Super Soldier in the City
Chapter 933 - 974 Sticking Out the Tongue Is a Good Habit

Chapter 933: Chapter 974 Sticking Out the Tongue Is a Good Habit

"Come on, Brother Li, it’s my turn to feed you, and you better not play any tricks, okay? I can’t have any feelings, otherwise there goes my first kiss," Meng Xiaofei approached Li Yifei and said seriously.

Li Yifei hurriedly replied, "Alright, spare me."

Su Mengxin laughed and said, "What’s this, everyone has fed you, and you just accept it, but when it’s Xiaofei’s turn, you won’t? Is this preferential treatment?"

Meng Xiaofei immediately made a pitiful face and said, "I’m really so pitiful. Offer a kiss and nobody wants it. It seems I’ll never get married."

Su Mengxin’s words jolted Li Yifei awake. He had a reason not to accept Xu Shanshan because she was Xu Yingying’s sister, but everyone else had agreed, and missing out Meng Xiaofei would look bad, easily tipping off Xu Yingying about the problem. So he could only laugh and say, "I’m just afraid of taking responsibility."

Meng Xiaofei chuckled and said, "Don’t worry, I won’t make you take responsibility, hee-hee. Besides, even if you wanted to take responsibility, I wouldn’t agree to it."

Meng Xiaofei took a sip of the drink, moved close to Li Yifei’s face, but upon looking at Li Yifei, she suddenly burst into laughter, spraying all the drink onto his face.

Everyone was stunned for a moment as no one had expected such an incident, then they all burst out laughing, including Xu Yingying.

Li Yifei’s face darkened instantly; he grabbed a tissue to wipe it off and said, "Tell me, Xiaoyao, are you doing this on purpose?"

Meng Xiaofei stuck out her tongue and said, "No, no, it really wasn’t intentional. But when I’m so close to your face, thinking about feeding you mouth-to-mouth, I just want to laugh, and I couldn’t hold it in any longer; it just sprayed out."

What could Li Yifei say at this point? He could only scowl at Meng Xiaofei and say, "Be serious."

"Okay, okay, I’ll be serious, I’ll be serious!" Although she said so, Meng Xiaofei still let out a chuckle, finally managing to stop laughing. She refilled her glass and said, "I’ll make up for it so it’s not said that I took advantage of you."

After taking another sip, Meng Xiaofei moved her face close to Li Yifei again, and when she got as close as before, a smile appeared on her face, but she immediately held it back with great effort, eyes bulging, then moved closer to Li Yifei’s face.

Unfortunately, when she was still a dozen centimeters away from Li Yifei’s face, Meng Xiaofei could not hold it in again and, once more, sprayed Li Yifei’s face with drink.

"Hahaha... Sister Xiaofei, you’re absolutely killing me with laughter, are you giving the uncle a face wash with that drink?"

"Yeah, really, Xiaofei, what are you doing, your threshold for laughter is too low, isn’t it?"

"Honey, is your face really that funny? I don’t see it."

While laughing, everyone also made fun of Li Yifei in a hubbub, leaving him not knowing whether to laugh or cry, as he had been played by this mischievous girl today.

Meng Xiaofei took a couple of deep breaths and patted her chest, her bosom heaving tumultuously, a truly spectacular sight, before saying, "Alright, alright, my bad, Brother Li, don’t be mad, okay? This time I promise, I absolutely promise I won’t laugh, nor will I spray your face again... pfft..."

Seeing Meng Xiaofei like this, it would be strange for Li Yifei to believe she wouldn’t laugh again, and he hadn’t guessed wrong. Although Meng Xiaofei progressed farther than the last two times, her face getting even closer to Li Yifei’s, just as their noses were about to touch, her cheeks puffed out, clearly about to burst into laughter again.

How could Li Yifei let himself be at a disadvantage again? He quickly wrapped his arms around Meng Xiaofei and blocked her mouth with his, causing all the wine Meng Xiaofei was about to spit out laughingly to spray into his own mouth instead.

Meng Xiaofei’s laughter suddenly peaked, but it was instantly replaced by surprise; she widened her eyes in shock at Li Yifei.

Li Yifei pushed Meng Xiaofei away and swallowed the wine, saying, "Sly girl, good thing I reacted quickly. Otherwise, you would’ve sprayed your face again."

Meng Xiaofei rubbed her nose and touched her lips, saying, "That didn’t feel like anything, huh. Turns out everything written in novels is misleading. It’s no different from a handshake."

Physical touch inherently requires emotional engagement. It’s like a couple married for many years; casual physical contact, no matter where, lacks any special sensation. Similarly, brushing lips wouldn’t feel extraordinary, which is like how some Western countries greet each other with a kiss—it’s a custom, not something that would stir feelings from a single peck.

For Meng Xiaofei, right now, it was just like that. She harbored no desire, no love for Li Yifei, only a sense of dependability and familiarity. Being with Li Yifei was fun and joyful, leading to such an outcome.

"Come on, let’s do it again." With the first attempt behind her, Meng Xiaofei finally didn’t have such a low threshold for laughter this time. She moved to Li Yifei’s mouth and slowly spilled the wine into his mouth, even squinting to savor the experience, leaving everyone somewhat speechless. Everyone else was Li Yifei’s woman and didn’t have the nerve to do this; was this girl really necessary?

Standing up, Meng Xiaofei frowned in confusion and said, "Still not feeling it? Hey, hey, Xiaoyao, Yiyi, what does it feel like to you guys? You’re all scheming to kiss Brother Li, but I don’t find it interesting at all?"

With Meng Xiaofei’s words, everyone’s hearts jumped into their throats as they rolled their eyes at her, all the while nervously stealing glances at Xu Yingying. Meng Xiaofei really had no filter; blurting out something like that could make Xu Yingying suspicious.

Xu Yingying’s eyes narrowed as she scanned the group slowly and said leisurely, "Are you all... really harboring designs on my husband?"

Su Mengxin laughed and said, "Exactly, if it weren’t for you making your move early, we would have snatched your husband away long ago. Haven’t you seen us loitering around here, just waiting for you to let go so we can take him?"

Xu Yingying chuckled and replied, "Alright then, my lovely sisters, I’m not that stingy. If you want to snatch him away, hurry up and make your move."

Su Linxin also smiled and said, "Sigh, how could we possibly dare to do that when you’re such a good sister to us?"

Ning Xin’er pouted and said, "Mengxin, does that mean I shouldn’t have made my move?"

Su Mengxin immediately responded, "That’s different, you made your move early on, even having a daughter now. It’s not about snatching; no one can blame you for that. If we made a move, that would be betraying Yingying."

Then Mengxin coughed lightly and added, "You know, Xiaofei, we’re just looking to have fun here. By saying that, it’s as if you’re insinuating we have ulterior motives, aren’t you stirring up trouble between us and Yingying?"

By now, Meng Xiaofei realized she had misspoken, stuck out her tongue, and said playfully, "I was just joking, I don’t have those kinds of thoughts."

Chu Xiaoyao glared at her and said, "You’re always sticking out your tongue, aren’t you? Next time when you’re feeding Uncle a drink, just stick your tongue out, and you’ll know what it tastes like."

Su Mengxin laughed as well, "Right, that’s a great suggestion. This girl, Xiaofei, is so used to sticking out her tongue, she’d be perfect for the job."

Ning Xin’er smiled mischievously and remarked, "Exactly, nobody beats Meng Xiaofei at that. It comes naturally to her, truly unparalleled in skill."

Everyone was a bit annoyed with Meng Xiaofei for speaking out of turn, so at this point, they were deliberately teasing her.

Knowing they were teasing her and feeling guilty, Meng Xiaofei stuck out her tongue again and said, "Really? You guys aren’t tricking me, are you?" As she spoke, she took another sip of her drink, grabbed Li Yifei’s head, and went straight for a mouth-to-mouth feed.

With their mouths pressed together, it was impossible to see if Meng Xiaofei actually extended her tongue, but the movements of her lips, coupled with the sudden change in Li Yifei’s expression, did make it seem like she did.

Everyone was taken aback, wondering whether Meng Xiaofei had had too much to drink that day. She blatantly did such a thing before Xu Yingying’s eyes, and although her relationship with Li Yifei was usually very innocent, it was unbelievable that she would do such a thing—had it been someone else, it might have been plausible, but her doing it was beyond belief.

Meng Xiaofei quickly stood up, then grinned and stuck out her tongue, wiped it with her hand, and with a pained expression, said, "Didn’t feel much there either. Aiya, there’s Brother Li’s saliva too, so gross."

Everyone was stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter. Now, everyone could see that Meng Xiaofei wasn’t pretending, and Li Yifei’s flustered facial expression was even more amusing. For Li Yifei, this was undoubtedly a brutal blow.

"Hubby, how was it?" Xu Yingying leaned toward Li Yifei and asked with a smile.

Li Yifei forced a laugh and said, "I’m really nervous here."

Xu Yingying’s smile deepened as she replied, "I didn’t see any nervousness. All I saw was you enjoying it."

"Wife, you can’t do this to me. You were the one who agreed to it; otherwise, I would never have dared."

"You’re looking so scared. Aren’t you enjoying your birthday today? Let’s all have a good time, come on, let’s drink some more." Saying this, Xu Yingying even raised her glass, once again proposing they continue drinking.

The atmosphere became even better afterward, and before they knew it, everyone started to get really drunk, their eyes becoming hazy as they looked at Li Yifei with affection. Alcohol could muddle senses, and it also emboldened them. At this point, Li Yifei couldn’t tell whose hands or feet were resting on him.

Today, Li Yifei had drunk a lot, and he was genuinely inebriated. There was no need for him to stay sober in front of his own woman, especially with so many beloved women celebrating his birthday. Even if he hadn’t drunk that much, the effect was the same—he was woozy. Looking around at the women near him, he felt like something was going to happen tonight.

Tomorrow, I’ll recommend a similar urban masterpiece for mobile readers, "The Supreme Cultivating Young Master." Those who have read Tomorrow’s books should also have read Fishman’s. It’s a great read! It talks about the cohabitation life of a miserable young man and his fiancée, a young lady...

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