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Chapter 895 - 895 Chen Lingyun Side Story

Chapter 895: Chen Lingyun Side Story Chapter 895: Chen Lingyun Side Story Yan Yu got out of bed and picked up the clothes on the floor, suddenly hearing Chen Lingyun’s lazy voice from behind:

“Fetch my underwear for me.”

“Here you go.” He tossed the underwear to her.

“Help me put it on.” Chen Lingyun said.

“Put it on yourself.” Yan Yu refused.

“I have a husband, why should I do it myself?” Chen Lingyun drawled.

“What’s wrong with your voice?” Yan Yu suddenly asked curiously.

“It’s hoarse.” Chen Lingyun sat up from the bed, touching her pale and delicate neck, “I was screaming so much last night I almost dehydrated.”

“Didn’t I give you water?” Yan Yu chuckled.

“I threw it all up.” Chen Lingyun said.

“Huh?” Yan Yu quickly jumped onto the bed, fiercely pinching her cheeks, “You wench! When did you do that?”

“Stop annoying me.” Chen Lingyun brushed his hand away, “Hurry up and dress me.”

“Speaking of which, your figure seems to have grown recently.” Yan Yu suddenly said, “Is it my imagination?”

“Not at all.” Chen Lingyun touched her belly, “I’ve cultivated a secret technique for the body.”

“As if I’d believe that.” Yan Yu said impatiently, “Hurry up and get dressed to wash up.”

“I’m not going.” Chen Lingyun whined, “Carry me there.”

“No carrying.”

“Carry.”

“Shut up, stop annoying me.”

“What if you don’t carry me.” Chen Lingyun propped her cheek with one hand, a thoughtful expression on her face, “I’ll tell Zhao Yuanzhen about that time you, me, Yun Jin, Ningning, and Ruoxi were together without inviting her, okay?”

Yan Yu’s expression stiffened instantly.

He once boasted while drunk, wanting to take on five and suppress the entire squad. Once sober, reflecting on his painful statements, considering that the enchantress was rich and highly skilled, making it really tough to deal with a team of five, he had taken everyone to the hotel for a buffet. While she was binge-eating downstairs in the restaurant, he returned upstairs to fulfill the promise of taking on four.

Zhao Yuanzhen is still in the dark, giving Yan Yu occasional bits of pride and glee. But the price is that if Chen Lingyun tells her, she’ll definitely mix in many exaggerated and spiced-up details. Then the enchantress, if provoked to explode, would invariably seek tenfold revenge…

Nevermind, we are all family, no need to upset each other!

Yan Yu carried Chen Lingyun on his back, feeling she seemed much heavier.

It’s miraculous, this woman’s twig-like figure never changed for years, and now it seems to have filled out.

He carried Chen Lingyun to the bathroom and said:

“You can at least brush your teeth by yourself, right?”

“Cultivators don’t need to brush teeth.” Chen Lingyun said.

“Ever heard of maintaining a routine?” Yan Yu scorned, “By that logic, don’t eat meals, don’t drink water, don’t sleep, just stay energized for over a decade and see if you get bored.”

“Hmm, alright, hand me the tooth mug.” Chen Lingyun changed her mind.

The two started brushing their teeth together. Yan Yu standing while brushing, and Chen Lingyun lying on his back brushing, which looked nothing like a couple of lovers, rather more like a father and daughter…

Damn, from little wife to little daughter, how could I dream of such a thing?

Yan Yu chased this terrifying thought from his mind, finished brushing teeth in sync with Chen Lingyun, washed their faces, then went downstairs to the living room.

“For breakfast, toast and fried eggs, with a cup of coffee.” Chen Lingyun ordered, “For lunch, fried pork chop salad with white rice, and the spicy soy sauce must be Phoenix tail brand.”

“Can you stop being so damn picky and go eat shit?” Yan Yu cursed, “Ningning isn’t here today. I can’t cook anything at all. The most I can do is order takeout or go out to eat.”

“Don’t you mind kissing me with a shit-eating mouth?” Chen Lingyun said with a smile.

“Get lost!”

“Hmm.” Chen Lingyun pondered for a moment, then suddenly said, “How about I call Ningning back to cook?”

“You call her, see if she’ll come back?” Yan Yu said disdainfully, “She took my son on vacation to the Southern Border. Come back to cook and leave my son there? Dragging him back midway through the trip, would the kid agree? You’re dreaming!”

“Indeed.” Chen Lingyun nodded, “But, if she knew who last made Ruoxi wear her clothes and messed up her room and bed, she might just come storming back.”

Yan Yu: …………

How did you know? Did Ruoxi tell you… Impossible! Ruoxi refused afterward, and she even forbade me to mention it, how could she possibly blab to Chen Lingyun?

Could it be that you’ve planted a Yin Ghost to eavesdrop again? No, that can’t be, I thoroughly checked with my Divine Sense…

Yan Yu was baffled, but he definitely couldn’t let Ningning know the truth, otherwise, there would be big trouble.

“I’m going to fry an egg.” He stood up, grief-stricken.

Endure!

What’s so bad about cooking for my wife? Considering how pitifully and strenuously she tried last night, compensating her appropriately today is no problem.

I, Yan Yu, always differentiate clearly between gratitude and grudges!

Toast bread taken out, crack an egg into the frying pan, flip it once it sets. Chen Lingyun loves her fried egg without salt and pepper, nothing needs to be added…

But why should I do it the way she likes?

Not only am I going to add black and white pepper, but I’m also going to add a lethal amount of cumin and five-spice powder! And some soy sauce!

After the egg is loaded with spices and soy sauce, its color slowly darkens, gradually transforming into a dark fried egg.

Yan Yu also revealed a sinister triumphant grin. Considering Chen Lingyun’s love for slightly runny-centered fried eggs, he specifically cooked the egg till extremely well done, the edges crispy before taking it out and sandwiching it with toast bread.

Then comes the coffee. Knowing that this woman usually only drinks hand-poured coffee, Yan Yu considerately took out an instant coffee sachet and a special “hand-poured coffee essence” from the cupboard, brewed, and sprinkled it in.

Finally, he served the meal and coffee.

Chen Lingyun was curled up on the sofa, flipping through a parenting book Yun Jin had left unfinished, giving Yan Yu a sudden chill down his spine.

Didn’t this woman say last time she wanted to be childfree?

In any case, when one actually has several children, this detestable woman suddenly showing interest in kids isn’t exactly good news.

Yan Yu put the plate in front of her and snatched the book from her hands, saying:

“Don’t read at the breakfast table, hasn’t anyone taught you table manners?”

“Oh, looking pretty serious, huh~” Chen Lingyun chuckled, “Thanks, dear, for making breakfast.”

She began to tackle the toast and eggs, not touching the coffee.

“How does it taste?” Yan Yu asked expectantly.

“Not bad,” Chen Lingyun commented, “Although it’s added with all sorts of random spices, it unexpectedly created a very complex array of flavors, pairing well with the bland toast.”

Yan Yu immediately felt disappointed and continued:

“Want to try the coffee I made for you?”

“No thanks,” Chen Lingyun declined, “I only drink hand-brewed.”

“Why did you spit it out last night then?” Yan Yu asked darkly.

“Hmm,” Chen Lingyun blinked.

“Actually, I was just kidding~”

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