The Beautiful Teaching Assistant Gave Me Three Children, Shocking the Entire School
Chapter 80 - 80 80 Otherwise I'll Make You Sterile!

80: Chapter 80: Otherwise, I’ll Make You Sterile!

80: Chapter 80: Otherwise, I’ll Make You Sterile!

Noon.

After lunch.

Ordinarily, Xiao Jun would head out, meet up with a few old friends for tea and poker.

It’s what people from Chuanyu do, after all.

Especially middle-aged folks like him—this is how they often spend their holidays.

Sometimes Xiao Fei wonders if, when their generation gets old, their leisure time will involve gathering some buddies at an internet café to game together.

But this time, Xiao Jun didn’t go for cards.

He actually chose to stay home and watch the kids.

One moment hugging Da Bao, another moment cuddling Er Bao and San Bao.

As time went by, even the shyest Er Bao couldn’t help but wave his arms eagerly for Xiao Jun to pick him up.

Since it was too cold outside, Xiao Jun decided against taking the children out.

Meanwhile, Wang Fang directly invited Mrs.

Tang for a shopping trip.

Xiao Fei and Tang Yuxin also headed out.

Being young, they’re not great at staying cooped up at home during holidays.

In truth, Xiao Fei didn’t mind staying in, but Tang Yuxin couldn’t resist.

In the past, when she had to care for the kids, it was impossible.

Later, she wasn’t as responsible for them, but Xiao Fei had to step in.

Now that Xiao Jun was handling the babies, the couple was finally liberated, and Tang Yuxin’s restless heart began itching for the outside world.

It wasn’t so much that she loved shopping or spending money—she just genuinely enjoyed going out, especially with someone she adored by her side.

Before heading out, Xiao Fei wrapped a beautiful scarf around Tang Yuxin’s neck, placed a pair of ear-warming muffs over her ears,

and finally, even slipped a pair of knitted gloves onto her hands.

“Hmm… Husband, I’ve turned into a puffball,”

Tang Yuxin muttered, looking conflicted at her bundled-up reflection as they stepped outside.

“Be good; catching a cold isn’t fun.”

“If you get sick, you won’t be able to cuddle the babies.”

At the thought of not being able to snuggle her three darlings if she got ill, Tang Yuxin quickly decided to suck it up.

But still…

“Husband, aren’t you cold?”

While Xiao Fei’s attire wasn’t particularly thin, considering the current temperature in Sichuan Province, it couldn’t quite be called warm either.

He wore thermal undergarments, a shirt on top, long pants on the bottom, and a long, fleece-lined overcoat as a final layer.

And that was it.

“Try it.”

On the street, Xiao Fei cupped Tang Yuxin’s cheeks with his hands.

Feeling the warmth radiating from his palms, Tang Yuxin’s face lit up in amazement.

“Husband, your hands are so warm!”

As she spoke, wisps of breath fogged up the air.

Then, the mischievous girl slipped her hands directly into Xiao Fei’s coat pockets.

Since the inner lining was fleece-lined, it was incredibly snug.

Tang Yuxin smiled sweetly, clinging to Xiao Fei’s side, radiating such lovey-dovey energy that even passing pedestrians couldn’t help but glance repeatedly.

“Husband, let’s go buy some clothes for Dad and Mom.”

“Sure, we’ll get some for your parents too.”

“Mm-hmm~”

Hand in hand, Tang Yuxin skipped playfully like a child beside Xiao Fei.

If any of her acquaintances had witnessed this lively, innocent Tang Yuxin, their jaws might have hit the floor.

Shopping for clothes for both sets of parents went smoothly.

Tang Yuxin even picked out a brand-new leather belt for Xiao Fei and a stunning pair of knee-high boots for herself.

In the end, Xiao Fei ended up buying a pile of clothes for Tang Yuxin.

When she put on a white down jacket paired with pure white earmuffs, at her insistent request, she chose a thickened short skirt to wear along with leggings—dubbed “bare-leg illusions” by winter enthusiasts—and her long boots.

Topped with a fluffy white hat, she looked just like a snow fairy—adorable beyond words.

“But aren’t you cold?”

“Bare-leg illusions!”

Tang Yuxin cheerfully flaunted her long legs beneath the skirt to Xiao Fei.

“Girls’ stuff is truly magical.”

After packing everything up, the two carried a heap of shopping bags back to the apartment complex.

Just in time to bump into Wang Fang returning from her shopping spree.

Also weighed down with large bags, Wang Fang and Tang Yuxin stood face-to-face in the building courtyard.

“Mom~”

“We bought clothes for you and Dad!”

Tang Yuxin sweetly chirped.

Wang Fang hustled over to check out the stack of new clothes in Xiao Fei’s hands.

“Why on earth did you buy so many clothes?!”

Though her tone was critical, her face was lit with a smile.

At that moment, a middle-aged woman passing by—having just picked up her child from tutoring—hollered curiously.

“Hey?

Fang Jie, your son and daughter-in-law are back?”

“Oh.

Picking up your kid from tutoring?”

“Yep.”

The woman looked at Tang Yuxin and Xiao Fei and couldn’t seem to stop praising.

“Fang Jie, you’re so blessed—your daughter-in-law’s beautiful and so considerate.”

“You’ll soon enjoy this, too.”

“My brat is just in high school—forget it…”

Glancing at her high schooler, she shook her head.

The young boy turned red, sneaking glances at Tang Yuxin, who looked like a goddess to him.

Averting his gaze, he respectfully greeted Xiao Fei: “Hello, Brother Xiao Fei.”

“Hey there, Xiao Yang.

Zhang Auntie, wishing you both a Happy New Year ahead.”

“Happy New Year~”

Tang Yuxin stood beside Xiao Fei demurely, echoing, “Happy New Year!”

The mother and son quickly returned the well-wishes.

Even as they disappeared into the neighboring block, faint echoes of the young boy’s exclamation lingered.

“Mom!

Brother Xiao Fei’s wife is so pretty!”

“You rascal!

Stop thinking those things!

Focus on your studies!”

Xiao Fei whistled.

“You never fail to charm—even the little boys can’t resist you.”

Tang Yuxin squinted at Xiao Fei.

“Compared to that kid, aren’t those pink-haired fangirls online who want to gobble you up scarier?”

At this, Wang Fang grew stern.

“Son, you better not do anything weird, or else…”

Xiao Fei’s expression instantly changed, trying to stop his mom—but it was too late.

“…or else I’ll make sure you can’t reproduce!”

Tang Yuxin: “???”

Xiao Fei slapped his palm to his face, unable to process.

“Mom, you’re really MY mom!!!”

“Pfft—hahahahaha!!!”

Tang Yuxin was dying of laughter.

Her mother-in-law really had the best lines—hilarious beyond belief.

But she also reminded herself how lucky she was to have such a mother-in-law.

The trio, weighed down by their bags, headed home.

As soon as they opened the door, they were greeted by a bizarre scene.

Xiao Jun had a baby carrier strapped to his back, with Er Bao securely fastened, as he crawled around the floor.

Er Bao on Grandpa’s back was squealing with joy, flapping his tiny arms excitedly.

Hearing the door open, Xiao Jun froze, turning his head to stare at the trio standing in the doorway.

“I think…”

“I get it now.”

Xiao Fei rubbed his chin thoughtfully and nodded.

“We must’ve opened the door wrong.”

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