The Spirited Daughter-in-law and the Mountain Man -
Chapter 1058 - Chapter 1058 1058 in the outhouse bridal chamber 1
Chapter 1058: 1058 in the outhouse bridal chamber 1 Chapter 1058: 1058 in the outhouse bridal chamber 1 She lay across his chest, looking up at the distinct contours of his profile.
“A hole?
What do you mean, like in a room?”
His eyes lit up.
“Wife, are you saying you want to consummate our marriage now?”
She donned an innocent face, teasing on purpose.
“Isn’t that what you meant?”
He immediately said, “Yes.”
She nodded.
“Then let’s get started.”
He was now maintaining the Golden Rooster Stance, one foot outside the outhouse, the other dangling over it, his arms still wrapped around her.
She was curious to see how he would go about it.
“Wife, you saved me.
I want to move this foot onto the edge of the hole, but I need your approval.
Look at how obedient your husband Yuchuan is.
Even in a shitty situation when you tell me not to move, I will not step off!”
“Granted.” She nodded in satisfaction.
He took a step forward, his leg feeling numb after holding her in that pose for too long.
He nearly collapsed into the pit, and she screamed.
He steadied himself just in time.
“All good, I’ve held on.”
“You’d better be fucking careful,” she chided vehemently.
With a handsome face and earnest expression, he responded, “Couldn’t be more careful.” He turned, keeping his hold on her and rotated a step towards the wall of the latrine.
With one foot perched on the edge and the other knee bending to support her bottom, one hand holding her and the other lifting her skirts, he said, “Wife, this position is quite convenient…”
Her eyes widened.
“You bastard, you really want to do it…
right here in the outhouse?”
“You gave your permission, no backing out now.
Only a puppy backs out.” He leaned in to kiss her.
“See how convenient it is?
If you want to pee, I can just hold you, and you won’t even have to touch the ground…”
“Get lost.” She tried to jump down to the ground.
His arms were like iron, not letting her budge as he swiftly ‘launched the attack.’
From the outhouse came her protests.
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“Xiao Yuchuan, this is an outhouse…”
“An outhouse smells sweet when my wife is here…”
“Shit!”
“Wife, I love you so much, I even think your shit smells sweet…”
“You’re a freak!”
Her protests morphed into moans…
Su Qingyue was still pissed off at Xiao Yuchuan the next morning.
A pair of perverts had gotten frisky in the outhouse…
To those who were unaware, it might have sounded like the agony of a painful shit, but they were actually doing something they loved.
The morning sunlight shone on the window sill, and in the wedding room, Su Qingyue sat up huffily from the bedding.
Xiao Yuchuan stretched out an arm to drag her back into bed, cooing gently, “Dear…
sleep a bit longer…”
“I’m not sleeping, old lady’s upset!” She tried to get up, but he pulled her back again.
“Are you still angry about how we went at it in the outhouse yesterday?”
She rolled over, smiling at him sweetly.
“What do you take me for, a petty woman like that?”
He wouldn’t dare say it out loud.
“My wife’s heart is the warmest in the world.”
She felt that her modern intelligence should be able to understand, but she just didn’t get it.
Seeing her puzzled face, Xiao Yuchuan asked mockingly, “Haha, dear, did I blind you with my titanium alloy dog eyes?”
…”Fuck that.
I refuse to acknowledge that this antique man from over a thousand years ago is also smart,” she thought to herself, not wanting to dwell on her so-called titanium alloy dog eyes.
“I understand.
Those are unique to you, wife.
Anyone elseaEUR” given my credentials and experience, I’ve roamed villages and alleys for many years and never heard of dog eyes that can be embedded with the green-emitting titanium alloy you mentioned.”
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