The Invincible Supreme Medical God
Chapter 18 What About the Principles of the Thug?

Chapter 18: Chapter 18 What About the Principles of the Thug?

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Zheng Xiaoyu might have a sharp tongue and love to roast people, but when it comes to debating serious topics, she’s simply no match for Binhai University’s top student, Chen Long.

Chen Long cited references and rattled off terms like "natural laws," "biological evolution," "civilization progress," "survival of the fittest"... strings of highbrow terminology that instantly left Zheng Xiaoyu speechless, unable to argue back.

"Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, what you’re saying makes total sense." Yan Xiaobao nodded enthusiastically, reevaluating his impression of the "useless" Chen Long. This tall and skinny guy who looked like a tapeworm didn’t have any other skills, but he sure could talk the talk...

Seeing Yan Xiaobao in a good mood, Chen Long seized the moment, dropped to his knees, and bowed his head, saying, "Brother Bao, no... Master, please accept your disciple’s obeisance..."

"Hold up!" Yan Xiaobao stopped Chen Long mid-motion with one hand, "With talent as terrible as yours, taking you as my disciple would be way too embarrassing. Showing you a few moves is okay, but becoming your master... no way."

"Serves you right!" Zheng Xiaoyu scoffed at Chen Long with glee, puckering her lips, "Tried to steal the chicken, lost the rice instead! Wound up sacrificing the lady along with the troops, and even your sister was a waste of investment!"

Rejected by Yan Xiaobao, Chen Long felt a bit downcast at first, but upon hearing Zheng Xiaoyu’s mocking words, he perked right back up. Clapping his forehead excitedly, he exclaimed, "You’re right! Even if I can’t become Brother Bao’s disciple, if my sister ends up marrying Brother Bao, wouldn’t that make me his brother-in-law? Brother Bao, oh no... my brother-in-law! Show me some killer moves already!"

Yan Xiaobao paused for a moment, realizing that Chen Long actually made sense. His sister was so beautiful, she absolutely should become his wife. In that case, this kid really would become his brother-in-law.

If he’s a brother-in-law, then that means family. With that thought, Yan Xiaobao genuinely started teaching Chen Long a few one-hit-kill moves. "Watch carefully. This move’s called ’Twin Dragons Playing with Pearls,’ it targets the opponent’s eyeballs. This one’s ’Hundred-percent Dragon Claw Hand,’ it goes straight for the vulnerable points on the opponent’s chest. And this one’s called ’Monkey Stealing Peach’..."

In Yan Xiaobao’s eyes, Chen Long’s aptitude was garbage, absolute trash. There was no point teaching him the real divine skills. He just passed on three low-tier moves designed to target the enemy’s weak spots.

"Master these three moves well, use them flexibly, and you’ll be able to handle most ordinary experts." Yan Xiaobao patted Chen Long’s shoulder encouragingly, "Train hard."

"Yes!" Chen Long bent over joyfully in gratitude, "Thank you, Master... oh no, thank you, brother-in-law."

"Brother-in-law?" Yan Xiaobao couldn’t help but feel that being called brother-in-law made his status seem a notch lower and didn’t sound great. "Brother-in-law doesn’t sound good. You better call me Brother Bao."

"Yes! Brother Bao." Chen Long responded instantly but suddenly launched a sneak attack with both fingers aiming for Yan Xiaobao’s eyes, "Twin Dragons Playing with Pearls!"

"Idiot!" Yan Xiaobao sent Chen Long flying into a chair with a single kick, "I told you these moves are enough for dealing with regular experts. Do you think I’m a regular expert?"

"Uh... no, I was just practicing randomly." Chen Long sheepishly rubbed the back of his head and grinned awkwardly.

"Two silly clowns, a pair of fools!" Zheng Xiaoyu rolled her eyes at the two of them, then went back to work.

"You really do love hitting people, don’t you?"

From the store entrance came a commanding female voice.

Zheng Xiaoyu and Chen Long turned their heads to look. A tall female patrol officer entered the shop with her hands clasped behind her back. She was dressed in a black uniform, tall, long-legged, valiant, and awe-inspiring! So cool! So striking!

Meanwhile, Yan Xiaobao was already cheering as he ran to welcome her, "Ahaha! Bingbing Goddess Constable my wife, you came to see me!"

The newcomer was none other than Han Ruobing, the Cold Ice Goddess Constable whom Yan Xiaobao had met at the airport.

Chen Long and Zheng Xiaoyu simultaneously thought, "Oh crap!"

When did this stunning female patrol officer become Yan Xiaobao’s wife? Wait... or was she just his self-proclaimed wife?

Zheng Xiaoyu unknowingly found herself scrutinizing Han Ruobing with a touch of hostility. Her chest tightened with unease.

This isn’t good... This female patrol officer, in terms of looks, isn’t inferior to Sister Xia Rou at all. Not to mention, she’s tall and bombshell-curvy...

Wait a second? Why am I worried about Sister Xia Rou? Could it be I’ve really started treating Sister Xia Rou as Yan Xiaobao’s wife?

While Zheng Xiaoyu was still feeling confused, Han Ruobing’s expression hardened as she barked sharply, "Shut up! I’m not your wife."

Yan Xiaobao didn’t seem bothered in the slightest and kept grinning, "I know you’re not my wife yet, but you’ll be my wife very soon. Oh, Bingbing Goddess Constable wife, how did you know I’d be here?"

Han Ruobing was already used to Yan Xiaobao’s senseless rambling and didn’t engage in his nonsense. Instead, she flashed her badge and said matter-of-factly, "Yan Xiaobao, you’re suspected of intentional assault. Please come with me for questioning."

"Sure!" Yan Xiaobao nodded delightedly, ecstatic. In his mind, the Goddess Constable wife was asking him to go with her, which was an incredible opportunity! As for the part about questioning, he had already mentally filtered that out.

"Wait!" Chen Long hurried forward to ask, "Officer, where are you taking Brother Bao?"

"To Baofeng District’s Patrol Office. Remember to bring him lunch at noon." Han Ruobing replied before leading Yan Xiaobao out the door.

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"Oh no, Brother Bao was taken by the patrol officer! Hurry and call Sister Xia Rou."

Xia Rou had just finished a follow-up check on a patient when she received Chen Long’s call. She rushed back immediately, "What’s going on?"

Chen Long answered quickly, "A patrol officer came over, said Brother Bao is suspected of intentional assault, and took him to the Patrol Office."

"Suspected of intentional assault?" Xia Rou paused, trying to guess, "Was it Zhao Erhu and his gang who reported this?"

"It has to be them. Who else could it be?" Zheng Xiaoyu couldn’t help but complain, "What kind of world is this? Thugs calling the cops to arrest someone? Do they have no criminal bottom line anymore?"

"Don’t worry, Sister Xia Rou." Chen Long tried to console her, "Brother Bao seems to be quite close with that female patrol officer; I don’t think he’ll be in trouble."

Xia Rou frowned, "Female patrol officer? Close?"

"Yeah." Chen Long answered without much thought, "That female patrol officer is just as pretty as you, Sister Xia Rou. Brother Bao even called her wife... Ouch!"

Zheng Xiaoyu pinched Chen Long hard, "Couldn’t you shut up for two seconds without choking on it?"

Realizing he misspoke, Chen Long rubbed his arm where Zheng Xiaoyu had pinched him, now flushed purple, and remained silent.

"Looks like this isn’t something for us to worry unnecessarily about." Xia Rou set down her medical kit with a cold tone, "Xiaoyu, go buy groceries. Chen Long, cook lunch for three people, that’s enough."

"Sister Xia Rou..." Chen Long wanted to say something but didn’t know how.

"What? You think he’ll starve to death at the Patrol Office?"

"No..."

"Then start cooking!"

"Okay..." Chen Long muttered dejectedly as he and Zheng Xiaoyu went off to prepare lunch.

Xia Rou sat alone behind the desk, feeling a tightness in her chest.

Female patrol officer? Pretty?

What, no one else alive in that Patrol Office?

Coming to arrest someone suspected of intentional assault, why would they send a female patrol officer?

Wait, why am I feeling upset over this?

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