The Spirited Daughter-in-law and the Mountain Man
Chapter 1155 - Chapter 1155 1155 Verify Death 3

Chapter 1155: 1155 Verify Death 3 Chapter 1155: 1155 Verify Death 3 “Can’t you eat the ‘duck’ you mentioned?” He was puzzled.

She was a bit troubled, “Saying you can’t eat it isn’t right either, you can.

It depends on how you use the term ‘eat’.”

“I don’t understandaEUR|” He truly looked baffled.

She explained simply, “You have prostitutes here, right?

In modern times, it’s just the antonym, except that ‘ducks’ are male.”

“aEUR|” Now he seemed to understand what his wife was saying, and discontentedly pinched her, fuming with rage, “Wife, you actually want me to sell my body?”

He pinched her without causing any pain, and she glanced at him, “Third brother, with your thick brows and tall nose, and a face so handsome, plus you have the power to infuriate the dead back to life, I believe if you were willing to ‘sell,’ many girls would be willing to pay a high price for you.”

Xiao Yuchuan was pleased with the first half of her compliment, but the last part made him so annoyed he couldn’t even smile, “Su Qingyue, do you really have the heart to ‘sell’ your husband?”

“Of course I don’taEUR|”

He was pleased to hear that, but then she added, “Because the money you’d earn from ‘selling’ yourself wouldn’t go to me.”

He nearly spat out a mouthful of old blood, “Wife, you still haven’t figured out the cause of Zhu Daqi’s death, and I’m about to die from anger because of you.”

“If you want to die, there’s a wall over there.” She pointed to the wall of the firewood room, “If you don’t cherish life, then don’t live and waste air.”

“As long as you’re alive, I can’t bear the thought of dying.” He insisted, his facial expression serious, “From now on, don’t talk about me selling my body, otherwiseaEUR|”

“Otherwise what?” Su Qingyue wouldn’t be threatened.

His eyes narrowed slightly, and his voice almost burst angrily through clenched teeth, “Then I’ll rape you in front of the dead body to revive them!”

“aEUR|” She was silent for a moment, “I’ve been defeated by Xiao Yuchuan, the shameless man.

Alright, alright, you’re not marketable right now, so I won’t sell you.

If one day we’re short on money, then I’ll let you go sellaEUR|”

Seeing that he was so angry that steam seemed to come out of his head, and with a look in his eyes that he could kill her, she quickly changed her tune, “I meant if one day we need money, I’ll let you go sell goods.

Are you that stingy?

Unwilling to even make money?”

“Wife, I’ve noticed you’ve been sharper since coming up from the cold pool.” He used to make her feel frustrated often, so how had the tables turned now?

She said earnestly, “That’s called the wheel of fortune turning.

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I’ve become smart, and you’ve become dumb.”

“Really?”

“Really, you’ve been dumbed down by a fall.”

“Dear, if one day I became dumb, would you still want me?” He asked with a smile, a mouth full of bright white teeth flashing.

“No, if you turn dumb, I’ll throw you away.”

“Don’t do that.” He was anxious.

“I meant I don’t want you anymore.”

“I mean, don’t not want meaEUR|” He corrected himself, with a serious look, “You’re not allowed to not want me, no matter the circumstances!”

“Alright, the corpse is really about to be angered back to life by us.” Su Qingyue put on a pair of gloves, her demeanor not very serious, “Third brother, I’m now going to teach you how to perform an autopsy.

First, check the deceased’s clothing, bloodstains, body length, and death appearanceaEUR| Look at how plump this dead body is, it must have eaten very well when alive.”

While speaking, she put on gloves and pried open the corpse’s mouth, “Always wear gloves when touching a dead body, otherwise, if your fingerprints are leftover, people will think you were the killer.”

“Oh.” He obediently learned, “No wonder wife preparedaEUR| gloves.

Wife, you meant gloves, right?”

“What else?” She gave him a look, “Did you think it was a cont-raceptive?” Those haven’t been invented in this era.

“What is a cont-raceptive?”

She responded impatiently and vaguely, “It’s a special kind of glove.”