The Mightiest Little Master of Metaphysics -
Chapter 69: Qi Has Seen Many Villains
Chapter 69: Chapter 69: Qi Has Seen Many Villains
Although he felt his son was a bit strange, he still handed over the plate, "If you like it, just eat a few more pieces. There’s so much, it’s all yours."
"Okay." Xu Leisong devoured the cake in his hand in just a few bites.
No matter how tasty the cake was, he shouldn’t eat too much. After three pieces, he felt a bit nauseated and turned to get a drink.
He saw his elder brother Xu Leiyue holding a cake, having just taken a bite, and chatting absentmindedly with someone.
He walked over like he was possessed and bent down to take a bite of the cake from his brother’s hand.
Xu Leiyue: ...
"Do you... do you want some?" he asked his brother, feeling a bit stunned.
Xu Leisong was embarrassed, "I don’t know, I just really wanted to eat the piece in your hand."
Xu Leiyue stared at his brother as if he were a monster and handed the cake over in a daze.
"Big brother, second brother, what are you talking about?" Xu Xueyan walked over, holding a piece of untouched cake.
"Xueyan, can you give this piece of cake to second brother?" Xu Leisong asked.
Xu Xueyan was bewildered, "Su-sure."
Xu Leisong held a piece of cake in each hand, quickly ate them both, and then burped uncomfortably. The creamy taste rushed to his head, making him nauseous.
"You guys chat, I need to get some water."
He quickly turned around and headed to the drink area.
Just as he grabbed a bottle of water and gulped it down, he caught sight of Mr. Yun chatting and laughing from afar. His gaze shifted downwards, like it was glued, fixating on the cake in the Old Master’s hand.
He strode over briskly and snatched the Old Master’s cake, starting to wolf it down.
Mo Wanting hurried over in her stilettos, furious and ready to hit him, "Are you crazy, daring to snatch the Old Master’s stuff..."
Mr. Yun squinted his eyes and waved it off, "It’s fine, it’s fine. I’m old, not fond of these things."
After finishing the sixth piece of cake, Xu Leisong breathed a long sigh of relief. This time, his stomach and brain finally agreed: he couldn’t eat anymore and didn’t want to either.
He drank more than half the bottle of water and returned to his lazy, leisurely self, turning to see a Little Milk Dumpling staring at him with its head tilted.
Yun Qi’s big eyes were bright, with a hint of confusion, "Brother, how long have you been like this?"
Strange, when he saw him earlier, he seemed perfectly normal.
"None of your business, you little liar! I’m telling you, if it weren’t for my mom, I’d have thrown you out today. Once the banquet ends, get out immediately!"
He became more and more agitated, pointing furiously towards the door, his voice unconsciously getting louder.
With that effort, his stomach rumbled, followed by a loud fart.
Everyone was stunned, turning their heads in unison to look at him.
Xu Leisong stood there as if struck by lightning, dazed, and only after a while did he react, covering his butt, with an embarrassed face.
"S-sorry, I..."
After eating six pieces of cake and drinking a big bottle of cold water, his stomach was now churning.
He was so embarrassed his face turned red, and he quickly ducked through the crowd to the restroom...
Quickly resolving the issue in his stomach, feeling refreshed, he washed his hands and stormed out.
"You little liar! Come out here now! I demand to know if you were the one playing tricks just now?" Xu Leisong dashed out, disregarding others, and grabbed Yun Qi by the collar, lifting the Little Milk Dumpling like an innocent kitten.
"Hey, what are you doing? Xiao Qi has seen enough bad guys and won’t bother with you." The Little Milk Dumpling was full of defiance, kicking furiously.
Yun Qiuce looked over and immediately swung a fist his way, "You dare touch Xiao Qi, are you tired of living?"
But he missed, staggering and almost falling over.
Xu Leisong, holding Yun Qi with one hand, deftly dodged, laughing as he saw Yun Qiuce almost fall, "You, can’t even do farm work or tell crops apart, think you can take me on..."
Before he finished speaking, there was another loud fart.
Xu Leisong covered his butt with his other hand, looking green-faced.
The people around also had the same green-faced expression, like a dish gone bad.
"I—I won’t bother with you, play by yourself."
With that, he put Yun Qi down and ran off.
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