The Interstellar Queen of Scavengers
Chapter 148 talking nonsense

Chapter 148: 148 talking nonsense

The students all shut up, and Mu Jianling could finally enjoy some peace and quiet as she continued to watch the TV drama.

The plot had progressed to the showdown between the original wife and the mistress. The beautiful mistress, flaunting the husband’s doting affection, clamored for the original wife, this plain Jane, to hurry up and die. But suddenly, the original wife tore off her mask and turned out to be even more gorgeous than the mistress, leaving the mistress speechless in an instant and the husband’s heart returning to her in a moment...

Such a melodramatic plot is simply fantastic!

Mu Jianling watched it with such relish that she even lost her senses and rewarded the TV drama with tens of thousands of credit points.

Ji You: "..."

Hiding behind Teacher Mu Jianling, Ji You, along with Teacher Mu, witnessed this scene that was even more melodramatic than melodrama itself, and she almost felt like vomiting blood. She really didn’t understand what was so exciting about this kind of plot.

What’s there to see?

Mu Jianling rewarded once, and that wasn’t enough. With her fingers tapping away, she clicked and sent out tens of thousands more credit points while laughing and clapping her hands, exclaiming, "Good! The original wife did well! She should let this evil beauty of a mistress taste what it’s like to have a man stolen by an even more beautiful woman!"

Ji You: "..."

Mu Jianling was about to reward again when Ji You couldn’t help but stop her hand, speaking faintly, "Teacher Mu, you’re really rich~~~~" That swish, swish, swish, and tens of thousands were gone, just like that... it wasn’t Ji You’s money, and yet her heart ached so much she could hardly breathe.

Mu Jianling paused, turned her head: "Hmm? Why aren’t you training, and what are you doing hiding behind me?"

Ji You gave Mu Jianling a big grin and said flatteringly, "The students are looking so fierce and scary~ I’m just temporarily taking shelter behind the teacher to avoid the limelight."

Mu Jianling’s face darkened, ready to scold—

Ji You quickly spoke: "Teacher, look at the original wife, she’s so beautiful, and the mistress is so pretty, but that husband is so ugly, with a big beard and a pudgy face. What makes him worthy of being fought over by two beauties?"

Mu Jianling held back the scolding that was on the tip of her tongue and gave it some serious thought: Huh? That’s true, isn’t it?

Why?

How can such an ugly man be loved by two beauties?

Ji You seized the opportunity to press on, "You see, the mistress knows all about the original wife’s likes and dislikes, knowing she doesn’t like onions, nor does she like nutrient solutions... she knows the original wife gets up at six in the morning, goes to work in the lab at seven, walks the dog at five in the evening, and goes to bed at ten on the dot—But what about the original wife? She knows the mistress is afraid of the dark, can’t sleep alone, and also knows that the mistress doesn’t like nutrient solutions and is allergic to onions..."

"The two of them know each other so well, they’re a perfect match made in heaven."

"If I were the screenwriter, I’d kill off that ugly man! Have the original wife and mistress go from being at odds to sympathizing with each other, and in the end, walk into the sunset hand in hand, living happily ever after, how nice."

Listening to these words, Mu Jianling’s eyes shone brighter and brighter.

Seeing that Teacher Mu Jianling was truly becoming more and more interested, Ji You’s eyes and smile involuntarily took on a flattering tone. She went all out with her wild fabrications, saying, "About the scene just now that made you applaud, when the original wife took off the mask, and the ugly husband instantly had a change of heart, I don’t think she should just walk away happily holding hands with the ugly husband, that’s too humiliating! She should push away the man who had a change of heart, and as he stands there in shock and heartache, the original wife goes up to the mistress, lifts her face, and asks the mistress [Little fairy, are you satisfied with everything you’ve seen? Everything I’ve done was for you!], and then the mistress goes from feeling lost and shocked to surprise! So it turns out—turns out—turns out she wasn’t unaware of everything the mistress had been silently paying attention to... The two beautiful women finally express their feelings for each other..."

Mu Jianling suddenly slammed the table: "Good!"

"That’s how it should be!"

"Good!"

"Ugly men aside, the two beauties make a pair!"

Ji You jumped from the shock, but seeing that Teacher Mu wasn’t angry but rather pleased with her rambling, Ji You couldn’t help but smirk with satisfaction. She thought—she had just saved Teacher Mu tens of thousands of credit points in rewards. Would Teacher Mu be generous enough to reward her with a Candy Bean?

As Ji You spoke, spit flying, she was about to make her request when she suddenly saw Mu Jianling’s face darken. She glanced at Ji You and asked gloomily, "Got a lot of free time, haven’t you? Is it fun to have wasted 15 minutes like this? You might have plenty of time, but do I?"

Ji You: "..."

You’re clearly free enough to be watching melodramas.

Mu Jianling scolded, "You’re so talented, why don’t you go make TV dramas? Why don’t you go be a scriptwriter? Come on... here’s the pen! You write a new one right now!"

Ji You: "..."

Ji You was at a loss for words. It was as though the person who just listened with keen interest and sparkled her eyes frequently wasn’t her.

Upon seeing Ji You’s face, Mu Jianling knew exactly what she was thinking. Suddenly, he slammed the table and cursed, "Get lost and train! If you keep hiding here, you’ll be punished to clean the training ground for two months!"

Ji You: "..."

Yingyingying~

Used and then discarded, the teachers are all too unreasonable and heartless.

But—

It was enough.

Ji You was nestled beside Teacher Mu, with Teacher Mu’s intimidation, the classmates dared not come to provoke her, and she had already rested enough. At this moment, both her spiritual power and physical strength had recovered.

Right then, she once again piloted the Small Mecha, and re-entered the battle ring.

In an instant—

Countless muzzles aimed at Ji You.

Boom—

Without giving Ji You time to react, all the muzzles fired simultaneously.

Just as everyone was confident of their success, Ji You suddenly moved behind Yue Qiguang’s Po Jun with incredible speed. In an instant, all the cannon fire hit Po Jun.

Boom—

Boom—

Boom—

Yue Qiguang: "..."

Before falling, Yue Qiguang suddenly felt like he should swear, but he didn’t have the chance anymore, as the powerful barrage cut off his spiritual connection with the Mecha.

Ji You’s misdirection was not a spur-of-the-moment decision. As soon as she left from behind Teacher Mu, she had immediately targeted Yue Qiguang. While everyone thought she was trapped, she darted behind him.

Her Small Mecha was small in size, and she operated it with agility. It was very difficult for a group of rookies who were just getting accustomed to the Mecha to aim at a Little Flying Insect. If she hid in the hair on an elephant’s back, then who could find her?

Ji You, who was secretly delighted, suddenly felt a tingling sensation on her scalp. The moment she sensed danger, she immediately rolled on the spot; however, the enemy seemed to have anticipated her landing point. The muzzle fire struck right where she was dodging.

Boom—

The Small Mecha took a direct hit.

Ji You, with a speed she couldn’t understand herself, shifted slightly the moment she was hit, narrowly avoiding the lethal strike. The enemy’s Particle Cannon hit 5 centimeters away from the energy system—

There was still—

Enough strength left.

Ji You pulled out a sword in a backhand motion, and the Big Chopper swung violently at the person. While the opponent dodged, Ji You fired a shot instantly!

Boom—

Direct hit!

The Mecha immediately flipped over, and Ji You raised her eyes, wanting to see who it was—