The Spirited Daughter-in-law and the Mountain Man
Chapter 1053 - Chapter 1053 Squeeze you to death

Chapter 1053: Squeeze you to death Chapter 1053: Squeeze you to death “Ten times?” His eyes lit up.

“Wife, are you serious?”

“Fake.”

His handsome face fell, and his enthusiastic heart plummeted from the clouds to the mud, “I knew the wife was deceiving me…”

“Add two zeroes.” Her tone was casual.

He blinked, “Wife, you’re saying you’ll be on top, and if we add two zeroes, that makes it a hundred times?”

“Exactly.” She said earnestly, “That’s screwing you a hundred times.”

He froze on the spot, his heart instantly igniting from the sloppy mud and soaring to heaven, greedily asking, “Isn’t it a thousand times?”

“Shit, you’ve got a bigger heart than I do!

A thousand times, wouldn’t I have to be on top for a lifetime?” Black lines rose on her forehead.

“Who needs a lifetime?” He rattled off effortlessly, “Three and a half times a day, it would be done in thirty months, just two and a half years.”

She tugged at the corner of her mouth, “Third brother really is a master of arithmetic.”

“I sell goods, of course my math is quick.” He nodded, unmodestly.

Doubt sparkled in her eyes, “A master of arithmetic, what does half a time mean?”

His large hand slid into her clothes, “Wife is really silly, when you get too tired halfway, we’ll switch and I’ll take over…”

“Get lost!” Her pretty face turned rosy, “Not even half a time.”

“Alright then.” His hand moved gently over her hair, “I also can’t bear to see you work hard on top.” Being underneath was exhausting enough, leaving her throat hoarse and sapping her energy, let alone being on top.

The wife ate little, a bowl of rice per meal was enough for her, unlike him, consuming five big bowls in one sitting, strong as an ox.

With such a tiny frame, she would be crushed to death if he didn’t cherish her.

Su Qingyue saw the heat in his gaze mingled with pity and was momentarily puzzled by his thoughts, “What are you thinking about?”

“I’m thinking, I want to crush you, but I can’t bear to do it.”

Her eyebrows knitted into a beautiful mess, “…”

“Wife, we agreed you would do half a time on top.” He deliberately breathed into her ear, wanting to stir her desire, as she was already wary of him, “Third brother, I was just joking with you.”

“You take pleasure in deceiving your husband.”

She touched his head, “As long as you understand.”

“Wife, just once on top.” He pleaded pitifully, “I’ll let you bully me properly.”

“Say it again, say it again.” She waved her hands impatiently.

Xiao Yishan, standing outside, listened to the couple’s playful teasing and felt Qingyue was truly amusing, she should have been his wife!

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Jealousy and sourness swelled in his heart.

With a stiff expression, he walked into the kitchen, “Yue’er, third brother.”

Xiao Yuchuan’s face was frosty, “Second brother, don’t harass my wife again in the future, otherwise, don’t blame your third brother for not being polite!”

Xiao Yishan’s expression darkened, “I’m not the one to blame.

On the day of your big wedding, you actually drugged me!

Without that, you would never have married Yue’er!” He wasn’t foolish.

Suddenly passing out, feeling all his strength leave him, and considering the third brother had been studying odd poisons with Yue’er lately, who else could it be if not him?

“You’ve been with Li Rong’er all along, not to mention Liu Haitang, you even got together with her on the mountain.” Xiao Yuchuan’s gaze narrowed slightly.

“Second brother, if you have any conscience, having had so many women, you should no longer insult Qingyue’s respect for you.”

Xiao Yishan’s eyes were a complex mix, he left the kitchen without a word and went to Xiao Qinghe’s room.

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