The Golden Elixir is A Star, and You Call This Cultivation?
Chapter 1147 - 496 Qi Yuan’s Love Experience, The Socially Dead Mother-in-law

Chapter 1147: Chapter 496 Qi Yuan’s Love Experience, The Socially Dead Mother-in-law

"Brother-in-law, teach me!"

Shen Lingfeng’s eyes sparkled, "I’ve been pursuing Miss Li, but she’s been indifferent to me!"

Qi Yuan coughed and put on a profound expression, "Before we make a plan, we need to be clear about the other party’s strengths and weaknesses. Evaluate Miss Li, and yourself."

"Miss Li is as beautiful as a flower, with peach blossom eyes that are particularly captivating; a thin veil draped over her shoulders, subtly revealing enough to draw attention."

"I... as a man, Miss Li finds me too slender."

"Understood." Qi Yuan grasped the state of the offense and defense.

He pondered for a moment, remembering his past with Jin Li.

"To break through this situation, you need to have an online romance!"

"Online romance?" Shen Lingfeng blinked, feeling the term was mysterious and profound.

Deserving to be the brother-in-law, he even understood such impressive phrases.

"During an online romance, she can’t see you; your image is all up to her imagination.

In such a situation, all you have to do is create an image of someone with high EQ, kindness, and humor. Without seeing you, the image of you in her mind will naturally become tall and heroic, not silent.

But looking at you, all dumb and stupefied, you probably don’t even own a Nokia, so... write letters," Qi Yuan seriously shared his experience.

Indeed, compared to offline dating, online dating has a lower threshold.

After all, offline dating leads to an instant ’dying when exposed to light’, failing in the looks department, and the story ends before it even begins.

Online, it’s different; it’s easy to get to somebody’s head. The other person’s appearance and charm are all up to one’s own imagination.

And can one’s imagination be poor?

That’s also why even if First Love herself shows up, she can’t beat the First Love in one’s mind.

Shen Lingfeng’s eyes widened, "Makes sense. Throughout history, many talented men and beautiful women have connected through letter writing."

Then he frowned, deep in thought, "But... how do I create an image Miss Yang will like?"

"Simple. Use some high EQ quotations and humorous romantic lines, and you’ll surely touch her heart," Qi Yuan seriously said.

Even a billionaire’s son from his previous life liked to speak sweet nothings, didn’t he?

"Here, let me think of some humorous romantic lines for you."

"Babe, I went for an infusion today. What fluid, you ask? Missing you fluid!"

"What does that mean?" Shen Lingfeng was perplexed.

"Right, you folks don’t do infusions here."

"Another one!"

"Do you know why I eat fish heads? Because I want to save the rest of my life for you!"

"Your dimples have no wine, but I’m drunk like a dog!"

"Today I bought a bag of salt. Guess what salt? A salt that says loving you needs no excess words!"

"Do you have body odor? Otherwise, why are you as enchanting as a fox spirit!"

Qi Yuan recited the witty romantic lines he had thought up.

As for the vulgar ones, like "I farted loudly today, but it didn’t sound like you," he directly discarded them.

Qi Yuan believed that such lines were suitable only for couples who had been together for a long time.

"Brilliant!"

"Who knew you could speak like that!"

"Brother-in-law, you’re incredible, why didn’t I think of speaking this way?"

"Dimples and wine, who would have thought to connect them!"

Shen Lingfeng was thrilled, as if he had heard wise and profound words.

Chen Kangbao also gave a thumbs up, "Young master is amazing!"

Hearing this, Qi Yuan felt elated.

TV protagonists, after traveling through time and reciting poetry, would draw everyone’s attention and amazement.

He now had the same glory.

"But well, online romance, online romance, writing letters is only the first step, the second step is... a network!

That’s the real essence of online romance!"

"Brother-in-law, please tell me!" Shen Lingfeng listened intently, as if he was hearing the sound of the Great Dao.

"Writing a letter to one woman is just unrequited love; writing to two women is called double love; writing to all the beautiful young women in town, that’s real online romance!"

"Do you just want to be infatuated with Miss Li, or do you want to romance all the beauties in town?" Qi Yuan said alluringly.

Shen Lingfeng looked conflicted, seemingly struggling quite a bit internally.

"No worries, take your time, think about it."

"Brother-in-law... can I write a little less, writing to the whole town will break my hand!"

Just thinking of writing ten thousand letters a day made Shen Lingfeng’s hand ache.

"No problem, you write as much as you want. Did you remember the quotations I said, make sure to add them to the letters."

"Alright! I’ll start writing letters now!" Shen Lingfeng was all action, quickly departing to write his letters.

"Ah, doing good deeds every day without asking for anything in return, I am so kind-hearted.

When his sister comes back and sees her brother’s transformation, she will be very moved," Qi Yuan lamented.

Another day of good deeds.

"Young master, I’m a little puzzled." Chen Kangbao popped his head out, as the Strategist for Heavenly God, he always had to provide strategies and advice, "The young master’s romantic lines are indeed exquisite and moving, but since everyone is different, what if... someone doesn’t like one of the lines?"

"Online romance, of course, there will be fish that escape the net. If she doesn’t like it, she leaves the net," Qi Yuan said carelessly, "Writing to so many people, surely there are those who fall for it, right?"

Casting a wide net is the ultimate truth.

What if there’s someone with a high taste like his, who really likes that kind of romantic talk?

"Here’s a simple one, why do scammers have so many scripts that are obviously flawed, and yet so many people fall for them?"

"Because they never intended to deceive those who could see the flaws!"

"Finding the right target customers is what’s most important!"

Chen Kangbao was stupefied, feeling that Qi Yuan was profound and unfathomable.

...

Lights blazed brightly.

Shen Wanshan sat solemnly in the seat of honor.

His exquisite silk robe was intricately patterned, with a Soft Sword hanging from his waist, his Magic Artifact, Earth Weapon.

Shen Wanshan was the head of the Shen Family, and one of the few Earth-level Army Commanders.

An Earth-level Army Commander was a regional overlord, powerful and unyielding, able to face three thousand elite soldiers without retreat.

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