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Chapter 1327 - Chapter 1327 Chapter 1299 Reasons Bachelors Cant Get a Wife
Chapter 1327: Chapter 1299: Reasons Bachelors Can’t Get a Wife Chapter 1327: Chapter 1299: Reasons Bachelors Can’t Get a Wife “Alright, everyone is here, let’s go.” Kiara, holding Wendy in her arms, walked towards Susi and was abruptly pulled away by Zoel Cohen.
“You’re riding with me!”
And this scene was caught by James Norris ‘Norris Flowery Fox’ turning his head.
In the car, Norris mentioned to Aka in a casual tone.
“His relationship with the Junior Leader is not ordinary.”
“What?” Aka had been a bit feverish since the morning, and his brain was scattered, reacting half a beat slower than usual.
“The man who left a mark on your neck, his relationship with the Junior Leader is definitely not ordinary. He looks at her differently.” Norris was a professional hypnotist, and his intuition about people was usually very accurate.
“Oh, him? He’s Mrs. Kiara’s spiritual twin. Those two are almost like siblings. Senior Brother, do you think spiritual twins have similar standards when choosing a partner? Like, if Mrs. Kiara likes men like Brother Singh, does that mean her spiritual twin would like men like Brother Singh as well?”
Norris shook his head, “Not necessarily. There are no two identical rivers in the world. Even spiritual twins may have different tastes in people. So you still have a chance.”
Aka shook his head, “Forget it, I’ve given up.”
“Given up for real? Alright then, I was actually considering teaching you pua. With the pua tactics I teach, you could have a 99% success rate in picking up girls or guys. Don’t you want to give it a try?”
Aka, unenthusiastic, “Forget it. Your courses might work on others, but definitely not on people like Mrs. Kiara or Zoel Cohen. If you don’t believe me, go try to seduce Mrs. Kiara. If you can seduce her and live to tell the tale, I’ll do whatever you ask.”
“Is she that difficult to conquer?” Norris seemed to think of something, his lips forming a knowing smirk.
“Difficult? If conquering other women is like climbing a hill, then Mrs. Kiara is Mount Everest. Do you think I gave up on Zoel Cohen for nothing? He’s Mrs. Kiara’s spiritual twin — unless someone as extraordinary as Brother Singh comes along, there’s no way.”
“Really… heh.” Norris said lightly.
“What?” Aka hadn’t heard clearly.
“Nothing.” Norris showed his signature smile.
Kiara sat in Zoel Cohen’s car holding the child, and just by looking at Zoel Cohen driving, one could sense the boundless resentment.
He didn’t start the conversation and Kiara didn’t ask, but eventually Zoel Cohen couldn’t hold back any longer.
“Who’s that man with a face full of pretense?”
“Which one?” Kiara pretended not to understand.
“Don’t play dumb with me! I’m talking about the one in all white who really knows how to act!”
The mere thought of that guy putting his hand on Little Baldy’s shoulder infuriated Mr. Zoel — why on Earth were those two so close?
“Oh, him? Norris Flowery Fox, an internationally renowned hypnotist, an apprentice of my dad’s disciple — very impressive, he has made significant contributions in the field of hypnosis.”
“Does your Bucket know how praisefully you speak of other men — and why do I feel like you’re calling him ‘Dad’ a little too smoothly?”
Zoel Cohen knew Kiara had acknowledged a godfather, but what surprised him was that Kiara had dropped the ‘god’ part and was directly calling him ‘Dad,’ and quite effortlessly at that.
If Zoel Cohen hadn’t known Kiara’s background, he might have mistaken this godfather for her real father.
“I just get along well with my dad. Calling him godfather is too awkward, might as well call him Dad directly. And do you smell that? What a sour smell. Wendy, can you smell it?” Kiara teased, looking down at her daughter.
“Daddy!” Whatever she was asked, Wendy only responded with this.
Zoel Cohen was choked up and speechless, turning his head away and not representing Kiara anymore, but as they neared the venue, he couldn’t hold back and tried to hide his concern with an outwardly calm tone.
“Is he really close with Little Baldy?”
“Anyway, those two have known each other for many years, right? I don’t know if they’re close, but they sure don’t disrespectfully nickname people Little Baldy like someone does, it’s just plain disrespectful to women.”
Mr. Zoel almost sprayed a mouthful of old blood all over the steering wheel.
“You just know that I don’t respect her! Did you ever listen to those messed-up nicknames she has for me?”
This was simply unfair, gender discrimination!
Aka had given Zoel plenty of unpleasant nicknames, such as ‘Toothpick Man’, ‘Hemorrhoid Man’, and a slew of other such things; compared to her, Zoel felt that calling her Little Baldy not only lacked malice but even seemed kind of endearing.
Emma Clark looked down on him with contempt, “The nickname Hundred Slayer is such a waste on you. Have all your previous chick-picking skills gone to the dogs? If I summarized your behavior now, I could write a whole book.”
“A handbook commonly known as pua?”
“Haha… it’s ‘Reasons Bachelors Can’t Get a Wife’!”
Underpants…
Mr. Zoel was hit right in the feels.
“Other women are nothing like her, who’s as difficult to deal with as she is?”
“Other women? Zoel, don’t you be unconvinced. If you didn’t have your current wealth, if you didn’t have your family background, if you didn’t have your demonic good looks, and you looked like a bumpkin Folk Opera actor, try and see if you could pick up girls then?”
“Please, don’t even ask. Do you think I’m like your Arua, living almost half a life just clinging to such a thorny head like you!” Angered by Kiara’s provocations, Mr. Zoel’s health bar was almost depleted, but he still kept up his proud and wilful pretense.
“Right, now that you mention it, we as a couple have to thank you.”
“Thank me?”
“Yeah, initially I was quite annoyed with him, always senselessly jealous, not mature at all, but compared to you, I find my Camden quite adorable. He’s sometimes tough, sometimes gentle, may occasionally act silly but his merits outweigh his faults. I’ve decided to go home and live well with him, because compared to you, I think he’s pretty great.”
“…Emma Clark, get out of the car; I’m not taking you there. You can take a taxi on your own!” Mr. Zoel decided, from that moment on, to sever ties with the witch.
Being friends just wasn’t fun anymore; the friendship had completely capsized.
“You see, I knew you’d be unconvinced. Look, when we get to the venue, I’ll show you someone. If you treat him as a negative example, you’ll realize how terrible your previous actions were.”
“Who?”
It better not be that guy wearing white clothes trying to be all suave and draping his arms over Aka’s shoulders!
God knows how much Mr. Zoel wanted to chop off those detestable claws when he saw that scene!
“You’ll know when we get there.”
Everyone arrived at the venue around the same time. Zoel followed James Norris ‘Norris Flowery Fox’ in his car, trashing Norris’s little convertible to no end, thinking that his taste was gaudy and he was even flashier.
Completely ignoring the fact that Mr. Zoel’s own garage housed plenty of similar cars. Sometimes, when you dislike someone, even breathing can feel offensive.
Upon arrival, Zoel immediately noticed the playboy Norris get out of the car to open the door for Aka, his mouth almost reaching behind his ear in annoyance.
Show off, what a show off!
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