The First Demon of the Chan Sect

Li Qingming: “Uncle Master, lend me your Purple Gold Eight Trigram Furnace to study alchemy!”
Taishang Laojun: “…”
Li Qingming: “Master, lend me your Pangu Banner!”
Yuanshi Tianzun: “…”
Li Qingming: “Uncle Master, lend me your Zhou Xian Sword Array for research!”
Tongtian Jiaozhu: “…”
Sanqing: “Qingmingzi, return my Eight Trigram Furnace (Pangu Banner, Zhou Xian Four Swords and Formation Diagram)…”
Li Qingming: “Waga ga, let me study for a million years, then I’ll return them to you!”