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Chapter 1199 - Chapter 1199 Chapter 1199 Ill Make a Fierce Move
Chapter 1199: Chapter 1199: I’ll Make a Fierce Move! Chapter 1199: Chapter 1199: I’ll Make a Fierce Move! Even Huang Xiaolong’s roar was of no use.
Now, after being swallowed by that damn Seventh Princess, Huang Xiaolong truly understood what it meant to “cry to heavens without response, plead to the earth in vain”… It really fulfilled that cliche line from movies… “Go ahead and scream, even if you shout until your throat breaks, it’s useless.”
After shouting for a while, Huang Xiaolong gradually calmed down.
After all, being the Yin Emperor, it was impossible for him to sit and await death or to close his eyes and wait to die.
His body was wrapped in mana and divine light, forming a protective membrane resembling an eggshell.
He sat up.
All around him was the terrifying stomach acid of the giant dragon, fizzling away eating at Huang Xiaolong’s defenses.
He felt as though he had been isolated in a very special world.
He took out a flying sword and looked at it; the spiritual essence of the flying sword was barely a tenth of what it had been.
However, the dragon power Huang Xiaolong inherited was, within this dragon belly, not discounted in the slightest.
Huang Xiaolong gathered all his dragon power and began to strike furiously.
Bang~~ Bang~~ Bang~~!
Punch after punch, whistling out, turned into ferocious dragon shapes, landing on the stomach walls all around.
There was clanging upon impact, but it just caused the Seventh Princess’s stomach to spasm occasionally and did not break through the stomach lining.
Too bad, Huang Xiaolong only had a little over a thousand dragon power. If he had ten times or a hundred times more dragon power, he might have hurt the Seventh Princess’s stomach with one punch by now.
Instead, this only angered the Seventh Princess, and suddenly the stomach acid secreted inside her became more turbulent and dense, creating waves and sweeping toward Huang Xiaolong wave after wave.
At the same time, the muscles of the Seventh Princess’s stomach also began to twist and squeeze, pressing hard toward Huang Xiaolong, intent on crushing him to powder.
Crack~~ Crack~~ Crack~~~
The pressing stomach muscles and Huang Xiaolong’s protective mana and divine light created intense friction, sparking out in all directions like clashing metals.
“Damn it!” cursed Huang Xiaolong again, and then, with a thought, he released his five divine avatars.
Five divine avatars that looked exactly like Huang Xiaolong in appearance and stature controlled the elements of wind, rain, thunder, lightning, and clouds.
Thunder, come!
Lightning, come!
Rain, come!
…
Whoosh whoosh, crackle and bang, boom boom boom~~~~!
Well, the five divine avatars, inside the body of the Seventh Princess, caused a ruckus, displaying a variety of tricks, resembling a grand Taoist ritual of water and land, a lively scene indeed.
This round actually tormented the Seventh Princess quite a bit.
Although divine power and divinity were greatly suppressed, the various techniques of the divine avatars, however weakened, were still the methods of deities, which caused the Seventh Princess, at the bottom of the sea, to twist her massive dragon body with a slight uneasiness.
But it wasn’t long before Huang Xiaolong quieted down.
All five divine avatars were utterly exhausted.
“Sigh~~~” Huang Xiaolong himself was somewhat mentally drained as well.
Guessing that it must be night by now, Huang Xiaolong, who was dazed, went to sleep.
“Forget it, this dragon won’t be able to refine me in a moment or half. First, I’ll rest to rejuvenate and gather strength before I confront her again. I refuse to believe I can’t break free! Want to eat me? I’ll turn things around and eat you instead!”
The Seventh Princess also lay in her true dragon form at the bottom of the sea. Although she had swallowed Huang Xiaolong, she found it very difficult to digest this fellow.
A lively creature causing havoc in her stomach was somewhat irritating to the Seventh Princess. Moreover, she was somewhat wary.
Right, whoever swallows a living thing into their stomach won’t feel comfortable either!
Therefore, she did nothing else and focused on digesting Huang Xiaolong.
The next day, Huang Xiaolong sensed that it must be daytime. He awoke in a daze, sat cross-legged, and pondered how to escape.
His canvas bag was still there; Huang Xiaolong took it out and started rifling through it.
In Huang Xiaolong’s canvas bag, there weren’t many things, but there were plenty of talismans.
Fire charms, lightning charms, thunder charms, Heart-Piercing Arrows charm, Thunderbolt Lightning charm…
The variety was mixed.
Huang Xiaolong casually threw out a fire charm, and a flash of firelight struck the dragon’s stomach wall, but not even a spark burst forth before being extinguished.
Huang Xiaolong discovered that the dragon’s stomach had some defensive capabilities against fire energy.
“Hm~~ This dragon’s constitution is extremely terrifying. It not only forms a world of its own, separating from the world, but is also as solid as a fortress. In addition, it can effectively defend against various types of elemental attacks~~~”
Huang Xiaolong shook his head helplessly.
Then, he tried lightning charms, hurricane charms, falling rocks charms… even sword charms.
In the end, he came to a conclusion–the inside of this dragon’s body had a rather perfect defense system against the energy attacks of the five elements: metal, wood, water, fire, and earth.
Which meant, when a charm was thrown out, the actual power unleashed was far below the power contained within the charm itself.
This was no fun at all.
However, Huang Xiaolong had the advantage in the sheer number of talismans. In the canvas bag he carried with him, there were easily hundreds of thousands of talismans.
He decided to triumph with quantity and, as if costless, began tossing out talismans hand over fist, bombarding the dragon’s stomach with a relentless barrage.
In this manner, Huang Xiaolong spent most of his day throwing talismans.
He and the Seventh Princess were at it hammer and tongs. Although he still couldn’t burst open the sac of her stomach, let alone cause substantial harm,
he nevertheless managed to irritate and unsettle the Seventh Princess, her stomach repeatedly heaving with nausea, churning tumultuously in discomfort.
Ouu~~ Ouu~~ Ouu~~
The giant dragon’s retching was rather comical.
Seven days!
This “war of attrition” and “battle of depletion” lasted a full seven days!
In the end, the result was–the Seventh Princess was exhausted and had a splitting headache.
All attacking talismans in Huang Xiaolong’s canvas bag were depleted, not a single one left.
Good heavens, hundreds of thousands of talismans! They had taken Huang Xiaolong substantial time and effort to draw, each talisman being exceedingly valuable, yet now they were all spent. If these talismans were converted into RMB, in these seven days, Huang Xiaolong would have squandered the combined GDP of over a dozen Huaxia provinces…
Finally, Huang Xiaolong glanced at the remaining talismans, which were only the odd and bizarre ones left.
Like the ghost-summoning talisman, peace charm, fortune talisman, house-guarding talisman, amulet, wealth talisman. There were the phoenix talisman, marriage fate talisman, and popularity talisman for harmonious relationships. Then, there were talismans such as the evil-warding talisman, curse-lifting talisman, and shock-calming talisman for repelling evil spirits…
“Eh~~~ this…” Huang Xiaolong picked up a “Husband and Wife Harmony Talisman” casually, his eyes shimmering with a strange light.
It’s known in the arts of Taoism that there are talismans and spells to make couples fall in love or live harmoniously. Normally, these things are used by couples to sweeten their relationship, promising a harmonious life together, never to betray each other.
However, historically, there were unscrupulous Taoists who used these talismans to seduce respectable women and satisfy their dark desires.
In truth, such talismans functioned like love potions.
“Dammit, I’ll make you feel lovey-dovey! You beast!” Huang Xiaolong chuckled mischievously and threw the “Husband and Wife Harmony Talisman” directly out.
Employing such non-attack talismans was purely an act of boredom for Huang Xiaolong, without any intention of harming the dragon.
But then–
Boom~~!!!!
The Husband and Wife Harmony Talisman exploded, turning into streams of enchanting colored light that diffused into the gastric juices.
And the Seventh Princess’s gastric juices had no special defense against such talismans!
How odd!
The defense mechanisms of the Seventh Princess’s stomach warded off various energy attacks, but were completely vulnerable to these love-augmenting talismans similar to love potions.
In an instant, the Husband and Wife Harmony Talisman was entirely digested by the gastric juices.
Huang Xiaolong clearly felt the temperature of the gastric juices rise slightly.
“Can it work like this?”
Huang Xiaolong was astonished.
Immediately, throwing caution to the wind, he threw handfuls of Husband and Wife Harmony Talismans, Mutual Love Talismans, Predestined Love Talismans, Infatuation Talismans, Till Death Do Us Part Talismans, Love at First Sight Talismans… all at once!
Talismans were digested by the gastric juices, leaving not a trace behind.
The temperature of the gastric juices climbed progressively until the entire stomach bag became unbearably hot and parched.
Eventually, the heat spread, causing the Seventh Princess’s internal organs and every part of her body, even her dragon blood, to become hot.
Huang Xiaolong clearly noticed that the Seventh Princess’s dragon body was restlessly rubbing and writhing everywhere. Clearly, after digesting those talismans, the effects of the talismans were slowly taking hold.
“Hahaha~~ Good! Very good! It seems like I’ve found this beast’s weakness! You still dare to eat me up?” Huang Xiaolong burst into loud laughter. “Alright, I’ll hit you with a heavy dose, a fierce drug!”
In Huang Xiaolong’s storage container, there were a plethora of items, not just talismans but also many elixirs.
As a youth, while in the underworld, Huang Xiaolong learned from various spirits, and amongst them, he also delved into ancient alchemy.
His alchemy skills were unmatched in the present day!
He could concoct all sorts of elixirs, including a large number of love potions researched by ancient alchemists!
Of course, Huang Xiaolong was not some perverted villain. He did not concoct these dubious elixirs for himself but purely for fun.
“Elixirs are not attacks, they’re more like food. This beast’s gastric juices would naturally absorb all sorts of elixirs~~ Good! Keep hitting with fierce moves!”
Huang Xiaolong rummaged through his canvas bag and pulled out various love potions he had concocted in the past but never used.
Charm-poison, infatuation powder, ‘Spring Wind at Eighteen Degrees’, Favored One’s Pill, Yearning Pill, Nightly Charm of the Imperial Concubine…
All kinds of elixirs were thrown into the gastric juices.
Indeed, the elixirs were quickly absorbed once they soaked in the gastric juices.
In the blink of an eye, Huang Xiaolong threw out thousands of elixirs.
He gave the Seventh Princess a full feast!
Within moments, the Seventh Princess lying at the bottom of the sea started to move her dragon body aggressively, her whole body overheating, causing large expanses of the surrounding sea water to evaporate; from her throat came a strange howling.
This sound lacked any dragon’s might, so quiet, so gentle…
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