The Mightiest Little Master of Metaphysics
Chapter 67: Can You Interpret Characters?

Chapter 67: Chapter 67: Can You Interpret Characters?

Xu Leisong looked up and met Yun Qi’s eyes.

The Little Dumpling, looking quite adorable, was actually sitting in the main seat, next to Mo Wanting’s affectionate smile.

Xu Leisong immediately guessed that this must be the Little Master who had come to the house to catch ghosts, turning the household upside down, almost causing his parents to divorce.

He’s seen many street hustlers, but never one who came to work with a milk bottle.

Ignoring his older brother and sister, he strode toward Yun Qi, full of swagger.

The crowd was startled, thinking he might do something to Yun Qi.

So some stepped forward to stop him, others stood in front of Yun Qi, each with eyes as cold as ice.

Xu Leisong sneered, "What? I wouldn’t touch a child. Everyone move aside. Since you call her a master, she might as well do a reading for me."

Sitting down opposite Yun Qi, his long fingers tapped on the table, his gaze extremely unfriendly.

Yun Qi took a big gulp of milk, flattening the carton, and then in a clear, crisp childlike voice, asked, "What do you want to know?"

"They all say you’re impressive, so let’s keep it simple; can you interpret words?"

Yun Qi nodded heavily, "Go ahead."

Xu Leisong, being a straightforward person, immediately called for paper and pen, and just as he was about to write, he suddenly looked up and stared at Yun Qi.

He thought his imposing manner would intimidate the Little Dumpling into backing down, but unexpectedly, this little trickster had such composure, looking at him steadily, with no hint of the panic one would expect from a fraud about to be exposed.

Well, let’s play a little prank on her. After all, she’s just a kid. Scaring her too much wouldn’t be good. Just a little lesson.

So he swiftly wrote down three not-so-polite words: "fart", "pee", "poop".

Xu Leiyue and Xu Xueyan covered their faces in embarrassment, feeling an urge to disown this guy at that moment.

Even Yun Kuang felt a bit angry. Although he didn’t like this little sister, he couldn’t let the Yun Family be humiliated in front of so many people.

Rubbing his hands, eager to beat him up.

Yun Qi, however, tilted her head, her sweet childlike voice, "Are these really the three words?"

"Just these three words. What, you call yourself a master, can read the heavens and the earth, but can’t interpret poop, pee, and fart?"

"I can interpret them." The Little Dumpling responded with a sweet smile. Then she frowned, "A lone lamp flickers, unable to illuminate the remnant building, a solitary boat at the crest of the waves, all sighs cease. It’s not a good omen, all three words derive from ’corpse’, which shows you like to work alone, are arrogant in nature, appear to have some success on the surface, but actually need others to clean up your mess, and are not an easy person to handle..."

Xu Leisong tapped the table heavily, sneering, "Showing off again! Saying so much nonsense, can’t you predict my fortune today?"

"You like poop, pee, and fart so much, today you’ll definitely be entangled with them, making a big fool of yourself." Yun Qi wasn’t without temper; being provoked was one thing, but being interrupted ignited her little fireworks inside, puffing her cheeks like a pufferfish, grumbling cutely yet fiercely.

Xu Leisong stared at her, then suddenly burst out laughing, "Little kid, can’t keep it up anymore, huh? If I write poop, pee, and fart, then I’ll be entangled with them. If I write gold and silver, are you going to say I’ll make a fortune? You can take your scam to the ghosts!"

With long legs, he left everyone with a dashing figure.

He was the protagonist today, dressed flamboyantly and extravagantly, looking particularly spirited. Add in his youthful vigor and exuberance, and he seemed to have nothing to do with the words "poop, pee, fart".

Mo Wanting picked up the sheet of paper on the table, "Little Master, our second brother won’t really... do that, will he?"

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