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Chapter 1338 - Chapter 1338 Chapter 1310 Internationalism Abuses Single Dog
Chapter 1338: Chapter 1310 Internationalism Abuses Single Dog Principle Chapter 1338: Chapter 1310 Internationalism Abuses Single Dog Principle Kiara laughed gently, “Husband, look how good I am to you. I’m the smart one with others, but with you, I abandon all tricks and treat you with sincere, if not smart, sincerity. Don’t you find that touching?”
“…No, not really!” Camden understood this sentence. Did his wife mean she was sincerely dissing him?!
She didn’t even bother to maintain the “fake” courtesy, wailing!
“I’m not dissing you! I’m complimenting you, Husband. Your behavior today has fully demonstrated to us the best way for a person with low EQ to handle their overwhelming emotions. Do you know what that is?”
“What?” Camden followed her train of thought and asked, but then he felt something was off. Wait, low EQ?!
If he couldn’t understand this, it wasn’t a matter of EQ anymore, this was about not having enough IQ!
So he reached out to grab her, but Kiara, slippery like an eel, made a run for it.
“If you dare to say it, then don’t run!”
“I’m running, what about it, you want to break my legs?” Kiara’s eyes swirled with an intoxicating charm.
“I won’t break your legs, but–if you dare run, I’ll use my saliva to give you a facial!”
This move was indeed powerful.
Kiara was gorgeously grossed out.
“Elder Brother, I yield to you. After all, we are both people with ID cards. Can’t you avoid being disgusting to others as well as yourself? Do you think you’re a blood swiftlet, and your drool is bird’s nest soup?”
“Dare to find your husband disgusting, I understand now. You must be complaining there’s not enough ‘moisturizing’, come on, Husband will feed you!”
Adhering to the international principle of ‘it’s less nauseating if two people feel sick together,’ the teasing went on for another while.
When his hands began to wander indecently, Kiara suddenly remembered something important.
She took a step back and pointed at Camden.
“I was almost bewitched by you, bad Egg, and forgot about the serious matter at hand!”
All that talk about ‘Dream of Red Mansion Watson’, ‘Opera’, ‘parking whatever Maple Forest Evening’, and ‘Layla Jackson’s drunken frolics under the grape arbor’ can be ‘thoroughly’ discussed later; she hadn’t forgotten about the serious matter just yet.
“Serious matter?!” Camden showed his dissatisfaction.
What other matters could there be that are more significant than discussing the impact of ‘Classical Literature’ on family planning and population control?
“I have a task for you to do…” Kiara murmured into his ear.
Wendy stared with wide eyes at her parents’ exchange, and even though she didn’t quite understand, judging by her mother’s expression and her father’s reaction, the little one got it.
She made a nodding gesture immediately, mhm mhm, as long as it conveyed the message that ‘Mum is powerful’, there was no problem.
Yep, the principle is to be Mum’s unconditionally admiring lackey.
When Mario Yuno was first directed by Kiara, he was shaking his head, deeming it inadvisable. But after listening further, Camden got excited.
Not for any other reason, but because his daughter-in-law was going to strike back at ‘James Norris ‘Norris Flowery Fox”, Brother Singh couldn’t miss out on this!
“Can you do it?” Kiara asked him, her little schemes were a bit challenging in practice, but with a superhuman cheat like Camden, everything was possible.
“Man, you can’t back out now! Daughter-in-law, just wait and see!”
Camden got up to make a call, ready to tackle the task Kiara had assigned him.
“Babbling on, do you know where that gigolo, your blind cousin has a crush on, lives? Give me his room number and his cell phone number too.”
Kiara also sent a text to Aka, asking which room Norris was staying in.
Everyone was staying in the same hotel, but on different floors and with different room numbers.
Having obtained this information, Mario Yuno noticed that Aka’s room and Norris’s were next to each other. It wouldn’t be difficult to pick the locks of these hotel doors, but opening them would make noise and might draw their attention.
Mario Yuno looked at the structure of the hotel and called someone to get the architectural plans of the hotel, then sent them to Kiara’s email.
“Why send this?” Kiara saw him open the computer, and just looking at the blueprint made her head dizzy.
“Checking the hotel’s ventilation system. It’s a shame to miss out on some fun when we’ve worked hard to set someone up. Since it’s hard to get through the door, let’s try the ventilation system.” It was Camden’s specialty, after all.
“Didn’t you easily crawl into it during the day? Why bother looking at blueprints?”
Now it was Camden’s turn to look down on Mrs. Kiara.
“Daughter-in-law, have you been watching too many Hollywood spy movies? Not all ventilation ducts can fit a person. Residential buildings without vent entries are inaccessible. Only commercial and hotel buildings like these might work. But even then, there are strict conditions. First off, not all vents lead to every room, so we need to check the blueprints. Another thing is the size of the vents – a 60cm by 60cm size is needed for an adult to fit; otherwise, you need to know the Bone Shrinking skill. The ducts taper in three dimensions, getting smaller and smaller. Without considering these factors, it’s like trying to fit through the eye of a needle…”
Otherwise, they might get stuck in the duct during the infiltration and not be able to get out, and such incidents have occurred before.
Camden went on to tell Kiara about several thieves who were misled by Hollywood blockbusters and ended up stuck in air ducts, unable to get out. They were finally rescued after much difficulty, regretting their actions with snot and tears – being a criminal isn’t easy; it requires IQ!
Not understanding blueprints, not grasping the structure of the building, or even missing basic knowledge about heating systems wouldn’t allow one to know which ducts were accessible and which were not.
Kiara listened with great interest. Using her husband’s expertise in this situation felt completely natural.
Luckily, the floor they were on had wider ducts, and since all the rooms were presidential suites of over 200 square meters, Mario Yuno came to the conclusion after carefully studying the blueprints and the locations of the air conditioning rooms that it would be no problem for him and Kiara to climb up there.
Right, Mrs. Kiara also wanted to join in on the fun this time.
After working out the route, Mario Yuno gave Kiara’s plumper area a mischievous glance and clicked his tongue twice.
“Daughter-in-law, do you know why my old unit had weight requirements? Definitely not for the overweight!”
“Is it because they’re afraid of getting stuck in these places?” Kiara, excited about the upcoming spectacle, didn’t notice someone was playing a mean joke.
“Yeah, you see why Aka’s as skinny as ribs, she must have crawled through plenty before. Daughter-in-law, unfortunately, you’re at a disadvantage there.”
Kiara looked down at herself, “I’m fat?”
That couldn’t be. She’d gotten back to her pre-pregnancy weight through persistent effort.
“You’re thin, but some parts aren’t – I’m afraid you might get stuck … Maybe, daughter-in-law, I should wrap you up in duct tape?” he suggested naughtily.
Then, the Beautiful Lady sleeping in the living room twitched her ears twice, then settled back down calmly.
Camden’s daily foolishness was being cut down – nothing unusual about that.
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