Stunning Dragon Wife
Chapter 248 - 247

Chapter 248: Chapter 247

"Is that thunder, is it thundering?"

Wu Laohu shouted as he got up from the ground.

At that moment, his old face was flushed red, and he was groggy, but he still managed to get up from the ground.

His gaze swept across the room.

At first glance, he saw Zhang Xiaoshan and Jia Lanhua hugging each other.

At that moment, the two of them were stripped bare.

They looked like two sheep skinned alive.

"It’s over."

The moment they caught Wu Laohu’s gaze, their hearts sank to the bottom.

Zhang Xiaoshan felt somewhat desperate and regretful. Why hadn’t he controlled himself? Even if he were to mess around with Jia Lanhua, they should have gone to the room instead of doing it right in the living room. Now they had given Wu Laohu a live show. Considering Wu Laohu’s way of handling things, could he even stay in White Dragon Village any longer?

Although he clearly had medical skills and martial arts, this was White Dragon Village. The public censure alone that would arise from this ordeal was enough to land him in hot water.

At this moment, he could even conjure in his mind the scenes of the villagers, who had watched him grow up, gossiping and pointing fingers at him. Sister Xiuxiu would most likely be half dead from anger.

Jia Lanhua was also trembling from fear, her body closely clinging to Zhang Xiaoshan.

"Hehehe."

But in the next moment, Wu Laohu unexpectedly pointed at Zhang Xiaoshan and Jia Lanhua and burst into laughter.

"Bare-assed, shameless, you shameless bitch, don’t you have any shame?"

"Hehe, I love to watch, I love to watch."

"Go harder, charge!"

Wu Laohu began to dance and shout excitedly.

While thinking about how to handle this mess, Zhang Xiaoshan was stunned.

Wu Laohu’s brain must be messed up, seeing his wife being embraced by someone else and not getting angry, and instead joyfully clapping and cheering?

"Drunk."

It was then that Wu Laohu suddenly leaned against the wall, bent down, and began to vomit profusely.

The ground was covered in filth.

"Ahh, that’s relief, keep going, you continue."

Squinting his eyes, Wu Laohu hazily shouted a couple of times at Zhang Xiaoshan and Jia Lanhua before collapsing back onto the ground.

"Hoo hoo hoo."

He began to emit heavy snoring sounds, actually falling asleep.

"This damn old fool gets nuts when he’s drunk; scared the hell out of me," Jia Lanhua exclaimed with a long sigh of relief.

Clearly, she had been terrified out of her wits just moments ago.

Zhang Xiaoshan spoke with some unease.

"Sister Lanhua, he won’t remember tonight’s incident tomorrow, will he?"

Jia Lanhua disdainfully said.

"I know this old fool too well. His alcohol tolerance is poor and his demeanor even worse when drunk; he’ll rant and rave, and by tomorrow he’ll have forgotten everything that happened yesterday."

"You can be assured, I guarantee he’ll wake up tomorrow having completely forgotten what he saw just now."

"Really?"

Zhang Xiaoshan was half doubtful, still a bit worried.

Jia Lanhua threw him a coquettish glance, teasingly said.

"Weren’t you bold enough that morning you peeked at me? Why have you become such a coward now? I’m giving you my word, just relax. Besides, I’m his wife, if I’m not scared, what are you afraid of?"

Encouraged by her words, Zhang Xiaoshan felt much more reassured.

"Little Shan, I hadn’t reached the peak just now; let’s go another round,"

Jia Lanhua looked at Zhang Xiaoshan with anticipation.

Right as they had been about to climax earlier, their moment was ruined by Wu Laohu waking up. Jia Lanhua was still not satisfied.

Zhang Xiaoshan looked at his little brother who had gone limp, and said bitterly to Jia Lanhua.

"Auntie, look, I got so scared by Wu Laohu just now, it’s not happening. I think we should call it quits for today and find another opportunity some other day."

Jia Lanhua immediately objected.

"That won’t do, I’m still not satisfied. Wu Laohu keeps a tight watch on me; missing today, who knows when the next chance will be? I can’t wait that long. By then, your auntie’s flower would have died of thirst."

"You need to water me more today."

Jia Lanhua’s forthright disposition was indeed direct, and her unfiltered words made her seem all the more like a woman even in this awkward scenario.

Zhang Xiaoshan licked his lips, said helplessly.

"But, but now the treasure sword has dulled, I want to, but I just can’t."

Jia Lanhua looked down and glanced.

Though it had gone limp, it was still much larger than Wu Laohu’s.

"Auntie has a good idea."

Jia Lanhua, with a look of peach blossoms in her eyes, gazed at Zhang Xiaoshan.

"Would you like to try it?"

"What?" Zhang Xiaoshan did not immediately catch on.

Jia Lanhua didn’t speak, but instead crouched down.

"Hiss."

Zhang Xiaoshan sharply inhaled a breath of cold air, his whole expression twisted.