Rebirth of the Villainous Female Boss
Chapter 1396 - Chapter 1396 Chapter 1368 Blame it on Attraction (Four

Chapter 1396: Chapter 1368: Blame it on Attraction (Four Updates) Chapter 1396: Chapter 1368: Blame it on Attraction (Four Updates) Everything would be snatched away by that person, Kiara thought and decided that she should probably buy a ticket and flee, the further the better.

Below deck, Mario Yuno patted Zoel Cohen’s shoulder. Zoel was wearing a tiny pair of headphones, through which Kiara and Fire’s voices came through clearly.

“Heard that?” Mario asked Zoel.

“When did you plant the eavesdropping device?” Zoel had heard quite enough. So her abnormal mood was because of this!

“Just now, well, I used the very ones your girlfriend Kiara once gifted to my daughter-in-law; this is what you call using one’s own spear against one’s own shield, perfect utility!”

Zoel thought about what Kiara had just said, and the more he pondered, the more unpleasant it felt.

Mario glanced at him with the corner of his eye, “You’re not stupid enough to run up and ask her why she doesn’t talk to you but opens up to my daughter-in-law, are you?”

Zoel paused, “Why can’t I?”

“Tsk tsk, no wonder my daughter-in-law says you’re dumb; you really are! You haven’t won your woman’s heart, and she can’t fully trust you, having not given her a sense of security. We friends act as add-ons, helping you indirectly find out what’s on her mind. If you don’t reflect on your lack of ability to make a woman feel safe, how can you have the nerve to go ask her? If you did ask, she would end up disliking you even more, and by association, sell me and my daughter-in-law out!”

Is he dumb or what?!

What a disastrous teammate. How did such a person ever find a daughter-in-law? Camden had his doubts.

His emotional intelligence soared only when it wasn’t related to Fire, completely overshadowing Mr. Zoel.

Zoel thought, Youngest Brother of Yuno Family’s words might be annoying, but the logic was sound; he sat on the chair and pondered his next move.

“Women are a bunch of narrow-minded creatures by nature. Dealing with these dangerously small-minded beings, one must follow a principle: if you can’t poop, don’t blame the Earth’s lack of gravity. Take me, for example, I would never blame my daughter-in-law when she’s angry; it’s definitely because I did something wrong!”

The advice sounded right, but something about it felt… odd?

Fire had just come down to see how much they’d caught and heard Camden’s grand “defecation theory,” standing there feeling quite disgusted.

Mario’s emotional intelligence wasn’t too low, as long as it wasn’t about his daughter-in-law. Giving others strategic advice, he was pretty sharp. But when it came to Fire, not only did his emotional intelligence drop to negative numbers, his IQ also hit rock bottom.

After spewing all that, Mario felt the atmosphere aboard the ship turn somewhat off. Turning around, he saw his daughter-in-law standing atop the stairs, looking down at him from her high vantage point.

“See, the gravity’s strong, isn’t it?”

Normally, this analogy wouldn’t be a problem, but he had just said if you can’t poop, don’t blame the Earth’s lack of gravity…

And so, Fire’s anger flared up, pointing at him with her finger.

“You!”

“Sir, yes sir!” he stood to attention at once and waited obediently for praise.

Hmph, mission accomplished beyond expectations. When he got home that night, surely he would receive all kinds of rewards?

Perhaps it would be like last night…

Heh heh~

Someone was feeling quite pleased.

“You’re doing the barbecue, and then drink those two boxes!”

“Wife… I can’t drink that much…” he protested weakly. Why did he feel like his wife’s tone and expression seemed less like praise and more like punishment?

“If you can’t finish drinking it, then carry it back just the way you brought it!”

Kiara smirked coldly.

“After all, you are a man with ‘attraction’. Use your attraction to wick away the beer cases!”

There’s still some distance to the parking lot from here, not to mention carrying it up the stairs when getting home. Serve him right for running his mouth off!

Mario Yuno watched his daughter-in-law stomp away in her high heels like a queen, not understanding from start to finish why Kiara was suddenly angry with him.

After pondering for a few seconds, he finally enlightened himself to a truth, then earnestly turned to Zoel Cohen to impart his wisdom.

“See that? Women are just strange like that. There’s always a few days each month when they’re inexplicably moody, and at those times – you just can’t be like them–”

“Camden Yuno! You’re also wiping down the glass when you get home, in every house, all of them!” Kiara’s roar came from above, she was still not far away, and everyone heard it!

Mr. Zoel watched Youngest Brother of Yuno Family go full derp throughout the whole process, his erstwhile aggrieved feelings suddenly vanished.

Yeah, what was he worried about after all?

Even a guy like Youngest Brother of Yuno Family could find a wife and have such a wonderful child, where was he lacking compared to Youngest Brother of Yuno Family?!

The plastic flower friendship between men was built just like that. Mario Yuno felt he was nobly helping his daughter-in-law by guiding the idiotic Zoel Cohen. He had even offended his own daughter-in-law out of frustration with Zoel Cohen’s stupidity (??), but considering how dumb and emotionally touching Zoel Cohen was, Youngest Brother of Yuno Family decided to temporarily stop opposing Zoel Cohen. Having such an idiot by his side was perfect to highlight his own superior qualities. With Zoel Cohen’s stupidity as a contrast, his own understanding nature would shine through, and his wife was sure to love him more for it.

Conveniently, Mr. Zoel was thinking the same thing.

Having an Aruo like Youngest Brother of Yuno Family hanging around him, Aka would surely feel especially manly. In comparison, Aka would certainly recognize his own good qualities. As the saying goes, one fears not the buyer’s ignorance, but the comparison of goods! The days of turning the tables were just around the corner!

Thus, the two men exchanged looks across space. Along with the night sea breeze, they managed to find a hint of resonance in each other’s irritating and hateful faces.

“Care to go up for a drink?” Mario Yuno reached out, and Zoel Cohen gave him a slap.

“I was thinking the same!”

That night, Aka and Kiara witnessed a miraculous scene.

The two men who used to be at each other’s throats unexpectedly didn’t argue or badmouth each other this time and, against all odds, started drinking arm in arm?

“Back in the day, we were from the same yard, and together we drove away quite a few kids from other yards. Years have passed in a blink, and who would have thought that our lovers would be trained by the same master. What fate, huh? Here’s to fate, Zoel Cohen,” Mario Yuno toasted.

Zoel Cohen clinked glasses with him, “Yeah, our yard has good feng shui. Although everyone pursues different careers, we all seem to have a good eye for women.”

Huh…

Aka was so shocked by those two that she rubbed her eyes fiercely. What on earth had happened to suddenly transform them into best buddies?

“See that? If those two can get along, what is impossible in this world? Cheer up!” Kiara patted Aka on the shoulder, and Aka numbly stuffed a bite of food into her mouth.

Yeah, if those two can come together… maybe things aren’t as bleak as she thought… right?

Aka went to the restroom, and Zoel Cohen also wanted to follow her to talk about her troubles, but Kiara pulled him back in one swift movement.

“Hold your horses.”

“She’s already like that, and you want me to do nothing?” Zoel Cohen had been restless ever since he heard Aka’s troubling reason.

“Untying the bell requires the one who tied it. This matter needs long-term planning, leave it to me to handle.”

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