal thoughts.

Monkey remembered very clearly the words his uncles had said to him: “In our eyes, you are nothing but trash.

Now that your parents are dead, you’ll have to fend for yourself!

Our Wang family no longer acknowledges your existence.”

“Big brother, do you think I’m really useless?

If my parents saw me like this, they would surely be very disappointed, right?” Monkey picked up a pebble from the bridge and threw it with all his strength into the rushing river waters.

Ye Chenfeng patted Monkey’s shoulder and said, “Monkey, you are indeed useless.

My parents were also killed in a car accident.

Do you see me acting like I want to live or die?

What we can do is to live better and show those people who look down on us from on high just who the real trash is?”

With Ye Chenfeng’s capabilities, helping Monkey to take back his inheritance and control of the family business wouldn’t be too difficult, but that wasn’t what Ye Chenfeng wanted to do.

He wanted to see Monkey gain success on his own accord and make his uncles deeply regret their actions.

“Monkey, I won’t intervene in this matter.

I hope one day your uncles will stand in front of you and apologize in person, returning what rightfully belongs to you,” Ye Chenfeng said as he patted the stone column of the bridge.

He didn’t know when he would be able to find the culprit behind his parents’ car accident, but he was very clear that now was not the time.

His strength had just barely reached the Fourth Level of Soul Force, and if he confronted the murderer without being able to avenge the crime, only to lose his own life, that would be truly senseless.

Monkey looked at Ye Chenfeng, nodded silently, and said, “Big brother, I know you’re doing this for my own good.

I, Monkey, have lived all these years without any achievement.

I will make sure my uncles learn the meaning of regret.”

“That’s more like it!

Monkey, don’t forget, we’re the type of man who stands tall.

Shrinking back in fear isn’t something that should happen to us.” Monkey was Ye Chenfeng’s brother, and so Ye Chenfeng made every effort to guide him.

Would he have such patience for anyone else, standing on a bridge in the middle of the night, catching the cold wind?

“Right, big brother, we’re men who stand tall.” Monkey shouted loudly toward the turbulent river below the bridge, trying to vent all the pain from his heart.

“We’re men who stand tall, we’re men who stand tall…” Monkey kept shouting, over and over, until his voice turned hoarse and he no longer had the strength to continue.

Looking at Ye Chenfeng standing beside him, he quietly thought to himself: “My life from now on belongs to you, big brother.

You are the only leader I, Monkey, will ever acknowledge in my life.”

“Ha, men who pee standing up?

You’re all going to lose your lives soon, but before that, I’ll cripple the goodies down below and see how you can still stand to pee,”

Twenty-some black vans stopped in front of Ye Chenfeng and Monkey.

Jiang Yilong, whose face bore a ferocious scar, got out of a van, looked at Ye Chenfeng and Monkey with disdain, and said, “It seems you guys are the ones who were howling your heads off just now.”

Ye Chenfeng remained composed, shrugged his shoulders, and his face still bore a light and breezy expression as he asked, “Who are you guys?

From the Dragon Tooth Association?”

Ye Chenfeng remembered that the bald guy had said his brother was the leader of the Dragon Tooth Association.

The aggressive demeanor of these people, one could tell from their outfit and appearance that they belonged to underground forces, therefore it was almost certain they were part of the Dragon Tooth Association’s rabble.

“You kid are pretty smart, good eye.

I am the president of the Dragon Tooth Association, Jiang Yilong.

Did you guys injure my brother?” Jiang Yilong was full of dominance, with the confidence of fifty followers standing behind him, thinking even if the opposition was a decent fighter, could they really take on his entourage of fifty?

That was simply nonsense.

“Injured your brother?” Ye Chenfeng looked utterly clueless.

He pulled a coin from his pocket and flicked it with incredible speed towards Jiang Yilong’s groin; nobody on the scene had time to react.

A soft “pfft” noise sounded, followed by a blood-curdling scream from Jiang Yilong’s throat; blood was visibly oozing from his groin area.

Ye Chenfeng spoke indifferently, “Didn’t you just ask if I injured your brother?

Now I can clearly tell you, your little brother has been wasted by me.” Ye Chenfeng was completely feigning ignorance.

Monkey was internally shouting over and over again, “Boss, you’re so badass!

Boss, you’re so badass!”

Looking at Jiang Yilong clutching his groin, Monkey said, “Looks like you’re in no shape to pee standing up anymore, eh?

You really shouldn’t have crossed my boss!”

It took a good while for Jiang Yilong’s followers to snap out of their daze.

Qiu Dong, who was standing beside Jiang Yilong, supported him, now rendered a eunuch.

With a pounding heart, he knew that the young man before him was no ordinary character.

Merely throwing a coin by hand could injure someone?

Wasn’t that something only martial arts masters in movies could achieve?

Having his manhood wasted was both a physical and psychological demolition for Jiang Yilong; it meant that he would never be able to touch a woman again, never able to enjoy that divine sensation.

For any mentally stable man, this unbearable fact could not be accepted.

Raising his head, Jiang Yilong’s face was unspeakably ugly, his large scar wriggling like a crawling earthworm, a disgusting sight to behold.

Originally, he thought he could easily deal with Ye Chenfeng and his companion; that’s why he didn’t order his men to take down these two right from the start.

Who could have foreseen this turn of events?

Now, even skinning Ye Chenfeng and peeling off his tendons wouldn’t soothe the rage burning inside him!