Reborn as the Villain's Wife, I Shine in 80s
Chapter 81 - 079 Shrew

Chapter 81: 079 Shrew

Tian Sangsang sneered coldly, "I can earn my own money. Spending someone else’s money makes me uncomfortable. And besides, what the hell is this? Two hundred bucks to buy my son? Sorry, even a hundred million wouldn’t be enough to catch my eye."

Oh, wow. What big talk. What a fierce village woman. She’s really got no filter on that mouth of hers.

Even more arrogant and brazen than him.

Zhao Chun spat on the ground and muttered to himself, "Am I crazy, stupid, or just dazed, wasting my breath arguing with this lunatic? Still dreaming of a golden phoenix flying out of the hillside. Based on what? Her pitch-black complexion, or her hefty layers of fat? Even if she offered the lard from her fat to make oil, I wouldn’t take it."

One of the young men turned to Zhao Chun and said, "Damn it, Zhao Chun, why are you wasting time? If she doesn’t listen, beat her up first, talk later! Once she’s submissive, everything becomes negotiable!"

Another guy picked up a thick wooden stick from his hand, weighed it a couple of times, then pointed it at Tian Sangsang and cursed, "You stinking woman, Biao Ge showing interest in you is already giving you face. How dare you badmouth Biao Ge like this? I’ll knock your teeth out today and see if you dare to keep spouting off."

"Son, step aside and watch your mom," Tian Sangsang said, lowering her head with a sly smile. It was time to show off her rudimentary fighting skills. To be honest, she hadn’t been too confident in her self-defense before, but now, with this hefty body of hers, she was eager to give it a try.

"You two, go!" Zhao Chun commanded the other two men, staying back to watch the drama unfold. In his mind, he didn’t even have to lift a finger. He’d simply sit back and watch the clam and crane fight, then reap the rewards as the fisherman.

One young man lunged at Tian Sangsang with a stick, but she easily sidestepped him. The other took the opportunity to charge in, only for Tian Sangsang to swiftly trip him up with deadly accuracy, sending him sprawling face-first into the dirt, eating... well, you know. The first one spat on the ground and barked, "You stinking wench, watch me now."

He charged again, shouting, but Tian Sangsang twisted her tank-like waist gracefully to the side, snatched up the fallen stick, and swung it around. The stick from the guy behind her flew out of his hand and rolled a meter away.

"You idiot. If you’re going to attack, just do it. What’s the point of shouting to warn me?" Tian Sangsang snickered effortlessly, grabbed the stick, and landed a flurry of strikes on the guy, who yelped while covering his head. Finally, with a slight motion, she sent the black-and-blue young man sprawling onto the ground.

The man on the ground tried to counterattack, but Tian Sangsang stomped hard on his belly, making him wail like a beaten dog.

"Mama!" At this moment, she heard Meng Shuyan’s cry. Turns out, that pale-faced guy had crept up to her son.

Tian Sangsang curled her lips menacingly, "Hey, buddy, your two pals are already on the verge of defeat."

Chills ran down Zhao Chun’s back as he glanced at his two fallen companions. Dammit, what useless teammates—two grown men couldn’t even handle a big lady.

"You son of a...!" Zhao Chun’s single eyelid flared as he raised his hand to strike Tian Sangsang. Just when she thought he was going to hit her, he suddenly reached out to grab Meng Shuyan instead. Tian Sangsang grabbed his hand mid-motion and delivered a heavy punch to his face.

"Ow... son of a... this is the first time I’ve ever been hit by a woman!" Zhao Chun collapsed to the ground, his stick falling from his grasp. His arrogant face twisted in disbelief as his eyes blinked rapidly, "I’m bleeding. My nose... blood... dammit, this..."

Before he could finish, someone hoisted him up and slammed him face-first into the dirt. Reacting quickly, he grabbed the stick next to him and swung upward, only to have both legs pinned down.

"Argh!" A loud crack came from his arm. Dammit, it must be dislocated.

Tian Sangsang casually patted her hands and picked up the stick. With a long sigh, she said, "I planned to let you off, but you’re just begging for it."

"Oh, fuck..." With a face as pale as a sheet, Zhao Chun wiped his nosebleed but couldn’t stop himself from cursing.

"Who was it just now that said they’d knock out my teeth, huh?" Tian Sangsang asked in a leisurely manner, pacing back and forth. Meng Shuyan watched from the side, his heart swelling with pride—his mom was absolutely incredible~~!

The two guys on the ground still glared at her defiantly. "You damn wench, Tian Sangsang, just wait ’til we come back with reinforcements! You’ll get yours! You just wait!"

Tian Sangsang was no saint. These men had come looking for trouble and ended up getting a taste of their own medicine. A beating seemed like fair punishment. But then she reconsidered—no, it wouldn’t do. If Biao Ge sought revenge in the future, it would only bring more trouble. And trouble was the last thing she needed.

"Oh? Let me tell you, even if you bring ten more guys, none of you will be my match. Since you’re so persistent, I’ll beat it out of you until you’re convinced." Tian Sangsang gripped the stick tightly, raining blows on their legs like a torrential downpour. "Still thinking about knocking out my teeth? Or bringing people to fix me up? Go on, keep talking back. If I don’t break one of your legs today, I won’t leave. Son, stop peeking! This is too violent. Cover your eyes!"

"O(∩_∩)O Okay!" Meng Shuyan extended his tiny hands to cover his bright black eyes but left a narrow gap between his fingers.

The two young men shrieked like slaughtered pigs, "Help! Murder! Tian Sangsang is going to kill us! Biao Ge, save us!"

Tian Sangsang tossed the stick away, landing a punch on each of their faces. Both men immediately sported swollen black eyes and bloody noses... Kids under eighteen, take note: do NOT imitate this.

"Scream! Go ahead, scream! Even if you call me Grandma, no one’s coming to save you," she taunted. "Now, tell me—are you still plotting payback? Huh? Well?!" With that, she stomped down hard.

That stomp—who knows if her aim was off—but one of the men suddenly flushed bright red and let out a scream even louder than before.

Oh, crap...

Breathing heavily, Tian Sangsang propped herself up by her barrel-like waist. Fighting was exhausting! She raised a hand to wipe the sweat off her brow.

"Granny, have mercy! Mercy! We won’t dare anymore! Please, let us go!"

Finally, they begged for mercy.

Standing high above them, Tian Sangsang asked coldly, "Still planning to bring more people?"

"No! We wouldn’t dare!" The two looked at her in terror, tears streaming down their faces along with their nosebleeds, staining their clothes. "We swear, we’ll never dare again!" Dare? Not likely. The lesson this time was burned into their memories forever. This woman was fiercer than Biao Ge. At least Biao Ge, no matter how rough, had never targeted vital areas. Once you get stomped there, you’re haunted for a decade. They hadn’t even gotten married yet—how unlucky could they get?

"Oh, fuck..." Zhao Chun, watching from the side, muttered under his breath. Those two wimps! If only his hand weren’t dislocated, he!!!

"Let me warn you," Tian Sangsang told them, "if you dare mess with my son and me again, next time won’t end so easily. Make up some excuse for Biao Ge, but don’t say it was me who beat you. I don’t want trouble with him. If word gets out that you were beaten up by a woman, good luck finding a wife in the future. Even if you’ve already got wives, no family will want to marry into yours with fathers like you. Think it over carefully—whether it’s worth it."

The two men scrambled to their feet and stumbled off into the distance. But if they admitted they’d been beaten by Tian Sangsang, their dignity would be in shreds. Then again, if it wasn’t her, who could they say did it? Catching each other’s eyes, they immediately thought of one person: Zhao Chun. They’d just say that little bastard tried to run off back to the city and set them up, beating them like this.