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Chapter 67 - 67 65 063 Glib and Slick Talking

67: Chapter 65 Chapter 063: Glib and Slick Talking 67: Chapter 65 Chapter 063: Glib and Slick Talking The next morning.

Ye Chen got out of bed after six o’clock, went for a run around the block, and after freshening up, he immediately grabbed five big buns and hurried to the company.

This time, Ye Chen didn’t drive Li Ruo’s flashy BMW; instead, he drove the little Oto.

Besides, that BMW had already been dumped in the garage of his newly bought villa.

Although the Z4 was flashy, it was too ostentatious.

For an ordinary security guard to drive a luxury car worth millions to work would simply be too arrogant.

After parking the Oto in the company’s parking lot, Ye Chen immediately rushed to the company.

As soon as Little Mei at the front desk in the company lobby saw Ye Chen hurrying in, she stood up to greet him and said, “Ye Chen, no need to rush, Mr.

Li hasn’t arrived yet.”

“Really?” Ye Chen was startled and immediately thought about teasing Little Mei.

He pulled five meat buns out of his pocket like a magician and looked at her with a smiling eye, saying, “Little Mei is so good to me, how should I repay you?

I bought these five meat buns this morning, I’ll give you three of them.”

“Ah?” Little Mei’s face turned red and she quickly shook her head, “No…

no need!”

“Why not, I think you really need them!” Ye Chen frowned and said, “The ancients said, ‘what you eat is what you gain.’ Don’t you think you need to eat a few more meat buns?”

“Ah?!” Little Mei was stunned.

It took her a moment to understand, but by the time she did, she was so ashamed she wanted to crawl into a hole.

Ye Chen was really a hateful guy, teasing her like this in broad daylight.

Didn’t he know she hadn’t even had a boyfriend yet?

Little Mei’s willow eyebrows furrowed, and she was about to speak, when Li Ruo and Lin Ziwen entered the company lobby behind her.

Little Mei immediately gave Ye Chen several meaningful glances.

“Ha-ha, what do you think, don’t you agree with me?” Ye Chen blinked his eyes, completely unaware of the danger approaching from behind, and said in an arrogant manner, “Based on my visual estimation, you are, at most, a 34B.

Eat a couple more meat buns and strive for a D cup.”

Little Mei’s face turned even redder.

She really hated herself for provoking this bad guy, Ye Chen.

Now she had gotten herself into trouble.

Mr.

Li was watching the joke from behind.

Suddenly, Li Ruo spoke up, “Ye Chen, why don’t you take a look at me!”

Ye Chen immediately turned around, and saw a woman behind him dressed in a company uniform, exuding grace and elegance.

She was dressed in black, with a white lace-trimmed blouse underneath.

The two bulging peaks made it impossible to button the top two buttons of the blouse.

At a glance, the expanse of snow-white skin and the deep cleavage were visible.

“So big, so white, so deep!” Ye Chen blurted out three “so”s right at the start, but when he clearly saw the face of the woman, Ye Chen was immediately taken aback.

It was Li Ruo.

Now, Li Ruo wore a face of deep chill, and the light in her eyes was almost tangible, like a blade about to strike Ye Chen.

Embarrassed, Ye Chen looked at Li Ruo, “Heh heh, Mr.

Li, good morning!”

“Humph, you sure arrived early!” Li Ruo grunted and said, “Did you come to the company just to flirt with beauties?”

“Um…” Ye Chen grinned sheepishly and said, “A great man once said, ‘you can work and chase girls without missing out on either!'”

“I’ve never heard of such a great man!” Li Ruo was taken aback, not just Li Ruo, but Little Mei and Lin Ziwen too, all looking surprised, never having heard such words from any great man.

“Isn’t he standing right before you?” Ye Chen patted his chest.

Pfft…

Little Mei and Lin Ziwen immediately covered their mouths to laugh.

This guy always managed to show an unexpected humorous and witty side.

But Ye Chen’s so-called humor and wit clearly failed to make Li Ruo laugh; instead, the coldness in Li Ruo’s eyes grew even more chilling.

Ye Chen repeatedly swallowed, then stepped back a few paces, fearing that Li Ruo might suddenly pounce on him.

“Smooth-talking!” Li Ruo glared at Ye Chen and then turned to leave, dropping a sentence before she left, “Clock in at the office and then come to my office afterward!”

Watching Li Ruo and Lin Ziwen leave, Ye Chen finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Little Mei, with a grin, said, “Ye Chen, you’re in trouble now.

Let’s see if you dare to be so flirty next time, really, I was giving you signals!”

“Heh heh, not afraid!” Ye Chen revealed a smile, looking at Little Mei, and then said, “Little Mei, remember to eat those three steamed buns quickly!”

After speaking, he turned around and rushed into the just-opened elevator doors.

Just as Little Mei wanted to say something, she saw no sign of Ye Chen at the elevator entrance.

Her gaze locking onto the three steamed buns, Little Mei revealed a faintly shy smile.

Just as Ye Chen rushed into the elevator, it was quite unlucky that Minister Qian was in there.

Vice Director Qian’s eyes bulged bigger than anyone’s when she saw Ye Chen.

Ye Chen behaved as if he hadn’t seen her; he had made a fool of this fat pig once before and guessed she wouldn’t let it go easily.

Ye Chen’s principle was simple: if people don’t offend me, I won’t offend them, but if they do, I’ll cut them down to the root.

If this fat pig dared to pounce again, Ye Chen guaranteed he’d beat her up so bad even her husband, Minister Cao, wouldn’t recognize her.

“Hmph, no class at all, everyone is queuing for the elevator, yet someone dares to cut in line!” Vice Director Qian had already realized Ye Chen’s capabilities, so she didn’t dare name names.

Vice Director Qian clutched her Louis Vuitton wallet, sticking out her big belly.

Ye Chen said nothing.

What’s the point of always arguing with a woman?

He casually turned his eyes upwards, looking at the elevator ceiling.

As more people crowded into the already overloaded elevator, the last girl who got on just shrugged her shoulders and helplessly stepped out.

Then, the elevator doors closed and slowly ascended.

However, in a few seconds, someone shamelessly and silently dropped a silent fart in the elevator.

The odor was truly repulsive, ten times worse than rotten eggs.

Everyone covered their noses, frowning, and Ye Chen shook his head helplessly, fanning away the stench.

Accidentally catching Vice Director Qian looking like she was about to burst into curses, Ye Chen blurted out, “Damn, that fat woman holding the Louis Vuitton purse just farted, it stinks to high heaven!”

Before the crowd could react, Vice Director Qian immediately waved her hands, frantically explaining, “No, it wasn’t me, really, it wasn’t me!”

Everyone immediately shot her dissatisfied and angry looks, but no one dared to say anything, after all, she was the Vice Director.

One after another, people hurriedly left before their floors had even arrived, afraid they’d be knocked out by the gas.

“Ye Chen, you bastard, you did that on purpose!” Vice Director Qian said angrily.

“How did I do anything on purpose?” Ye Chen looked at her disdainfully, then waved at her, saying, “Vice Director Qian, fifteenth floor, I’m off, see you later!”

The elevator doors opened, and Ye Chen immediately walked out.

Vice Director Qian watched his back, wishing she could rush out and crush him with her hefty body.

Ye Chen leisurely reported to the Security Department to clock in; Li Ruo had told him to sign in here before heading to see her, so there was no rush.

If Li Ruo had an urgent matter, she would definitely call him over right away.

Just entering the Bodyguard Room, the atmosphere seemed off.

Upon entering, Ye Chen’s gaze immediately swept the room with sharpness.

Turns out, Captain Cao had returned, with his leg in a cast and a crutch in hand, holding forth in the Bodyguard Room.

“See that?

This flight suit is what I wore while serving in Russia’s Special Forces!” Captain Cao took a drag on his cigarette, while the surrounding bodyguards looked on enviously, asking, “Captain Cao, so you’ve piloted fighter jets before?”

“Of course!” Captain Cao took a puff of smoke, looking very proud as he gestured, saying, “The former Soviet Union’s MiG-29 fighter jet, that’s the model I used to fly!”

“Wow…” The bodyguards let out a chorus of admiration.

At that moment, Vice Captain Jin also cracked a smile, saying, “Captain Cao’s glorious experiences are not something us ordinary soldiers can compare to.

Compared to him, my experiences fall far short!”

“Vice Captain Jin, tell us about yours!” The bodyguards were all softies at heart, eager to hear others’ glorious tales, then silently berate themselves in their hearts.

Vice Captain Jin mimicked Captain Cao’s appearance, taking a cigarette in his mouth and assuming a deep pose, pulling out a shining Dagger, saying, “Back in the day, I was with our troops in the Golden Triangle catching drug traffickers.

It was so dangerous, three days and nights without closing my eyes…

and this Dagger was what helped me survive half a month in the Golden Triangle!”

The crowd listened intently to Vice Captain Jin’s experiences, completely enraptured.

“Wow…” Ye Chen walked in smiling, saying, “Looks like a storytelling session, huh?”