Stand By Me Darling
Chapter 60: Got Caught

Chapter 60: Got Caught

Talia after a quick shower for some reason couldn’t bring herself to get out and face Arthur. This is the first time she felt embarrassed this much and she tried to figure out what to do while staying inside her bathroom.

Luckily she had her phone with her and she wanted to know how much it would hurt the first time. She has read some fair share of harlequin romances and in most of those books, the women were said to have gone through immeasurable pain that made them feel like they were split into half and something similar and those exaggerated words made her skeptical to believe it.

’Why would any woman put herself through that of the pain is that great, right? If that’s the case the world won’t be overpopulated right now!’

She checked the Internet for more answers and there the results were entirely different. Slight pain, discomfort and maybe slight bleeding.

’This seems acceptable’ she thought and then she remembered his size and bent and looked between her legs.

’Um! No! No way a thing that big enters this little hole and you won’t feel pain!’ she felt a chill pass through her spine.

After deliberating for a while with herself, she decided to ask the woman who had actual experience.

The unsuspecting Rebecca after her dinner had an extra cup of wine and was now rolling in the carpet in front of the fireplace with her husband when she heard her phone ring.

"Let it ring..." Joe trying to enter from behind her, bit her earlobe. Realising it was the ringtone for Talia, she crawled out of his hold while he hung on to her while walking on his knees.

"Get off! It’s Talia..." she tried to smack her husband’s hungry and wandering hand on her tush but missed it since she was seeing double.

"Shouldn’t have drunk..." she mumbled as she searched for her ringing phone.

Talia looked at her phone for time and it was almost midnight and she placed her palm on her forehead realising how inconsiderate she have acted based on her whim.

She prayed in her heart that Rebecca didn’t wake up from her sleep because of her call and decided to end the call when she heard the line connect.

"Tallie... What’s the matter?"

Hearing the voice from the other side, Talia could infer that either she is drunk or was deeply asleep till then and felt more bad.

"Sorry, I’ll call you in the morning. Have a good..."

She tried to end the call but was interjected.

" What is it? It’s fine. I’m free. It’s not like you to call me in the middle of the night"

Rebecca kicked her clingy husband off of her and asked worried. All these years she’d known Talia, never once she had called her at odd times.

"It’s nothing of importance actually..." Talia heard Joe’s scream through the phone and felt more bad.

’What have I done? Did I disturb their time together? Eh! Stupid Talia!’

"She’s fine! Is she a baby?" Joe pulled Rebecca down seeing himself getting ditched.

How could she leave her husband for a friend?

"Tell me or I’ll go there. Are you in any trouble? Should I call the cops? ," Rebecca got more worried and didn’t even listen to Joe whining beside her.

"No! I just wanted to know if your first time hurt," Talia spilled it out fearing Rebecca would actually come here to her apartment in the middle of the night.

" Wha...?" Rebecca felt herself sobering up. "Sweety, what did you say? " she stood up out of happiness, "Do it!!" she screamed in the phone thinking her friend must be preparing herself for a romantic night with her man.

The night is still young and she is not that young anymore and she should just do it!

"It’s nothing. I’ll talk to you later," Talia could feel her face stiffening up realising the trouble she brought upon herself. The next time she meets Rebecca, she’s going to tear her apart with her questions.

Rebecca threw her phone on the couch in a pretty cheery way and laughed loudly making Joe surprised.

" What is it?" he asked wondering if his wife is severely drunk or she has just lost her marbles.

"Nothing honey, I’m so happy... You know what? I’ll do all the work. You just lie down," she bit his lips and pushed him on the floor and straddled on top of him.

Seeing his delighted wife grinding herself on him, Joe was really pleased. He even felt bad for cussing Talia in his heart sometime before. For some reason she made his wife more happy and that made him double happy.

Ah! Life is perfect!

Talia on the other hand forced herself to get out of the bathroom and noticing him loading the washing machine, passed him like a flash and ended up on the bed, covering herself with the duvet.

The smell of the fresh sheets lulled her already weary body to sleep the moment she laid on the bed and even in her deep sleep she could feel the warmth on her back and her lips were curled to a smile.

Morning came and Arthur woke up looking at the woman who was hugging his waist with her pink lips smiling and couldn’t help but give a peck on them before he got up.

He just wanted to pick this woman up, pack her up in a nice little box so she won’t run away and bring her back to their country and marry her once more.

Ah! If only!

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There were no sweet sound of chirping birds or barking dogs to wake her up but a loud sound of siren that could be heard even through the soundproof glasses did the deed.

’Ah! Why do people even want to live in such big cities!’

Talia grumbled as she woke up and seeing the empty space beside her, she felt a bit empty in her heart. But thinking of breakfast, her mood lightened up. She forgot the embarrassment from the previous night and walked towards the bathroom wondering where he might be.

The bathroom door wasn’t locked and she opened it thinking he was out. But what she saw made her want to pluck her own eyes off.

That seven feet figure with all his glorious hair was standing in the buff holding a pantyliner over his crotch while balancing his phone between his shoulder and ear.

"It won’t stop! What should I do?" he was talking in the phone when she opened up and seeing her opening the door, he let out a scream like a scared woman in horror movies and his phone dropped inside the washbasin.

Talia really wished she didn’t see what she saw right now. She just now witnessed a grown man pressing a woman’s sanitary product on his crotch.

She might be benighted in science but even she herself knew that those with a p*nis won’t have periods. She was sure of it because Cyrus swore on it.

’If so, why is Fred using my product on himself? Does he have some king of fetish? Is he a pervert?’

She opened her mouth to say something but nothing came out of her mouth and she slowly closed the bathroom door.

’Well, whatever floats his boat, I guess?’ she was confused how to address this weird fetish. ’Are there other people like him?’

"There is no cotton inside!"

She heard him shout from inside and he swung open the door from inside and she who was still holding the handle got startled and immediately took a step back.

Her unrestrained eyes went straight for his crotch and he was still holding it and she diverted her eyes to the floor forcefully.

That’s when she saw the blood drops on the neat white Italian marbled floor of the bathroom.

’Wait what? Cyrus lied? Men have periods too?’

She was shocked and looked at his face flushed red.

"I nicked my balls while grooming and there was no cotton in your cabinet and so I used your... thingy... Uh! Why do you look like you’ve seen a ghost?", Arthur said casually and walked past her to the couch.

"Oh?... Oh!"

It took some seconds for Talia to understand what he said, "I thought you were having your periods," she spoke her thoughts out loud and walked behind him.

"What?" he stoppped midway making her bump on him and she looked at him with a stunned and confused expression.

"What else did you want me to think? That you have some fetish using female sanitary products?" she asked back and she watched his face blacken.

"You dummy!" he poked her forehead with his index finger, gritting his teeth like he wanted to look inside her brain.

What does this little brain think all day long? What does she think of me?

"Let me have a look," she walked with her first aid box to the man sitting on the couch pouting.

"Dummy!" he tried to grab the box from her hand but she held on to it.

"Let me see," she squatted in front of him and pulled his hand away sure enough the moment his hands were removed, that area started to bleed again.

"Hold it! Hold it for some more time," he pressed her hand on the skin and she looked up to see him smiling.

"Do you know what this position with me sitting and you kneeling between my legs look like...?" he laughed like a lecherously making Talia roll her eyes.

"Yeah, yeah, very funny!" she pretended to laugh and he frowned.

She continued to explore that thing between his legs more curiously. This is the first time she is seeing this thing in flesh.

It is in a odd place too! No wonder men cannot sit with their knees together. It would be highly uncomfortable.

Arthur saw her curious eyes wandering over his private parts and he didn’t feel shy. It’s her! She can do anything! Also he didn’t forget what she said last night about his little brother down there and he was pretty happy and proud to show it to her.

Talia could feel his burning gaze on her and she felt embarrassed as if she was doing something wrong. She wanted to get out.

"Did you look enough? How do you feel? Want to..."

"Eh! So-so... It looks kind of weird though. I’ve never seen a thing that gets ugly the more you stare at it!" she let go of the skin and stood up and walked back.

’Now is your time, Talia! Run!’

"U-ugly?" he was shocked. How could she say that about his family jewel. It is called a jewel. Where can one find an ugly jewel?

Dumb woman!

"And.... Do you nick yourself often?" she asked turning to look at him. She thought of something. She had leart some new terms recently when she searched about her grandfather’s health.

See! Learning biology could help! I should have listened to my biology teachers!

"Yes, why?" he asked a bit curious. It’s something common for him.

"It’s that... I can see a couple of places having necrosis. I’ve read somewhere that dead cells and tissues will have no blood supply and they will in turn lead to..."

"What?" he was shocked and bent to look.

’What does she mean by dead cells and tissues? Her words all seem so... Sciencey! What’s wrong with my little guy?’

"I think if you don’t see a doctor, your balls may fall off!" she said with a straight face, walked to the bedroom locked it and leaning on the door laughed silently until her eyes watered.

"Jordan! Will my balls fall off?" she heard him yell ito his phone.

As expected, he believed it!