The Invincible Supreme Medical God
Chapter 20 If You Dare, Hit Me

Chapter 20: Chapter 20 If You Dare, Hit Me

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You don’t want to lie to me?

Intentional harm, causing disability. Such a serious charge, and you’re confessing just because you don’t want to lie to me?

Han Ruobing was stunned.

Yan Xiaobao continued, "Heavenly Sister said, a wife is someone you can share everything with, even your life. So you have to treat your wife well and be honest. Sister Bingbing, look how good and honest I am—you should agree to marry me."

"Ridiculous!" Han Ruobing snapped out of her daze, her head aching.

This kid is on the verge of being jailed, yet he’s still rambling on about wives this and wives that, completely irresponsible. She really wanted to help Yan Xiaobao, but, as a person who valued justice and upheld the law, she simply couldn’t bend the rules for him.

"I’m not being ridiculous! Marrying me comes with plenty of benefits." Yan Xiaobao started counting on his fingers like listing treasures. "My medical skills are amazing. If you become my wife, you’ll never have to worry about getting sick your entire life. I’m also great at fighting—anyone who dares bully my wife, I’ll poke them to death with a single finger. And I even know the secret of breast enhancement. But Bingbing, you don’t really need that..."

"Enough!" Han Ruobing put one hand to her forehead and the other to her chest.

"Bingbing, what’s wrong? A headache or chest tightness?" Yan Xiaobao stepped forward with concern, "Let me give you a little massage—it’ll feel better in no time."

As he came closer, looking down, Yan Xiaobao was treated to quite the view.

Although Han Ruobing was dressed meticulously, with only the top button of her uniform left undone—no matter how you looked, there wasn’t any cleavage visible—the curves revealed by the uniform were enough for Yan Xiaobao to mentally picture an intoxicatingly alluring scene.

Han Ruobing raised her head and noticed Yan Xiaobao staring straight at her chest. Suddenly, her face burned with a mixture of shame and anger. She shouted furiously, "Yan Xiaobao, sit back down right now!"

"I was just worried you seemed unwell, Bingbing..." Yan Xiaobao said, aggrieved.

"If you’d behave, I’d feel much better!"

"Oh..." Yan Xiaobao reluctantly plopped back into his chair.

After some serious deliberation, Han Ruobing finally made up her mind and declared solemnly, "Yan Xiaobao, intentional harm is confirmed. I am hereby officially placing you under arrest."

"Huh?" Yan Xiaobao stared at her in shock, "Bingbing, are you really going to arrest me?" freēwēbηovel.c૦m

"The law is emotionless!" Han Ruobing stood up, grabbed a pair of handcuffs, and walked toward Yan Xiaobao with deep regret. She said earnestly, "Because you’ve demonstrated a good attitude in confessing, I’ll plead for leniency with the Sentence Officer on your behalf. If you need, I can also help you find the best lawyer."

"I’m not confessing!" Yan Xiaobao stubbornly lifted his head. "Those jerks bullied my Rourou and even tried to force her to marry that Birdman Sunx Peng. I spared them when I didn’t wipe them all out—that already showed mercy!"

"Clink!"

Han Ruobing cuffed Yan Xiaobao’s left hand. She was just about to cuff his right hand when, suddenly, her vision blurred.

"Clink!"

To her shock, Han Ruobing discovered that the other half of the handcuffs was now cuffed to her own right hand.

"Hehehe!" Yan Xiaobao held Han Ruobing’s hand and grinned mischievously. "Bingbing, are you afraid of being apart from me? Don’t worry, I’ll never leave your side."

No matter how hard she struggled, Han Ruobing couldn’t free herself from his grip. Furious and anxious, she yelled, "This is resisting arrest and assaulting an officer! It’ll earn you an even heavier sentence. Let me go right now!"

"Whether or not I’m guilty isn’t up to others to decide." Yan Xiaobao appeared completely unconcerned, still holding Han Ruobing’s delicate hands with affection.

Just then, the door to the interrogation room swung open, and an arrest officer walked in with two subordinates.

"Chief Han, weren’t you interrogating a suspect? What’s all this cozying up to a suspect about?" This arrest officer was relatively young with a snide, off-putting tone.

"Shi Jianzhong, stop with your nonsense! I was..." Han Ruobing’s expression darkened with a trace of anxious defensiveness as she explained, "I was urging him to confess and comply with justice."

"Tsk, tsk, tsk!" Shi Jianzhong shook his head theatrically, smirking sarcastically. "Chief Han’s interrogation methods are truly unique—eye-opening, even. No wonder your clearance rate is the highest in the entire district. Tsk, tsk, tsk... Who knew? Nowadays, solving cases really depends on looks."

Shi Jianzhong’s remark was cutting, insinuating that Han Ruobing used her charms to seduce suspects in order to crack cases.

Furious, Han Ruobing retorted, "Shi Jianzhong, is your mouth itching again?"

Once, Shi Jianzhong had been one of Han Ruobing’s zealous pursuers. However, during a team banquet, he used tipsiness as an excuse to behave inappropriately toward her and make indecent comments. Han Ruobing humiliated him with a few well-placed slaps in public, shattering his pride. Ever since, Shi Jianzhong harbored resentment and made a point to challenge her at every turn.

"Hmph!" Shi Jianzhong sneered, "Don’t get too arrogant, Han Ruobing. Caught red-handed acting indecently with a suspect, and you still have the guts to challenge me in the Government Office?"

"You bastard!" Han Ruobing was seething with anger and raised her hand to strike Shi Jianzhong, only to find herself still bound by the handcuffs to Yan Xiaobao, unable to lash out.

"Bingbing, don’t get worked up and hurt yourself. Let me deal with this guy for you." Yan Xiaobao pointed at Shi Siming casually and said, "Hey! You dared insult my wife. Normally, I’d beat you to death. But since Bingbing doesn’t appear to like me fighting, I’ll make it easy on you—slap yourself ten times, and I’ll let you off the hook."

"Your wife? Hahaha!" Shi Jianzhong clutched his belly and laughed hysterically, "Han Ruobing, Han Ruobing... Of all the rich heirs and powerful sons of officials pursuing you, you went for old cow eating young grass? Really?"

Then Shi Jianzhong pointed to his own face and said to Yan Xiaobao, "You want to hit me? Fine! I’ll stand right here. Try it if you dare!"

"Smack!"

A crisp slap landed squarely on Shi Jianzhong’s face, sending him reeling. His vision swam, and he nearly collapsed to the ground.

"You... You actually hit me!" Shi Jianzhong roared, stunned and furious, his disbelief etched across his face.

"Smack!"

Yan Xiaobao answered with another hard slap.

This one was even heavier. Shi Jianzhong, weighing over 140 pounds, stumbled against the wall from the force. A streak of bright red blood stained the white surface, shocking anyone who saw it.

"Stop!"

Han Ruobing quickly intervened, alarmed to notice the stainless steel chain of the handcuffs had somehow snapped in the commotion.

"He was the one who asked me to hit him!" Yan Xiaobao said matter-of-factly, confused by Han Ruobing’s reaction. "If I didn’t hit him, wouldn’t that make me seem cowardly? And I’m definitely not a coward—otherwise, how would I get Bingbing to become my wife?"