Super Soldier in the City
Chapter 1139 - 1185 Damn Mudfish

Chapter 1139: Chapter 1185 Damn Mudfish

Li Yifei awkwardly coughed and said, "Ahem, it’s good that you guys are here, hurry up and check on Xiaofei, she said a loach slipped in there and then she fainted, I don’t know if it’s true."

Lin Qiong said irritably, "That’s such a lame excuse; we didn’t oppose you and Xiaofei being together, but in broad daylight, and with people coming and going in the garden, if the servants see, won’t it embarrass you as clan chief?"

Li Yifei hurriedly said, "It’s true, help quickly, it’s not a joke when that thing gets inside."

He Fangqing, seeing Li Yifei’s urgency, quickly squatted down and said, "No way?"

"It’s true, we were catching fish here and Xiaofei fell, then a loach crawled up her pants leg. At first, I thought it was a joke, but then the loach crawled further in, and when I took off her pants, one came running out, not sure if there’s still another one inside."

Lin Qiong snapped, "Then hurry up and check, why all this useless chatter?"

Li Yifei’s face darkened and he stopped bickering with Lin Qiong, and hurriedly went to check again while He Fangqing turned on the flashlight function on her phone.

He Fangqing looked carefully and said, "Should be none left, if there was, we’d see it by now."

Li Yifei sighed in relief, sat up, and said, "To encounter such an incident is truly bizarre."

Lin Qiong rolled her eyes at Li Yifei and said, "I think it’s all your doing."

Li Yifei grinned and said, "Next time I’ll do it deliberately with you."

"Disgusting! If you harbor such evil thoughts, I won’t ever come to your bed again," Lin Qiong glared furiously at Li Yifei.

Li Yifei smirked again, and after He Fangqing pulled Xiaofei’s pants back up, he pinched Xiaofei’s philtrum and she soon woke up, then immediately screamed, "It got in, it got in, help."

Li Yifei gently patted Xiaofei’s cheek and said, "It’s okay, nothing got in, it’s out already."

"It got in, it definitely did, I felt it," Xiaofei totally disbelieved and was still trembling.

Li Yifei said, "It really came out."

"Out? Did you catch it?" Xiaofei immediately stared wide-eyed at Li Yifei.

"It didn’t even get in at all; it fell out as soon as I took off your pants."

"No no, there was another one, it’s definitely inside, it’s over, I’m going to die, I’m really going to die!"

Seeing Xiaofei’s panicky demeanor, even Li Yifei, He Fangqing, and Lin Qiong started having doubts; could there still be another one?

"Ah, it’s still moving, it burrowed into my belly, and then into my heart, I’m going to die!"

Hearing Xiaofei say this, Li Yifei and the others were actually reassured, realizing it was just Xiaofei’s panicked psychological reaction, and direct persuasion wouldn’t be effective, Li Yifei could only say, "Yes, it was me who took it out earlier, I checked inside thoroughly, nothing left."

"Really?" Xiaofei immediately grabbed Li Yifei’s arm and stared at him with wide eyes.

"Yes, could Brother Li deceive you?"

Xiaofei had always trusted Li Yifei deeply, and hearing him say this, she finally believed somewhat and touched her belly, saying, "Seems like it’s really gone."

"Yes, don’t be scared now."

"Phew... I was really scared to death just now, damn loach, dead loach, it actually crawled towards there, Sister Fangqing, Sister Qiong, you have no idea, it was really terrifying, you’d be scared too if you faced the same stuff."

Lin Qiong and He Fangqing both darkened their faces and said in unison, "We definitely don’t want to encounter that."

But then, Xiaofei suddenly pulled her pants down again, so abruptly that Li Yifei couldn’t look away in time and saw what he shouldn’t have, quickly turning his head, saying, "What are you doing now."

"I still feel a bit uncomfortable, just checking, okay, really none left," Xiaofei quickly pulled her pants up again and stood up.

He Fangqing and Lin Qiong were both amused and exasperated, He Fangqing said, "Xiaofei, really, when you’re in front of Brother Li, you’re utterly uninhibited, not even shy when naked."

"Ah?" Xiaofei froze, then suddenly pushed Lin Qiong away and sprinted off, vanishing in the blink of an eye.

"Hubby, congratulations," Lin Qiong said with a full smile but pinched Li Yifei’s waist hard.

Li Yifei chuckled dryly and said, "It was an accident, you all saw it, I truly didn’t mean to take advantage of Xiaofei."

He Fangqing chuckled lightly and said, "You’ve already taken quite a bit of advantage, and besides, Xiaofei will eventually be yours anyway. But this girl is quite interesting."

Lin Qiong huffed and said, "If Xiaofei is smart, she should leave sooner rather than later, otherwise she will eventually fall into his clutches."

An extra dish was added to the dinner menu, which was the small fish and shrimp caught by Li Yifei and Meng Xiaofei.

"The flavor is really good today, very fresh," Xu Yingying commented as she ate some shrimp and immediately praised them.

Ning Xin’er said, "Yes, these little fish are also good. The chefs should make more of this kind of dish instead of always cooking yellow croaker and mandarin fish that we’ve grown a bit tired of."

He Fangqing chuckled again and said, "Of course it’s delicious. These were caught by our husband and Xiaofei in the little stream in the yard."

Everyone became very interested when they heard that, and started asking all about it. Meng Xiaofei, who had been eating with her head down, perked up seeing everyone’s interest and excitedly began to recount the story of catching fish and shrimp.

Although Meng Xiaofei wasn’t the best at expressing herself, since it had just happened and she was quite proud of it, she described the story vividly which everyone found amusing. They all talked about going to catch them next week, which made Meng Xiaofei even more proud, saying, "No problem, I’m an expert at this, I’ll make sure you guys have a blast."

"By the way, are there any loaches in our little stream? I love eating loach," Xiao Ling’er suddenly asked.

Meng Xiaofei’s face instantly changed color and she quickly said, "No... absolutely not!" Her eyes then darted towards Li Yifei, her cheeks turning crimson in an instant.

"Sister Xiaofei, what’s wrong?" Su Yiyi asked, puzzled.

"It’s nothing... I’m done eating, you guys eat, I’m going out to play." After saying that, Meng Xiaofei dropped her rice bowl and ran out, almost knocking over her chair.

"What’s with Xiaofei?" Everyone turned their gaze towards Li Yifei.

Li Yifei cleared his throat and rubbed his nose without saying a word, but He Fangqing laughed and retold the loach incident, causing everyone to burst into laughter as the story was truly bizarre.

But thinking about it, if this had happened to oneself, anyone would probably react like Meng Xiaofei did.

Of course, the most fun part was teasing Li Yifei about how he tried to catch the loach for Meng Xiaofei. Everyone chimed in with their comments, making Li Yifei feel very awkward. Eventually, he just thickened his skin and joked along with everyone, not feeling too defensive.

"Speaking seriously though, husband, what do you plan to do about Xiaofei? Are you going to take care of things soon?" Su Mengxin, touching her belly because of the child inside, couldn’t laugh out loud and thus shifted the conversation.

Everyone immediately turned their gaze towards Li Yifei.

Li Yifei coughed and said, "That depends on Xiaofei. I think things are fine as they are now, she’s quite comfortable. Why ruin the situation we have?"

Ning Xin’er then said, "A woman’s prime years are limited. In a few years, after she’s thirty, she’ll be past her prime. Do you really want Xiaofei to waste her best years?"

Although Ning Xin’er wasn’t much older than the others, she had the most pain in her relationship with Li Yifei. So anytime similar situations arose, she always hoped for a quick resolution rather than dragging things out.

Michelle chimed in, "Exactly, better to cut through the chaos quickly. You’ve kept me in suspense for nearly two years, do you want Xiaofei to be in suspense that long too?"

Li Yifei shook his head and said, "You and Xiaofei are different. You want to be with me, while Xiaofei enjoys living her life freely, without constraints. If I force her, it would only make her unhappy later. Let’s just wait until she’s had enough fun."

Xu Yingying nodded in agreement, "Husband is right. It’s better to respect Xiaofei’s wishes. And she is here with us every day, we see her all the time. Let things take their natural course; being together or not is just a matter of whether we share a bed or not, there is no need to stress over it."

Xiao Ling’er giggled, "Actually, the difference isn’t so big. Like today, the things our husband did, the boundaries have really stretched huh."

Everyone burst into laughter again.

Zheng Yuling smirked and said, "But to talk about today’s incident, it’s actually quite fortunate. If a loach really got in there, our husband would have suffered a big loss."

Ye Yunzhu couldn’t help but snort with laughter, "Exactly, having his wife compromised by a loach would be quite a tragic event."

Xiao Ling’er mischievously added, "A loach becoming the third party would definitely make a historically bizarre tale."

"Hehe, at that point, husband should have just taken action. That would have been playing a trio with the loach, haha..."

Chu Xiaoyao said this without any filter, but as everyone was used to such jokes from daily interactions, they didn’t feel too awkward and continued laughing heartily.

Li Yifei rolled his eyes and said, "Xiaoyao, sounds like you’re quite interested. Later I’ll catch a loach, and we can give it a try tonight."

Chu Xiaoyao immediately stuck out her tongue, "Loaches are too scary. Can’t we try something else?"

Everyone collapsed with laughter; Xiaoyao, despite being with Li Yifei for so long, still acted like a child, daring to say anything.

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