Supernatural Insight Eyes
Chapter 572 - 0573 You had a wardrobe malfunction! (First update)

Chapter 572: 0573 You had a wardrobe malfunction! (First update)

Lin Qiao’er reeked of alcohol—if Ye Qiu didn’t know who she was, from Lin Qiao’er’s attire, everyone else would have thought she was a wayward girl.

Ye Qiu hoisted Lin Qiao’er onto his back and hailed a taxi.

"Where to?"

"Hmm..." Ye Qiu wanted to ask where Lin Qiao’er’s home was, but given her condition, it seemed impossible to get an answer. He considered taking her back to the villa, but immediately dismissed the idea. Bai Xiong was at the villa, along with Old Mo, adding up to three grown men; it wouldn’t be convenient for Lin Qiao’er.

Where should they go then?

The driver glanced at the thoroughly inebriated Lin Qiao’er, smiled knowingly, and said, "Little brother, I get it. I know a nice motel. The place has a good environment, and many young couples go there."

"..." Although Ye Qiu wanted to object, the motel the driver mentioned indeed seemed like a decent place. It’s just that...

"Little brother, is this your first time?" The driver adopted the look of a seasoned pro, chuckled twice, and, acting as if he’d seen right through Ye Qiu, said, "Don’t worry. Although it’s said a man’s first time isn’t as important as a woman’s, we still need a beautiful beginning, don’t we?"

The driver was chatty, talking incessantly on his own while Ye Qiu responded half-heartedly. A true pro, the driver’s explanations along the way made Ye Qiu’s face almost turn red.

Seeing Ye Qiu’s reticent demeanor, just before getting out of the taxi, the driver also handed a disc to Ye Qiu for free.

"The motel has a DVD player. Don’t be nervous for your first time, take it slow. Just follow the moves on the disc, and you’ll understand," the driver advised Ye Qiu seriously before driving off, leaving his mark without seeking fame.

Ye Qiu looked at the disc in his hand. It featured a scantily clad, provocatively posed wayward girl on the cover, with the words "The Latest from Maria Ozawa and Tsubasa Amami" written on it.

Ye Qiu’s face flushed with embarrassment. Fortunately, Lin Qiao’er was in a drunken stupor at the moment; otherwise, he would have been mortified beyond belief.

This kind-hearted driver really had the best of intentions.

Ye Qiu shook the disc, tempted to throw it away but decided against it. After all, it featured an actress he once liked a lot.

...Oh...

Just as Ye Qiu was imagining the woman on the cover diligently playing her role with every frown and smile, Lin Qiao’er beside him suddenly began to vomit, covering Ye Qiu in it.

"Hey..." Ye Qiu was on the verge of tears. Lin Qiao’er kept throwing up, nearly spewing out everything she had eaten that night.

She had vomited, but the drunkenness remained. Ye Qiu supported her to prevent her from falling.

Lin Qiao’er’s eyes were hazy with drunkenness as she looked at Ye Qiu, her face breaking into a smile that at that moment seemed rather heart-stirring.

Ye Qiu thought to himself that he must be going mad to even entertain such messy thoughts at a time like this.

While Ye Qiu was lost in his thoughts, Lin Qiao’er snatched the disc from his hand, looking at the cover with keen interest.

"This woman is so shameless, dressing like that!" Lin Qiao’er exclaimed upon grabbing the disc labeled ’365 Unlocking Positions,’ immediately starting to critique it.

"Hmph, you actually like watching her, not me. Are you saying my figure isn’t as good as hers?" Lin Qiao’er questioned Ye Qiu.

Ye Qiu scratched his head; the policewoman was really drunk. If she was sober, she wouldn’t be saying such things and would have exploded by now.

In a relentless manner, Lin Qiao’er pestered him. Ye Qiu, having no choice, humored her: "Your figure is great, it’s great..."

"Hmph, of course, I want you to look at mine..."

Passersby gave the two an odd look, making Ye Qiu feel awkward. He quickly supported Lin Qiao’er and headed toward the motel in front of them.

"Welcome to the Red Romance, sir. Would you be staying with us?"

"A room."

As they headed to their room, Lin Qiao’er kept shouting about how her figure was better than the woman on the disc cover, earning Ye Qiu envious looks from many of the men staying at the motel.

"What are you looking at? Like it? That’s someone’s girlfriend," they said.

"I’m just looking, honey..."

"Even looking is not okay."

He closed the room door, cutting off all sound; one had to admit the soundproofing in this hotel was exceptionally good.

Once Lin Qiao’er got to the room, she jumped onto the bed and repeated the movements she saw on the cover of a disc, leaving Ye Qiu wide-eyed and flabbergasted.

"What are you trying to do..."

"Hey, why are you starting to strip..."

"Put your clothes back on..."

"Alright, I’ll just cover you up."

Ye Qiu couldn’t stop this drunk female police officer, so he let her have her way; he tucked Lin Qiao’er in tightly, and only then did she settle down.

It seemed she was tired out from her antics and began to lie there, quietly sleeping.

Ye Qiu closed his eyes and entered a state of cultivation.

Early the next morning, Ye Qiu was roused from his cultivation by a scream.

"Bastard, what did you do to me?" Lin Qiao’er demanded, clutching the blanket up to her chest and accusing Ye Qiu.

"Officer Lin, if I said I did nothing, would you believe me?" Ye Qiu replied with a pained expression, speaking the sincere truth.

Lin Qiao’er was fuming with anger. She looked at her body, her clothes were off; how could she possibly believe him? Believe him? No way!

Huh? What’s this? A disc... The woman on it... Seeing this embarrassing disc, Lin Qiao’er erupted, "Ye Qiu, you big jerk, big pervert, you actually took advantage of me while I was drunk... you... "

"I really didn’t do anything!" Ye Qiu lamented. He knew it would end up like this. If only he had left earlier the night before, but he was worried about Lin Qiao’er being alone here, in case she went on a drunken frenzy again, which could have been bad, so Ye Qiu stayed.

But now... this had happened, and it was beyond remedy, with Officer Lin enraged.

"I’m going to lock you up in the police station, you pervert, for doing this to me..." Lin Qiao’er was raging, and as she spoke, tears began to fall.

Ye Qiu felt extremely frustrated. What a mess this was.

"I really did nothing. You were drunk, and I didn’t know where you lived, so I had to bring you here," Ye Qiu began to explain.

"You’re a police officer. Last night, your colleague entrusted you to me. I couldn’t possibly take liberties with you."

"I swear to the heavens, I didn’t touch you at all."

Ye Qiu’s mouth was almost dry from talking, but fortunately, Lin Qiao’er stopped crying and lifted her head to ask seriously, "Is everything you just said true?"

Ye Qiu nodded earnestly, his expression solemn and serious.

"Absolutely true. Think about it, how could I possibly touch you?"

"Ye Qiu, what are you implying, that I’m not to your taste?" Lin Qiao’er flared up upon hearing this.

"No, no, no..."

"Then explain this... what’s with this disc? Did you or did you not watch it?"

"I really didn’t watch it. Last night, the old taxi driver insisted on giving it to me. How could I watch this stuff? She’s not even my favorite actress. Mainly, I think her voice and eyes are lacking; she’s been in the business so long, and yet her acting is still disappointing..." Ye Qiu said with a look of disappointment, making Lin Qiao’er clench her fists tight, grinding her teeth in anger.

"Ye Qiu, you... you dare to say you haven’t seen it..." Lin Qiao’er leaped at him immediately, convinced this guy was shameless, with his well-reasoned analysis.

"This one is the latest; I really haven’t watched it..." Ye Qiu protested.

"You can go to hell!"

"You’re exposing yourself..."

"Ah... Ye Qiu, I swear we’re enemies for life!" Lin Qiao’er was overcome with shame and indignation.