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Chapter 236: Eating Poop

Chapter 236: Chapter 236: Eating Poop

The three of them arrived at the school cafeteria.

Many teachers were dining in the cafeteria.

Since it’s just an elementary school, not many people stayed for lunch, so the cafeteria was quite small, with only four serving windows.

Aside from two windows for serving dishes and one for rice, there was another window for noodles and dumplings.

"Did you have rice or noodles that day?"

"Rice?" Principal Wei furrowed his brows upon hearing this.

Because eating from the same pot means everyone could be affected, if Zhao Xuerong was poisoned, theoretically, other teachers should have been poisoned as well.

At this moment, Zhao Xuerong approached the window, scrutinizing the cafeteria staff one by one.

The cafeteria workers were relatively older, all around fifty years of age.

The only woman in her thirties with a pretty face caught her attention.

"Do you suspect her?" Principal Wei asked.

Zhao Xuerong nodded.

"She was the one who served me the rice that day. Because she was the youngest and prettiest in the cafeteria, I have a deep impression of her."

"Do you have any beef with her?"

"How could I? I don’t even know her name, let alone have a grudge against her. The most interaction I’ve had with her is during lunch, asking me which dishes I wanted..."

"This will be tough," Principal Wei frowned.

They are ghosts, without the ability to even speak to her, they couldn’t inquire directly from her. The only option was to follow her closely and watch if she would attempt it a second time.

"It’s not tough..." Zhao Xuerong said.

Just waiting until night to enter a dream again, she would get the answers she sought.

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Meanwhile, Shen Siyuan received a call in the middle of his meal.

It was from Duoduo’s brother, Lin Libo.

"Mr. Shen, are you free tonight? My parents and I would like to invite you over for a simple meal."

"I see..."

Shen Siyuan guessed why they wanted to invite him for dinner; most certainly, Duoduo had administered the Leg Stretching Eye Bulging Pill to them, and they wanted to express their gratitude.

"If Miss Ruan is available, she can come along too."

"Okay, where is it at? I’ll head over after work."

"No, no, I’ll come to pick you up," Lin Libo hurriedly said.

"Alright, we’ll leave it at that," Shen Siyuan said.

Then he hung up the phone and turned around to see Dou Dou eavesdropping with her cheek almost pressed against his.

"What are you doing?" Shen Siyuan asked, somewhat speechlessly.

"Why are you going to eat a poop meal?" Dou Dou asked with wide eyes, seemingly shocked.

Before Shen Siyuan could understand what she meant, she continued, "Aren’t you afraid of the smell? Is it fresh poop?"

Shen Siyuan grabbed her in one swift motion, flipped her around, and gave her little bottom a couple of "pia~pia~" slaps.

Dou Dou was dumbstruck by the spanking and ran away to find her mother.

Seeing her leave, Shen Siyuan turned back to continue his meal, but looking at the steaming dishes, he lost all his appetite.

"That little rascal..." Shen Siyuan was quite annoyed.

Yet, he couldn’t help but snort with laughter shortly after.

Then he stood up to clear the table.

His actions didn’t attract anyone’s attention.

Because everyone was either going downstairs to eat or busy with their own things.

Watching movies, listening to music, playing games, sleeping, etc., and with partitions around, his behavior didn’t draw any notice from the others.

Dou Dou ran back to Jiang Wenxin’s office, stirring up a gust of Yin Wind, fluttering a stack of papers on the desk.

Jiang Wenxin knew her daughter was calling for her, so she picked up her cellphone and went to a small, unoccupied office next door, locking the door behind her.

"Dou Dou, what’s wrong?" Jiang Wenxin asked.

Dou Dou then revealed herself, saying pitifully, "Mom, Potato spanked my butt."

Jiang Wenxin didn’t overreact to this news but crouched down to pull her close, asking softly, "Why did big brother spank your butt?"

"Duoduo wants to invite him for a poop meal? I asked him why he would eat a poop meal and if he wasn’t afraid of the smell. Is it fresh poop? Then he spanked me..." Dou Dou said, her voice full of grievance.

Jiang Wenxin couldn’t help but let out a chuckle upon hearing that. The beating was rightly deserved.

But then she immediately reacted.

"You said Duoduo’s brother is inviting him to dinner?" Jiang Wenxin asked eagerly.

"Yeah, that’s what the phone call said, I heard it, my little ears are really good," Dou Dou proudly claimed.

Jiang Wenxin heard this and lowered her head in thought.

Dou Dou impatiently wrapped her hands around her mother’s head, forcing her to look at herself.

"Mama, you help me hit him, spank his butt too."

"Haha, Mama doesn’t dare to spank him, besides, it’s your own fault to begin with," Jiang Wenxin embraced her and laughed.

"Where did I go wrong?" Dou Dou asked with her hands on her hips, pouting discontentedly.

"Because it’s plain rice, not ’poopoo rice’..."

Jiang Wenxin tried hard to explain.

"Alright, so it’s just rice without many dishes, what’s so tasty about that? I’m not going to eat it," Dou Dou said, having understood.

No one invited you, did they? thought Jiang Wenxin.

"Okay, now go and apologize to your brother."

"Why do I have to apologize?"

"Because you said he eats poop." Jiang Wenxin barely held back her laughter.

"Then okay." Dou Dou was an obedient child, ready to admit when she was wrong.

So she instantly prepared to find Potato.

"Be careful not to let others see you," Jiang Wenxin reminded her.

"I know." Dou Dou turned into a gust of Yin Wind, disappearing inside the house.

But Jiang Wenxin didn’t go out; instead, she took out her phone and called her husband Tao Guangsha.

"Potato, I’m sorry."

Dou Dou ran into Shen Siyuan on her way, who was coming back from taking out the trash.

For the lunch boxes from the noon meal, the department strictly forbade throwing them in the bins next to the desks, because in the afternoon, the office would be filled with the smell of food, which would be worse when the weather was hot due to the rancid odor.

"Why are you apologizing?" Shen Siyuan was a bit surprised.

"I shouldn’t have said you eat poop..." Dou Dou earnestly said.

Shen Siyuan: ...

Dou Dou looked up at him and, seeing that Shen Siyuan didn’t respond, she added, "Why aren’t you saying anything?"

"Say what?"

"You should say it’s okay," Dou Dou said.

Shen Siyuan sidestepped and walked past her, not wishing to deal with her.

But Dou Dou followed after him and caught up, saying, "You haven’t said it’s okay yet, it’s not right to do this."

"It’s okay," Shen Siyuan truly didn’t want to continue this tangle with her.

"Mhm, I forgive you then."

"I think you still need a spanking," Shen Siyuan said annoyedly.

Dou Dou quickly covered her little butt and awkwardly chuckled, "I was just joking with you, playing around, don’t take it seriously."

"I was also just playing with you, don’t take it seriously either."

"You shouldn’t tease children like that; it’s not nice."

"Heh, what’s wrong with that?"

"Children will be unhappy."

"I’m happy and that’s enough."

"Are you a big bad guy?"

"If you think so, then I am."

"Then I won’t call you Potato anymore; I’ll call you Big Bad Guy Potato."

"Whatever you want, then I’ll spank your butt every time I see you from now on..."

"Wah, Big Bad Guy Potato, I’m not playing with you anymore..."

She covered her butt and scurried away with her little legs.

Watching her frantic figure running off, Shen Siyuan couldn’t help but reveal a faint smile on his lips.