Stop it, Taoist, Your Fight almost Ruins the DAO! -
Chapter 1033 - 553: Exposed, Mistake Upon Mistake, Today, World-Shaking Pure Yang Just Wants to Commit Suicide!
Yi Chengzi, Yi Chengzi, Great Qin State Master Yi Chengzi tread upon Mount Qingping, only to become utterly bewildered under Yue Qingping's interrogation.
He couldn't help but slowly form a question mark in his mind.
What the heck? Yue Qingping, what kind of look is that?
"Qingping True Monarch, it would be better if you clarify your words a bit more, I am somewhat unable to comprehend."
Yi Chen's broadly smiling face instantly collapsed, and the slight step back from Yue Qingping seemed to have hurt him. Could it be that his, Yi Chengzi's, reputation in the Cultivation Realm was really that bad? Is this world even salvageable?
"It's fine, I have taken note of this favor."
"Taoist Yi, you came for my disciple Shui Lingyue, right? Taoist, you may take Ling Yue to roam around for a while, but it's still best to let Ling Yue come back to Mount Qingping later. I have a Secret Technique that can ensure Ling Yue becomes a True Monarch within three years."
"If there's anything in the future, Yi Chengzi, you just need to send a message, even through a sea of flames or a mountain of knives, I will certainly repay today's kindness."
Yue Qingping glanced at Yi Chen's large face, a faint blush flashing briefly across her face before quickly returning to normal, she then swept up her Daoist robe, and assumed a dignified posture, sitting in the main seat as she spoke solemnly.
"Your face reddens like a blooming tea kettle, huh~"
"Divine Gold~"
Catching the fleeting blush on Yue Qingping's face, Yi Chen internally began furiously complaining.
It seems one should not stay long in Mount Qingping, or else others will start adding more types to the gossip about Yi Chengzi covering meals.
After exchanging a few pleasantries with Yue Qingping, Yi Chen immediately stood up and left, taking a blushing Shui Lingyue with him toward Falling Dragon Mountain.
One day.
Night time.
The sound of a phoenix flute stirs, the light of a jade pot shifts, a night of Fish Dragon Dance.
After Master had deeply fallen asleep, Yi Chen then got up and went to a hall in Falling Dragon Mountain.
At that moment, a middle-aged man dressed in black and gold was already waiting there for a long time.
"State Master, this is the matter you asked me to investigate, and now all the information is gathered here, please review it."
The middle-aged man in brilliant attire flipped his hand and immediately thousands of booklets appeared on the Great Hall.
These booklets, all with yellow covers but varying in thickness, and the quality of the paper also hugely differed, some are exquisitely beautiful, others rough like straw paper, but without exception, these inappropriate biographies, histories, and novels all feature him, Yi Chengzi.
Of course, these bastards, to avoid suspicion, mostly used homophones.
Yi Chen randomly opened one booklet, read through it, and before long went pale-faced.
Not a single dull page, what indescribably marvelous masterpieces.
Damn it all!
"Taoist Yi Chengzi whimpered and collapsed into Qingping True Monarch's arms, at that moment, Taoist Yi's eyes like silk threads, @#$%^ and he even emitted a fragrance like that of orchids…."
"Yi Chengzi supported her waist with one hand, and the other hand was not idle... @#$% roaming freely... blissfully forgetful... as soft as cotton candy. "
"..." (Omitted 4000 characters)
After closing the book, under the candlelight, on the cover "Visiting Qingping, Dragon and Phoenix Dance Edition" nine big characters glaringly confronted him, authored by Xiaoxiaosheng from the Southern Region.
"Damnable rubbish, what the hell is this stuff Xiaoxiaosheng from the Southern Region writing!"
With a slam, the Great Qin State Master stood up furiously.
As it is said, good or bad deeds will be rewarded, the Heavenly Dao cycles, if you do not believe, just look up, who has heaven spared.
As a pioneer of Da Qin's hook literature, the seeds Yi Chen sowed ultimately led to the vigorous development of the human realm's cultural and artistic field.
And him, Yi Chengzi, as a popular sensation in Da Qin, along with the mythologies of Da Qin, Yue Qingping as the World's First Female True Monarch, this creative trend finally blew their way and turned into a prevailing wind, becoming artworks beloved by the citizens of Great Qin.
If Huang Rong is Jerusalem in the previous life of Liu Bei, then Yi Chen is surely the male succubus in the Great Qin's Liu Bei...
Today, from Master Shuiyue's words, Yi Chen learned that Yue Qingping has recently been traveling in the mundane world to immerse in some worldly air, she became so leisurely and bored that she anonymously opened a bookstore in a mortals' city.
At this moment, Yi Chen realized why Yue Qingping was acting a bit 'Divine Gold' today.
Solved it.
If Yi Chen hasn't guessed wrong, there must be some problem with Yue Qingping's cultivation path.
In the past, he remarked, Mount Qingping does not connect to heaven above or the earth below, how to penetrate through? Only with worldly air.
Yue Qingping indeed follows good advice. Chances are, today's move of hers stems from this very problem.
To enter the mundane and leave it, blending in and stepping back, in the end, Yue Qingping has become 'common'.
Yi Chen, face numb, reopened one booklet after another, speed-reading them, his two thick eyebrows involuntarily furrowing, a suspicion inevitably arose in his mind.
Something is not quite right.
Yue Qingping aside, at least she is pretty, this loss Yi Chengzi could pinch his nose and accept, for he is generous.
But if some bastards concoct rumors about Yi Chengzi, like making hook literature, or making up a story about a Taoist couple where the partner is a single undivorced old onion, if by any chance in the story this old onion receives a fruit plate from Yi Chengzi, he would send this damn author to jail.
You should know, the 'Daqin Five Bases' are still busy right now.
However, contrary to Yi Chen's expectations, it seems none of the authors have crossed the red line.
"What's going on?" Yi Chen couldn't help but ask the middle-aged man in the colorful garments out loud, voicing the doubts in his stomach.
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